HUMUNGO-AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hehehe…

All right, people, I have to admit something…

Something so shocking the world will have to freeze over…

You ready?

::deep breath::

I.

Don't.

Know.

What.

To.

Write.

And I don't just mean plot-wise…

I haven't the slightest clue what couple I want this fic to be for. Part of me is dying to write a Hermione/Remus fic where our beloved werewolf is in heat. Not only will I have fun writing that ('cause, believe me, just the image of Remus as a lusty werewolf is enough to make me melt…), but it would also make sense. Of course, I'd also love to make it Hermione/Remus just so I could pay tribute to Lupin's Symposium. (NOTE TO EVERYONE: READ THAT FIC! IT'S THE FUNNIEST HERMIONE/REMUS FIC OUT THERE!)

And yet…

Another part of me just wants to piss off/gross out all my friends by making this fic a Hermione/Severus…

::smirk:: Apparently, they don't seem to like our bossy know-it-all with the infamous Potions master…

::shrug:: Eh, it's their loss…I happen to find it an…interesting 'ship…

::smirk:: Simply because we all want our Professor to get laid…

::pause:: Then again, the same goes for Remus…

::ponders:: But, do you think Remus gets more nookie?

It's an interesting question to consider…

::smirk:: I'm reading too much into these fictional characters, aren't I?

But, back to the fic: I need opinions, people…

Should I have Hermione end up with our dark, mysterious, Professor Severus Snape?

Or…should I hook her up with a sex-crazed werewolf, otherwise known as Professor Remus Lupin?

::wide grin:: Or should I satisfy both sides of me, and post two separate chapters, one for each 'ship?

An inquiring mind wants to know…