1Here's the next chapter of Insanity!
I kicked the pebbles on the pathway and continued to walk with Indigo in the awkward silence.
"So…" Indigo said, looking up at me. "So…" I said, avoiding her face. God, I need to do something or this was going to sink farther than it needed.
Just when I was deciding to make a run for it, a black batmobile pulled up near the lodge and out stepped my boyfriend.
"Babe!" I cried out, running towards him and hugging him. "I'm glad you could make it!" I said with a smile, separating from him. "I do what I can." he said, nodding his head.
"Babe," I said, pulling the awe-struck Indigo towards him, "this is Indigo, a friend of mine." Indigo just stared up at him, eyes wide and mouth open, just calling for flies to come in. "Hi there!" He said, extending his hand. "Indigo? Earth to Indigo?" I said waving my hands frantically in front of her face. "Oh, uh hi!" she said, snapping out of it and taking his hand.
He shaked it wildly, Indigo probably dislocating her arm in the process. "Babe," I said, putting my hand on his shoulder "I think you should stop, she's had enough."
"Oh!" he said as he stopped shaking her hand. "I'm Charles Wayne, totally not the second batman." he finished saying as Indigo popped her arm back into place.
With ominous batman music played in the background, Raven walked over.
He seemed somewhat annoyed, and I was totally oblivious to it.
"Ooh, somebody has a crush." Indigo smiled as she nudged Raven in the shoulder playfully. „¡ǝpıɐןǝpɐ uo ɥsnɹɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ı„ Raven said, blushing. "You soooo do! Just look! Your text is even upside down!" Indigo said, laughing. „¡dn ʇnɥs ʇsnɾ„ He replied, putting his hood up.
"Anyways, I just got back from defeating Poision Ivy- I mean a fish called Poisson where it was Icy." Charles said quickly. "But Babe, it's the middle of summer!" I said, confused. "Yeah, it was indoor! Also I defeated the joker - I mean, played poker and came straight away." He said, sighing and looking guilty. Indigo mouthed Nice save.
Suddenly, an ear-shattering whistle pierced through the air. "Your not allowed to have this vehicle down here!" A manly voice called out.
We looked around and saw nobody in sight. I shrugged. "So babe-" "Don't ignore me!" the voice said again. Suddenly, I felt something bite my nose sharply.
"OMG WHAT DUH FUDGE?!" I screamed anxiously, grabbing onto my nose, which was throbbing from the sharp bite. "That is not a way to address a member of the police force." Said the deep manly voice. I suddenly found out the voice's owner and I looked in front of me: there was a tiny five inch fairy in a police uniform made of leaves and flowers, she had a sharp pig-like nose, angry eyes, shiny red lips and glossy blond hair tucked into a bun.
Like my aunt, but you know, five inches.
"I am officer Twinkle, a offical member of the law." the fairy said, sticking her pointy little nose up in the air. "How does that even work?" Indigo said, puzzled. "Indigo, to question how this world works, is to simply give up your mind to the insanity." Twinkle answered in her monotone voice.
"OMG OMG OMG HI ADELAIDE!"
Speak of insanity...
A cheerful girl with bright blonde hair with pigtails and a short-sleeved pink shirt with jeans came runing down the hill of the camp. She was waving her hands wildly, with two big-tough criminal motorcycle drivers following her, carrying bright pink luggage.
"OMG I LIKE MISSEDD YOU SOOOO MUCH. XD" She exclaimed, hugging me so hard, I swear I was knocking on death's door. Cause of death? Hug by a pinkie-pie crazed teenage girl.
This was Eve.N. Cwahuter, my other best friend. She had been raised by criminals in South Carolina Jail and had one of the biggest unsuspecting crime background in history. For fun, she sewed laced dresses for dolls with inmates, gave singing lessons for people who shoveled rocks all day and taught people awaiting execution how to cook their last meal.
The policeman on guard there didn't know how she got there, for it was a all men jail and she was an innocent pure-hearted 5 year old girl that just appeared one day, being taught how to read by the best body-builder in the world.
Being raised and taught by a bunch of criminals, I met her one day when I was ten and trying to bust my parents out of jail. "Why hello there!" she had greeted me with that annoying, yet cute as heck, smile of hers. 5 years later, we were still friends, sending letters to and from jail, sky ping each other and meeting her whenever she was runing away from the cops on the back of "big daddy" .
"Just leave them there, please?" Eve said to the most tattooed man I've seen. He growled and dropped the luggage on the ground. "Sup!'" my boyfriend said, reaching this hand out to shake with the big body builder criminal. Instead, what he got, was being thrown around by the legs.
"Oh no no! You need to learn that little boys aren't toys." Eve said in the cheerful tone she always had. The man stopped. "But, he was trying to hurt me." He whimpered. "No buts! What have I taught you,Henry-chan?" She replied in a very concerned voice. Yep, my friend the Otaku.
"That every act that's physical, isn't always life threatening-l." He said in a moan. "That's right, now put the poor man down." She said, smiling with the cutest face ever. The tattooed man put my boyfriend down and had a very mopey face.
"I hope they won't be staying… only Lady Tsunade is that strong." Indigo said, sadly.
Everyone hoped they wouldn't.
Half of the people:It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Everyone Else:What's that?
Half of the people:Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?
Half of the people:HERE...Let me spell it for you!
Half of the people:F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Every one: Down in the crazy Camp Poreas.
No umm… like this:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-
Half of the people:Peoples! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-
Never! That's completely idiotic!
Half of the people:Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down in the crazy Camp Poreas.
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?
Half of the people:No! That's how you're supposed to feel
Well I like it! Lets do it again!
Half of the people:Okay!
Everyone:F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.
Down in the crazy Camp Poreas.