Huh? This place is pretty dusty, how long has it been since I had last been here again? 6-7 months?

Well, shit...that's just embarrassing for me, ain't it?

Hello everyone, guess who's back from the beyond?

No, not Harambe, dang it! Damn memes are everywhere now…

So, I know what you all are thinking, and it's mostly…

"Where the hell have you been?!"

"When are you updating the story?"

"Are they dead!?"

And to answer that, well...I guess I'll just be honest with you all.

Firstly, where have I been?

I've been relaxing at home, though not really right now though since I'm dealing an upper respiratory infection again, so that's nice. Yeah, I've been pretty much lazing about, playing video games and making sure my dogs don't tear the damn house apart, as well as keeping in touch with friends and hanging out with them occasionally.

To anyone that's curious about whether or not I am in college yet, the answer is no, I am not. But, I might be going to college soon in either January or March.

Now the next question is a bit of a doozy.

First off, yes, the stories are gonna be updated soon but don't hold me to that since I might be preoccupied with christmas coming up, as well as a few other distractions that'll take me away from my work.

What are those distractions? Well in order:

Destiny

Pokemon x

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire

Pokemon Moon

Skyrim Remastered

Undertale

Castle Crashers

Binding of Isaac

Shovel Knight

Crypt of the Necrodancer

Ori and the Blind Forest

Battlefield 1

Etc~Etc~!

Yeah, ever since I've gotten these games, I've kinda forgotten to work on some of the chapters and have even almost forgotten I even had an account on this site.

The other reason is...okay it's a little stupid but bear with me. So as you know, most if not all of my stories were made during Highschool, right? Well do you know when I would work on these stories? When I had actual work to do!

Every time I had an assignment that involved the laptop, I'd usually go straight to working on new chapters, which in hindsight could've caused me to fail that class…

But no matter! That was what happened and how it went, and I had kept doing it since Sophomore year. Now, here's where you all will think I'm a fucking moron.

So when High school was coming to a close, I had decided to save my files onto google docs, in the hopes that I'd be able to pull them up somehow after I graduated. And when I got my new laptop, I was super excited that I'd be able to work on my stories now.

But when I pulled the files up on Docs, they all had been turned into a different file format, making it almost impossible to work on them. So that got me thinking, 'What went wrong?'

What went wrong, was that the laptop they had given us to use were Macbook airs, and those are apple laptops. And they didn't have Microsoft Office, no, they had something called Pages.

And guess what? Page files are incompatible with both Docs and Office.

So, for the longest time I had to deal with the most annoying issue ever - Re-typing every damn chapter from fucking MEMORY!

Trust me, I tried to fix the problem, but after awhile I pretty much just decided, fuck it, I'll re-type it all up.

You people see how much hell I go through? Because I haven't started College yet, and that'll be a pretty annoying thing to deal with.

Now, are the stories dead? Hell no, and I don't intend to kill them off. I just need to actually get off my ass and get to work.

When will the chapters be done? I don't know, and trust me, it scares me to know how you guys will react to those words.

Hell, making this update and telling you all how I fucked things up for myself is enough to make afraid to even upload this.

But I have to, because you people deserve to know, and if you berate me about it, I'll accept it. I fucked up, and I should face the consequences.

Well, I think that'll be it for now, I'm gonna try to work on some stuff before going to bed. I'd rather not get even more sick than I am right now.

See ya guys later, and...please forgive me.