Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people!
Warning: Complete and utter crack. May permamently injure your brain.
Fandoms (in order) include Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, X-Men, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Pirates of the Caribbean and Black Butler. :D
Farore Worldshaper: Finally! *Magically proofs up popcorn* I can watch Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in HD!
Erik: *Popping up* Did somebody say Phantom?
Farore: Wait, what? No, Erik, go away! Or else-
Christine: He is no menace! He is an Angel of Music!
Raoul: PHANTOM?! I will destroy you, you menace! *Begins chasing Erik around with a sword*
Farore: DAMMIT ERIK
Magneto: I'm sorry?
Farore: NO! Wrong mopey genius! How'd you get here anyways?
The Doctor: Well, the readings from my sonic screwdriver seem to show that there's been a tear in the space-fan continuum! All the fictional universes are blending together!
Sherlock: Isn't it obvious? *Rolls eyes*
Anakin: What the HOTH is going on here? Why are so many people here? Oh, Obi-Wan's gonna be pissed…
Jack: Why is the rum always goneeee...
Farore: That's it! Using my powers of a goddess of Hyrule, Link, I summon you here!
Link: Wh-what? Where am I? Where's everyone?
Farore: Link, why are you shirtless?
Link: Me and some others were playing strip poker. Who might you be?
Farore: …Ignoring that, I'm Farore, your patron goddess. Here's the Triforce, now go kill all the people who aren't from this universe.
Farore: …I'll throw in a heart container.
*Screams of terrified mopey genii as they and their friends get slaughtered*
*Sound of Doctor regenerating*
*Sound of Sherlock sword fighting with Link*
Farore: Where's the popcorn? This is more interesting than the movie, anyways.
Doctor: Well, that was rude. Ooh! New voice! I like it. Say, am I ginger?
Grell: Hold still, sweetheart, I can't get your memories with you all twitching like that~!
Farore: DAMMIT LINK! I SAID ONLY KILL THE PEOPLE NOT FROM THIS UNIVERSE!
…Nevermind, here's your heart container anyways. *Poofs Link back to Hyrule* Now what should I do with all these dead bodies?
Undertaker: Kekeke… I see lots of pretty dead bodies~
Farore: Oh, hey Undertaker! How've you been?
Undertaker: Very good. Ooh, these will go perfectly in my new coffins~
Farore: Would you mind taking care of them? I need to go back to Hyrule to keep an eye on everything. And get my nails done with Din and Naryu.
Undertaker: Don't worry, milady, I'll take care of e-very-one~
Doctor: Wait, what about me? I'm not exactly dead.
Farore: Get your TARDIS and go back home if you're not dead! Unless you want to be…
Doctor: Well, I'd give you a long lecture on the moral wrongness of killing, but wow I'm late for tea! Bye then!
*TARDIS vworps away*
Farore: Thanks again, Undertaker! See ya! *Pfoofs back to Hyrule*
I'd apologize, but I'm not sorry at all.
PLEAASEEE review! Or I'll send Link after you! MWAHAHA