Snape was alive!
'Snappy!' Harri sed and he kised him on his face. Every1 sed 'aww'
Harri and snop kissd. Rom sed 'but then who is in the coughin Ron sed' Every1 locked in and saw Nevel Widebutt.
Ever1 cheered that it was not snope. Herpmione tuned to Hargrid. 'Hargrid will you marri then now?'
Hargrid shouted 'OK'
'Does any1 objectify them? Hargrid sed' shouted Hargrid.
'I OBJECT!' Sed Shrek busting through the chuch doors.
Every1 gapsed. Then shrek laughed his ogre laugh and it smelld liek onions. He was at the rong weding!
'Silly shrek' hermonion sed. Shrek went away.
'Wait! I object!' Sed some1 evily.
It was Darco! Ever1 was shocked. Herry was furous.
'No dracu! I don't love yu I hert my snape! And we are going to be marrid foreva and eva!'
Dracu stared criing.
'Dont worri Draco' sed snap higgin draco. 'We can odopt yu and yu can be are sun and we can be a familee'
Dracu smild. 'OK.' He sed.
'I NOW PRONOUNCE YOO HISBIND AND HISBAND. YOU MAY KIS.'
Ever1 clopped and cheered as snop and herri kisd each offer.
It was beatiful.