Hey guys. I am SOOOO sorry I am uploading this so late. My high school life got in the way(junior year is a pain in the ass sometimes). Anyway here is the next chapter to this wonderful story.

P.S. this my Thanksgiving gift to you guys. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: see chapter 1

Casey: 'ey Don I got my dick stuck in car door can you help me? PLEEEASSSEEE!

Don: no Casey. Either call Raph or figure it out yourself

Casey: aw c'mon why?

Don: either you meant 'hockey stick' or you are a bigger moron than I thought

Casey: why do you say that?

Don: read your first message

Casey:...OH MY GOD!

Casey: DYAC

April: Donnie guess what!

Don: what is it April?

April: I just a new penis today! :)


April: hello? Don?


April: Don what's wrong? Was it something I said?

Don:... in a way yes. look at your other text

April: what do you mean Don?

April: OMG! I meant PC!

Don: good because you had me worried for a second

Raph: hey Leo is splinta aight? I saw you take 'em to Don

Leo: He's alright Raph

Leo: He just needs to get some vajayjay

Raph: what the hell Leo?

Leo: what? I said was that he needed to get his VAGINA

Leo: Oh for the love of bushido


Raph: ya done paintin' yet Mikey? I want to watch my game

Mikey: yeah I'm done. want to know what color it is?

Raph: not that i care but what?

Mikey: piss yellow

Raph: mikey you are more kinds of wrong than i even care to know

Mikey: what do you mean Raph?

Raph: read your last text bonehead

Mikey: AAAAHHHHHHH... I meant mustard yellow

Mikey: i want now want to sell myself to Bishop

Raph: good luck wit' that

Oh what are we gonna do with these guys. Well here was chapter 2. Please leave a review with ideas for stories and chapters you want to see in the future.

And please feel free to pm or review to me at yell at me to update these stories as soon as possible. It would be greatly appreciated :)

Happy Thanksgiving you guys and I will see you in the next chapter(hopefully soon) :)