This one comes with a story. I told my little sister (who's thirteen on the 28th of August) to give me a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon pairing to write about, and she suggested ChimechoXCroagunk. But then she asked if SHE could write it, and naturally, I allowed her. After I read back to her what she told me to write down, she laughed with a hand over her face and insisted that I add this message from her: If you are reading this right now, then I wish you good luck. For if you want me to write more, it's a bad idea. But I'd be happy to. For YOU, darling.


One day, Chimecho was floating around the guild and Croagunk saw her and looked into her eyes and thought to himself, I wish I had her...just one time...

And he wanted to walk up to her and tell her how beautiful she was but he just didn't have the guts. He just didn't have it in him. Then, she looked at him and saw him staring. He tried to find a way to cover up what he did but he couldn't. He became sad. Then he ran away because he was sad and upset and he wished he was in a hole with his mommy right now. Then he became even more sad because she didn't follow him and instead talked to Bidoof. And he just wanted to burn down the guild except for Chimecho because he loved her. But when he looked at her that first time, she thought to herself, I know what he wants. He just wants to use me and leave me. And I'll be branded a loser and everybody will laugh at me. So I won't come near him, just from that one look. It tells me everythiiiiiing. And then she skipped away into the sunset with Bidoof. And they lived happily ever after. The end.