Ignore the random text up there^^
Decided to update this shit again while suffering from bad-at-writing-fight scenes-itis
WARNING: not for the weak side of this fandom
Kid: YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
BlackStar: I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Marie: there comes a time in a woman's life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil
Azusa: you're pregnant aren't you?
Spirit: I expect an hourly text assuring me you are alive and not face down in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
To: Liz, Patty, Soul, Kid, Maka
Tsubaki: BLACKSTAR HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Eruka: I don't know where I am but it's a goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Maka: iiiiiiiii almost fall ib the laaaake
Soul: are you drunk again
BlackStar: we enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Soul: i dIDNT WE GOT SHOT AFTERWARDS
Eruka: please pick me up I think I just joined a gang
Not as good as the other chapters. If you can, PM me funny texts you've seen, read, or even been a part of. I need help there's only so many texts I can use that don't involve sex or shit like that, IGNORING THE ONE WITH MARIE...