This is the one disclaimer to rule them all, I own nothing but the plot and OC's!

We have:
Adelaide: Our out-of-place, pink haired protagonist.
Charles Wayne: Batman's secret twin.
Ingrid Lee: Wizard Ninja of Mars.
James Thomas or JT: The future seeing dragon, who can't talk, write, or draw.
Abu: The small purple monkey, who is the only one with opposable thumbs.
Chocolate Milk: The cow that only Adelaide can understand.
Twinkle: The secret, 5 inch tall, fairy cop with a weird male voice.
Carl: He just... exists.
Jimminy Cricket: That weird creepy, stalker girl's conscience.
Grandma Nunu: the grandma who only speaks in none-sense.
Raven: Our main protagonists best friend, who after stepping on a toadstool, only speaks backwards.
Tom riddle: Adelaide's diary.
Rumbleroar: Headmaster of pigfarts and Ingrid's guardian.
Jackson: The magical mirror that only lies. (He has a crush on Twinkle. Shhh.)
Eve: The other best friend of Adelaide, she's sweet and kind... just don't get her angry...
Dare Oriana: The rich brat, who quickly makes an enemy of Adelaide. For some reason, she can control plants.
Alucard: The vampire who sparkles and hates wearing anything but capes.
Fredrick Oriana: Dare's twin brother and can control fire. (He has a secret crush on Adelaide. Don't let Dare know!)
First to go: The nameless person.
Kazuma: A jerk, who is kindhearted. (...Totally not the villain or anything.)
Barbra Barbra or mother Barbra: The owner and runner of Camp Poreas.
Tim and Lauren Sniper: Adelaide's crazy, drunk parents.
and Ron... well... he is the pirate chef.

With this crazy cast of characters, what could go wrong?