11
"Dude, death by penguins; this is a no brainer."
"Well technically it's deaths near the penguin exhibit, so no, not really."
"Still. We're going…where's the pie?"
"Um…"
"Dammit Sam, not again!"
2
"Dean! What are you wearing? Where's your suit?"
"Come on Sammy, its Sea World! and it's scorching outside! You can go around asking FBI questions and I'll go see what's going on around the park as a tourist."
"…A- You know what, fine; let's go, and don't forget the knife."
"Yes sir. To Sea World!"
3
"What the-! Sam, a ticket here costs 89 bucks!"
"Well if you went as FBI, you would've gotten in for free; too bad tourist."
"…Sam."
4
"Good morning, Tom Smith, FBI."
"…"
"A-..And this is Daniel Radcliff, the new recruit; he's shadowing me for the duration of this investigation. Anyway, we're here about the deaths that have been going on these past four months."
5
"It's so freaking hot Sam! What the hell!"
"Yeah, well, how do you think I feel? Anyway, I've got nothing so far. Everyone around the Antarctica exhibit looks clean, and other than the four deaths, nothing out of the ordinary has been reported."
"Did you ask if any of the penguins have been acting weird?"
"Dean, you can't actually be serious?"
"What? You said so yourself! Nothing left to suspect but the penguins man; just the process of elimination."
"Um…no, the next step is to just ask the other employees on the other parts of the park."
"Okay fine, but I say that we go to the dolphins first! There's a show in thirty minutes, let's go!"
"You know I'm starting to think that you only took this case because it's in SeaWorld."
"Me? Nooooo."
"…"
"Sammy, your bitch-face is showing. Come on!"
6
"Dude! Soak zone, let's go!"
"Case my ass…"
A/N: pretty sure i had a plot for this (with cas being an employee and showing dean behind the scene stuff- even taking him to play with the other penguins after hours) but it slipped through the cracks. so now it's just a light, dialogue only, one-shot!