Tsubaki: The irony of calling it pride is you do things no one should be proud of.
Kid: Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the titanic soundtrack
Patty: what kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Spirit: We made out for three hours then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Patty: i wish they made sweatshirts for legs
Liz: you mean pants?
To: Everyone (mass text)
BlackStar: if the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit
Maka: I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Liz: So what color is the dress you picked out?
Liz: And what color is that, exactly?
Maka: FUSCHIA hahaha
BlackStar: I don't know how to make you forgive me. I've apologized a thousand times. What more do you want?
Soul: Actions speak louder than wombats.
Soul: GOD DAMN IT woooorrrddds. Still mad at you.
Soul: If you were an X-man, what would your power be?
Blair: I would shoot lasers from my boobs.