617Yang and Ruby were calmly walking back to the rec room after depositing Zwei back at the dorm when Yang struck up a conversation. "So Ruby."
Ruby looked at her sister with confusion "So what?"
"Blake or Jaune?"
Ruby's jaw dropped. Yang grinned as she waited for her sister to recover. When she did she yelled "We are NOT having the conversation!" and then she rushed to the rec room in flash of rose petals.
"Is it both? It's both isn't it?" Yang said to the space the Ruby used to occupy before laughing and skipping to join her friends.
When she got there she ignored Weiss ("What did you do to her?") and drew the next black card. "Alright losers, let's get this party started." She then she read the black card and collapsed forward onto the table, laughing. "Pfffffthahahahahahaha! Oh my… Oh my God. Hahahah this…haha…this is too perfect."
Because the Card Czar was too busy to actually share the black card with the others, Weiss picked it up. "Oh come on! What is this Heart-of-the-Cards bullshit? Why does she keep getting cards that are perfect for her?"
"What's it say Weiss?" Ren asked sounding bored.
"Why is my roommate so sexy all of a sudden?"
Everyone turned to look at Blake and immediately joined Yang in laughter. Blake just blushed and tried to make herself look as small as possible. Yang was the first to get a hold of herself and she got the others to give her their cards. "Okay, whatever you guys played, it's going to be gold. Let's get started." She flipped over the first card. "Why's my roommate sexy? Because of a sex comet from space that plunges Remnant into eternal sexiness."
"Ha!" Ren laughed cynically. "We should be so lucky. The only thing we're going to get from space is aliens."
"Or predators!" Nora added enthusiastically. "Or maybe alien predators. No, wait, that sounds stupid."
Yang, as well as the others, was starting to grow used to Nora's… Nora-ness and it barely took any conscious effort to ignore her and move onto the next card. "Why is my roommate suddenly sexy? Because it's me time."
Blake had an unreadable expression on her face. "Do you actually… when you…?"
Yang smirked. "What do you think?"
"I don't know what to think, that's why I'm asking!" Blake yelled at her partner.
"Well, I am tonight, that's for sure." Yang took in the sights of her friends' shocked faces and she was pleased. "Oh relax guys, I'm joking. Probably. Anyway, next card! Why is my roommate so damn sexy? It's because of eugenics."
"Catgirls: Genetically engineered to be as sexy as possible." Ruby said before she could stop herself. Blake gave her a look, thought a while, came to a decision and then dope slapped Yang.
"Ow! What was that for?" Yang asked, annoyed.
"I blame you for that."
"She's her own woman. You can't blame me for everything she says." Yang protested vehemently.
"Maybe not." Blake admitted. "But I can blame you for most of it. Besides, Ruby's too cute to hurt."
Yang opened her mouth refute that, paused, closed her mouth and looked at Ruby. Ruby, for her part, felt horrible. "I'm sorry I made Blake smack you Sis." She apologized with eyes downcast as she fidgeted nervously.
Yang turned back to Blake. "Well, I can't argue with that." Then she picked up the next white card and got on with the game. "Why, oh why is my roommate suddenly sexy? It's because of interspecies marriage."
Pyrrha looked skeptical "I thought you said marriage was a joke."
"No, I said waiting 'till marriage is a joke. Those are two very different things." Yang went forward with reading the next card. "Why is my roommate suddenly sexy? Because of a good sniff."
"What, did she start wearing perfume?" Jaune asked.
"No but I did change my conditioner recently." Blake answered.
Jaune facepalmed. "That was a rhetorical question."
That reminds me; I still need to put catnip in Weiss's hair products. I bet that'll be hilarious. Filling that thought away for later, Yang flipped over the second last card. "Why's my roommate so sexylicious? Because she's been developing secondary sexual characteristics."
"What-?" Jaune started to ask before getting cut off.
"Boobs, Jaune." Nora interrupted. "You know what boobs are, right? Mammaries, funbags, milk jugs, breasts, mounds, Brabuddies, chesticles, bazookas-"
"I know what boobs are Nora."
"-GREAT SONKING TITS! Really? Because you've ignoring Pyrrha's for months now." While Jaune and Pyrrha sputtered with embarrassment Yang high fived Nora.
Once they recovered Yang clapped her hands together. "Ok, last card! Then I need to figure out which of these was funniest. Why has my roommate suddenly grown sexy? Because she's had sex with every man on Patch. Huh, I didn't know you've been to Patch Blake."
"I haven't. I thought you were talking about Ruby." Blake looked at her friends, all of them frozen in shock, and felt something like pride. "Well, Adam was right about one thing at least: if you hit them hard enough there's plenty of time for a getaway." She said, mostly to her self. Then Blake got up and calmly walked out of the room, but not before turning around at the door and saying "I'll see you guys later." Then she went to make a tuna melt.
When she came back ten minutes later, cheesy tuna goodness in hand, they were all still in the same positions as she left. She walked over to Yang, put her tuna melt down on the table and poked her partner. "Blake Wins!" Yang shouted out suddenly, startling Blake so badly she fell over, slamming her head onto the ground.
"WHAT!" Weiss screamed in response, which seemed to unfreeze the others as well. "WHY?"
"Weiss, that was brilliant! I not only did she call Ruby sexually promiscuous, but she implied that I find my sister sexually attractive. It had layers Weiss!" Oh hey, a tuna melt.
"But-"
"LAYERS! LIKE AN ONION!"
"I also implied that incest runs in the family because if she had sex with every man on Patch that includes her father." Blake said from the floor. "Also, ow."
"SEE! This is what I'm talking about! All that, with just seven words. Genius." Yang said, pointing at Blake. Then she blinked. "Blake, why are you laying on the floor?"
Blake gave her partner a flat stare. "I slipped on a banana peel. Obviously."
"Oh. That makes sense."
"No it doesn't!" Jaune yelled at the other blond in the room. "Nobody here's been eating bananas."
"Sun was here. I assume he just trails banana peels everywhere." While the other tried to figure out if she was joking or not Yang looked down at her faunus friend. "So are you going to get up or what. Oh yeah, here's you black card."
"Thanks, put it with the others." Blake said, wincing in pain. "I think I'll stay here for Weiss's turn. Could you pass me my cards?" She asked. "Oh, and a pillow? Thanks."
Weiss, tired of this nonsense, picked up the next black card and read it. "That's the biggest blank I've ever seen!" A couple of her friends laughed at that sentence but they didn't let it distract them from the arduous task of picking a winning card. Soon enough Weiss had a pile of cardboard in front of her. Weiss picked up the first card, read it silently, shook her head and put it back down. Then she picked up the next one, read it, rolled her eyes and put that one back too. After she picked up and read the third card she groaned. "All of these suck. I'm just going to read them all at once. Those are the biggest saxophone solos, quivering jowls, cheque glued to someone's ass, goblins, squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles, brain tumour and Vacuan warlord I've ever seen." Weiss shuffled the cards and picked one at random. "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles wins."
"Yay?" Jaune said questioningly. "Somehow I don't feel any pride in that."
"Shut up and take your card." Weiss snapped. Jaune eeped and took the offered card.
Ruby was the Card Czar next so she picked up a new black card and read it to the others. "This hint sucks! How is blank supposed to help me find blank?" It took awhile but everyone eventually had to white cards in front of them. "Okay people," Ruby started, "We're going to do a little special this time. After I read your cards you actually have to explain how the hint will help me. Best explanation wins!"
"Ah crap." Blake swore.
Pyrrha smirked. "Let me guess. You need to explain tentacles don't you."
"No. It's just that my cards make no sense."
"Well, at least you have some time to come up with something good Blake." Ruby said before grabbing Yang's cards. "This hint sucks! How is 3.7 billion years of evolution supposed to help me find shiny objects?"
"Well 3.7 billion years ago our ancestors were like, bacteria or something, right?" Yang began to explain. "So they didn't have eyes to see the shininess, or hands to pick up the shinies. They didn't have legs so they couldn't move around to find shiny objects easily. They didn't even have brains so they couldn't even come up with the idea of 'shiny'. We evolved eyes and brains and hands all for the express purpose of finding shiny objects!"
"Welp, I believe it!" Ruby said, laughing, before picking up Weiss's cards. "Next! How is almost giving money to a homeless person supposed to help me find a foul mouth?"
"Do I really have to explain it?" Weiss snarked.
Ruby giggled. "Nope, I think I got it. Ren?" Ren hand his cards to the redhead. "How is living in a trash can supposed to help me find the secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction?"
"Well if you live in trash can long enough someone's bound to throw away a vibrator sooner or later." Ren said this like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Uuuhhh, okay?" Ruby gave Ren a weird look. "Next!" she cried out before getting Pyrrha's cards. "How does three months in the hole help me find the hiccups?"
"It doesn't." Pyrrha admitted.
"Fair enough. Next!" Nora gave Ruby her cards. "How does wearing an octopus for a hat help be get sex with Spruce Willis? Y'know what? I really don't need that explained to me."
"Too bad! I'm explaining it anyway!" Nora shouted and proceeded to do just that. "First you need an octopus, a place to train it, some hentai and Spruce Willis's underwear. Then-"
Ren clapped a hand over Nora's mouth. "Okay, that's enough. We really don't need Jaune rushing out to puke again."
Jaune had a dismayed look on his face. "I sleep in the same room as that girl. Why do I sleep in the same room as that girl?"
Pyrrha rubbed her crush on the back. "Shhh it's okay. She's your friend, she won't hurt you."
"I know. That's why I'm scared." Jaune replied. While the others tried figure what the fuck that meant Jaune passed Ruby his cards. "Let's just move on."
"Let's." Ruby agreed. "Next! How is calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality supposed to help me find heart-warming lesbianism?"
"It's not." Jaune and Pyrrha said at the same time. They looked at each other and giggled.
Ruby smiled at how cute her friends were being before getting down to business. "Well, let's wrap this up. Can I get your cards, Blake?" Blake nodded and slid them over. "Next! How is beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo supposed to help me find words, words, words?"
Blake shrugged. "I'm sure that someone's going to start shouting words at you it you do that. They probably won't be nice words, but still, words."
"I can't argue with that!" Ruby said enthusiastically. "Guess I have to pick a winner. Jaune wins!"
"What? Why me?" Jaune looked confused and so did all the others.
"Well I said best explanation wins. There are a lot of ways to be best. As it happens you and Pyrrha answering was the cutest answer and therefor the best!" Ruby explained with a grin. She gave Jaune his awesome point while he and Pyrrha blushed.
Without any preamble Ren picked up the newest black card and read it. "Turns out that blank man was the hero we neither needed nor wanted. This should be interesting." After the others picked their cards Ren read the first card. His eyes widened slightly. "And I was right. Turns out lactation-man was the hero we neither needed nor wanted."
"Ewwwww." Ruby and Nora squealed.
"That just ain't right." Yang said.
"Turns out Box-Shaped-Man was the hero we neither needed nor wanted."
"So Box-Shaped-Man, What powers do you have?" Ruby mimed pointed a microphone at Jaune.
"Well, I'm shaped like a box." Jaune answered.
"That's it? Nothing else? Like, I don't know, heat vision or flight or something?"
"Nope. Shaped like a box. That's it."
"I see. So how do you plan to stop crime?" Ruby asked.
"Well, I can't move because I don't have legs. So I'm just going to sit here and hope criminal's trip over me." Jaune and Ruby stood up and bowed while the others applauded and laughed.
After they sat down Ren read the next card. "Turns out Sadistic-Brutality-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted."
"In hindsight, this really should have been obvious." Blake snarked.
"Turns out Leprosy-Man was neither the hero we needed not wanted."
"Second verse same as the first." Nora sang. "Seriously who thought that was a good idea?"
"Turns out Unlimited Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted."
"I don't know." Jaune said. "That sounds kind of useful. At least compared by to Leprosy-Man."
"Useful maybe." Yang replied. "But that's not what the cards is saying, is it? Think about it. Do we really deserve the glory that is unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks?"
"Probably not." Weiss answered. "If this game's proved anything it's that we're all horrible people."
Ren, meanwhile, moved on to the next card. "Turns out Catapult-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted."
"That's the closest to an actual superhero we've had so far." Weiss pointed out.
Ren read out the final card. "Turns out Twincest-Man was the Hero we neither needed nor wanted."
"Do not want! Do not want! Defiantly do not want!" Ruby shouted.
"Twincest is wincest." Ren declared. "But not actually."
"Thanks Renny!" Nora helped herself to the black card she won and picked up a new one and gave it to Pyrrha. "Here ya go."
"Thanks Nora." Pyrrha said, taking the piece of cardboard. "Give me liberty or give me Blank." Pyrrha paused. "I know I've heard that some where before."
"It's part of a speech, obviously." Weiss answered. "Maybe from a movie or something?"
"Who cares?" Yang put her card on the pile, the last that was needed. "Start reading"
Pyrrha shuffled the cards and did so. "Give me liberty or give me an unwanted welcome-back present."
"Congratulations on failing your hundredth attempt at a prison break." Jaune said, imitating a game show host. "Here's your prize: a cavity search!"
Pyrrha laughed at Jaune's joke before reading the next card. "Give me liberty or give me backwards knees."
"OH!" Weiss shouted. "That just sounds painful. Blake, I know that the police can sometimes come down hard on faunus protests but please tell they never broke someone's knees that badly."
"Not to my knowledge but it might have happened."
"Well that depressing." Pyrrha said, frowning. "Let's just move on shall we? Give me liberty or give me penis breath."
Everyone started laughing. At least until Ren figured something out. "Wait. If those are the only options, wouldn't that make you a sex slave?" No one laughed after that.
Pyrrha shook her head to clear it and moved on. "Give me liberty or give me the council of Vale's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants."
"Gross." Blake said.
"Lame." Yang said.
"Grame." Nora said.
"Give me liberty or give me deez nuts." Pyrrha read of the latest white card.
"Well that was sophisticated." Weiss sighed.
"Sophisticated as hell you mean." Yang replied.
Pyrrha giggled at her friends antics and flipped over the next card. "Give me liberty or give me explosive decompression."
Yang's face grew a shit-eating grin. "More like…."
The other's waited a few seconds before Ruby got bored. "You gonna finish that pun?"
Yang seemed to deflate. "Yeah, I got nothing."
Pyrrha flipped over the final card. "Give me liberty or give me survivor's guilt."
"So either let me go free or kill all my friends?" Ruby asked, shocked. "Why? Why is that the choice?"
"Oh I don't know." Weiss pondered. "If I was locked up with Yang I'm sure that eventually I'd want her dead, if only to stop the puns."
"Love you too, princess." Yang snarked.
"I don't really like any of these." Pyrrha said as she tried to pick a winner. "I guess I'll go with an unwanted welcome-back present." Ren silently held his hand out and Pyrrha gave him his awesome point.
"Oh oh oh. Is it my turn?" Nora asked, bouncing up and down with excitement.
"Yes Nora, it's your turn." Ren answered.
"Sweet!" Nora squeed as she picked up a new black card. "As part of his daily regimen, Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes for blank."
Yang burst out laughing. Ruby pouted at her sister. "C'mon Yang, it's not that funny. No one's even played anything yet."
Yang took a deep breath to calm down… and then immediately started giggling again. "Sorry sis. It's just that the white card I just got is freaking hilarious."
The others shrugged and started picking their cards. As soon as that was finished Nora shuffled them up and started reading. "As part of his daily regimen, Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes for unrelenting genital punishment."
"Giving or receiving?" Jaune asked.
"Both." Yang and Ruby said at the same time. The looked at each other and burst into giggles.
Nora picked up the next white card. "Professor Ozpin set's aside fifteen minutes for breaking into song and dance."
"He gets all the silliness out in those fifteen minutes so he can be serious the rest of the time." Ruby explained.
"Makes sense." Nora nodded before flipping over the next white card. "Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Nora shouted at the end of the sentence and deafened the others.
"God Nora did you have to be so loud?" Ren asked. "I pretty sure half the dorm heard that, even with the sound proofing."
"WHAT?" Ruby yelled, eyes shut tight and holding her hands to her ears.
Nora ignored them and just read the next card. "Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes for some shit-hot guitar licks."
"WHAT?" Ruby shouted again.
"Man, how awesome would it be for the Professors to form a rock band and perform at our next dance?" Jaune asked.
Weiss dismissed this out of hand. "That would be awful. Can you imagine Professor Port trying to act like a rock star?"
Yang grinned. "I can and it's hilarious."
"WHA-" Ruby tried to shout but Weiss clapped a hand over her mouth and yelled at her. "Shut up!"
Nora laughed at her friends' antics before reading the next card. "Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes for no longer finding any Cards Against Remnant card funny!"
"I guess we know who gave us the cards now." Pyrrha said.
"Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes for fucking a corpse back to life." Nora read off the second last card.
"Isn't that nice Ruby? You and Ozpin share a hobby." Blake teased the redhead.
"Fuck you Blake." Ruby grumbled before kicking the faunus.
Nora flipped over the last white card. "Professor Ozpin sets aside fifteen minutes everyday for the swim team. All at once."
"I don't get it." Ruby said in confusion.
Weiss stared at her partner. "How do you not get it?" She yelled.
"I've noticed that a lot of innuendo just flies over Ruby's head." Blake said. "I think the it's mental defense she developed in order to survive living with Yang. If you want her to get it you're going to say to her flat out."
"Oh." Weiss said. Then she turned back to Ruby. "It means he has a gangbang with the entire swim team for fifteen minutes every day."
"Ooooooh." Ruby said as comprehension dawned on her. "Wait, isn't Velvet on the swim team?" The teens looked at each other for a second and began to laugh.
"Time to pick a winner!" Nora cheered. "Let's see, who had breaking out into song and dance. That's my favourite!"
Weiss spoke up. "That would be me. Just goes to show that you don't have to be perverted to win this game." Nora tossed her the white card and everyone refilled their hands.
Jaune was the new Card Czar so he picked up a black card and read it to the others. "In Vale Kingdom Jail, word is that you can trade 200 cigarettes for blank." The others were quick to pick their cards. "In Vale Kingdom Jail, word is that you can trade 200 cigarettes for getting you dick stuck in a Mistralian finger trap with another dick."
Yang smirked "God, I hate it when that happens to my penis."
After Jaune recovered from his Yang-induced choking attack he read the next card. "You can trade 200 cigarettes for Pyrrha Nikos's delicious asshole? What?"
"What!? No! Nonononononono!" Pyrrha vehemently denied.
"No need to be ashamed Pyrrha. You do what you have to in juvie." Ren said. No one knew whether to take him seriously.
Jaune reached for the next card as fast as possible. "You can trade 200 cigarettes for Mrs. Arc's indestructible womb. Mom?"
Weiss glared at Jaune. "I thought I told you not to talk about your family."
"It was just the cards!" Jaune protested. Weiss relented and Jaune flipped the next card over. "You can trade 200 cigarettes for foreskin. God that's gross."
"What does that even mean?" Blake asked.
"Do you really want to know?" Nora replied. Blake shook her head.
"You can trade 200 cigarettes for boring vaginal sex."
"If it takes 200 cigarettes to get boring sex, how much does it cost for something kinky." Yang wondered.
"If you have to ask then you can't afford it." Weiss snarked.
"You can trade 200 cigarettes for all the single ladies."
"RALL OF 'EM?" Nora asked. Nobody understood the joke.
Jaune picked up and read the last card. "And finally, word is that in Vale Kingdom Jail you can trade 200 cigarettes for a bigger, blacker dick. Ladies, we have a winner."
"Yeah we do!" Yang cheered in agreement.
"Um, that was me." Pyrrha blushed as she took the white card from the blond.
Hey, Blake?" Yang poked her partner.
"Yeah?"
"It's your turn as Card Czar. Aren't you going to get up?" Yang asked as she looked at her partner curled up on the floor like, well, like a cat. She looks really cute like that. Yang thought to herself.
"Nah, it's really comfortable down here." The catgirl answered. "Just pass me the cards I'm supposed to read." Yang shrugged and did so. "My combat instructor got fired for adding blank to the obstacle course. Considering what we all ready have on the obstacle course this had better be pretty extreme."
Unlike usual they didn't quickly pick their cards. Instead it took almost a full minute for everyone to make their selection. As soon as the last card was put down Blake picked them back up and shuffled them. "Took your time guys. Let's see, my combat instructor got fired for adding snorting coke off a clowns boner to the obstacle course."
"Remember kids, winners don't do drugs." Nora said in a deep faux-male voice.
"Where would you get the clown though?" Ruby asked.
"That's what you want to know?" Ren expressed his disbelief.
Blake, meanwhile, flipped over the next card. "She got fired for adding filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding to the obstacle course."
"Mmmm tasty." Ren said sarcastically.
Blake read the next card. "She got fired when she added the beowolf that killed my father to the obstacle course."
"It wasn't because she added a beowolf to the course. It was because she was AWOL for a month trying to find that exact beowolf." Weiss jokingly explained.
Blake turned the next card over and frowned. "She got fired for adding falling into the toilet to the obstacle course. C'mon guys you can do better than that."
"Sorry, it was the best I had." Ruby apologized. "Well, it wasn't the best but I'm saving the best for the perfect moment and this was the next best." She explained
"It's fine Ruby." Blake said while picking the next white card. "Professor Goodwitch got fired when she added bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak to the obstacle course."
"Why?" Weiss asked. "Just why?"
"I have no idea." Blake responded. "Maybe the next one will actually make sense. My combat instructor got fired when she added ripping a dog in half to the obstacle course. Holy shit."
"Good." Ruby said firmly. "She deserves more than that but it's a start." The others all nodded their heads.
"And finally, my combat instructor got fired when she added owls, the perfect predator, to the obstacle course."
"Not the owls!" Nora cried. "Anything but the owls!"
"Now Glynda," Jaune said in a remarkably good imitation of Ozpin, "I know that the children have a tendency to get under your skin but unleashing owls on them… That's just going to far. I'm afraid I'll have to let you go."
Pyrrha responded in her imitation of Goodwitch. "The little fuckers deserved it."
It was at that moment that Blake made her decision. "Yeah, owls win. Who had the owls?"
"That would be me." Pyrrha said. Blake handed her the black card and Pyrrha accepted it graciously.
"Wait." Yang said before starting to count cards. "We have a three way tie for first place. The last round is going to be fun." She grinned as she spoke.
"Then let's get started!" Ruby cheered. "The final round of Cards Against Remnant begins now!"
Hey guys, what's up?
I want to apologize for being so late with this latest chapter. First Metal Gear Five came out, then I unexpectedly went back to university, then The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth came out. Anyway, what inspired me to get this done was the Rooster Teeth ExtraLife Livestream. If you're reading this the day I'm posting it then the livestream's still going. Go watch some idiots do stuff and be sure donate some cash to help sick kids! Also, because I wanted it done before the livestream finished I didn't have it beta read so I apologize if it's lower quality than usual.
Anyway here's the scoreboard.
Scoreboard
Ruby: 7
Weiss: 7
Blake: 7
Yang: 11
Jaune: 11
Norra: 7
Pyrrha: 11
Ren: 8
And the reader reviews.
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I all most forgot! Because the next chapter is the last one I won't be needing suggestions for cards. Instead, if you want you can help me by making suggestions for my next story. All I need is a person, a place and a film genre. If you can guess what my next story is from that then good for you! Don't spoil it for others.
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-Rex Heller.