Don't judge me on this, I started this with a friend, then finished it at midnight. So yeah even i wonder what the fudge happened here. Btw don't read this if you can't handle swearing :D -Sophia
Dean rubbed his stubbly tummy, Castiel suddenly appeared out of fucking nowhere
"Fuck it Cas, UNICORNS!"
"K then, I will get you a unicorn."
"WAIT A MINUTE WHY R U POSSESSING A TEENAGE BOY?!
"I will get back to my starey self if you want me to."
"Ok then, I don't mind your starey self, its actually pretty hot. Wait what?" Dean looked very confused.
"I know brah." Cas said and changed back to his starey hot self and pulled out a cigeratte.
And then Dean kissed Cas and the sky rained unicorns, and the unicorns were gay. like their beautiful love. Then sam and gabriel came in pushing the door, open and banged against the wall. u guessed it they were making out too. Then Lucifer suddenly appeared, but everyone else was too busy making out to notice.
"I BROKE OUT OF HELL GET READY TO FEEL MY-" Luci suddenly noticed two of his brothers making out "WHAT THE HELL I JUST CAME OUT OF HELL I DON'T NEED THIS, HELL IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS!" Luci rubbed at his eyes trying to make the gross image disappear, and vanished back into Hell, if this is what the world had come to he preferred Hell. Than Roberto walked in,
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS WHO AM I WHATS GOING ON I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I AM HERE! STOP MAKING OUT THIS WEIRD IM NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING TV SHOW!" So Roberto jumped on one of the gay unicorns, and rode off in the distance, where he was promptly eaten by a giant potato shark.
And then the couples just kept making out till the end of time, and after the end of time, they got tired of making out for no damn reason so they decided to get married. Of course Dean got married first, and at his wedding, Chuck came back to life and announced he was God, then proceeded to marry them.
They stood on a giant pie, and said their vows. And just to rub it in the faces of all their enemies, they tied every bad guy to a chair, and made them watch every soppy disgusting moment. Of course Chuck got all the dead enemies out of Hell, and soon they were screaming to go back to Hell. After the wedding Adam showed up and tried to kill everybody, but he fell in love with the potato shark that ate Roberto and they tried to marry, but the US government wouldn't allow them. Then Adam was thrown in prison for committing beastiality, and the potato shark went back to eating people. So apart from all that Dean and Cas had 5 nephilim children, who all turned into unicorn-dragons.
THIS IS THE STORY OF DESTIEL THIS IS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN DONT YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE, ITS GOING TO HAPPEN I FEEL IT IN MY TEETH, AND IF MY TEETH CAN EAT ICE CREAM MY TEETH ARE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING