A/N: So for those of you that don't know, the BAMF Girls Club is a comedic internet web series that finds Buffy, Hermione, Katniss, Lisbeth, Michonne, and Bella all living together under one roof. Their personalities are exaggerated in that series for the sake of comedy, so if something about how they act in this story seems off, that's why. Here we go and I hope you enjoy this first chapter.
Laura Hollis sits in front of her laptop ready to record a new video in a brand new location. Instead of her familiar and welcoming dorm room, she now resides within a dismal motel. LaFontaine and Perry lay on one of the room's two beds while Carmilla paces around the space.
"I can't believe you're doing this. The entire point of laying low is to not draw attention to yourself," she chastises Laura.
"Hey, it's not like I'm saying where we're at," Laura reminds her. "My viewers also need to know that we're OK."
"No offense, but who's to say your viewers take these videos seriously?" Perry asks. "I mean, there's never been any definitive proof of the vampire's existence on your camera outside of Carmilla and Will's speed, which looks like something out of iMovie when you watch it on your laptop."
"I don't care. I'm making the video." Carmilla rolls her eyes, walks behind Laura, and puts her arms around her.
"You're lucky you're cute," she whispers and kisses Laura's cheek. She blushes and Carmilla smiles widely. "Make it fast baby." Laura nods and Carmilla sits on the other bed.
"OK, so it's been a few weeks since I posted my last video, everyone. I believe it was December 2, 2014. Sorry about how I left you all hanging, but we had to make one Hell of a quick exit. You see, we tried to kill Carmilla's psychotic sire, who just happened to be The Dean of the University, but instead we might've made her more powerful. Don't you just love a story with scope? I don't."
"Me neither," Perry agrees.
"I do," LaFontaine says.
"Shut up," Carmilla mutters.
"Moving on, the minute the school alarm went off, Carmilla grabbed me, Danny, LaFontaine, Perry, J.P. and we got the heck out of dodge. I don't know if The Dean did survive, but as we fled, I spotted a large group of vampires converging just outside of my dorm building. How were they out in broad daylight? I don't know. How does that work Carmilla?" She asks looking at her.
"When you get to be as old as me and some of the vamps on campus, the sun becomes an annoyance at best," she explains.
"That's…convenient." Laura looks back at her camera. "I called Kirsch as we ran and I hope he managed to get away too. I haven't risked calling him since and thankfully, he hasn't tried to call me. That could mean he's dead, however. Dear God, I hope he isn't dead. Anyway, we've had to hide in some seedy places since then." Laura glares in Carmilla's direction as she says this. She only shrugs her shoulders.
"However, a few nights ago, I got an email from someone whose name, even though it's obviously fake, I won't reveal on camera. They offered us protection at their place. I don't know who they are, but we're desperate at this point and almost broke."
"Wrap it up, cutie," Carmilla says.
"Keep your corset on. I'm almost finished. So, this will be my last video for a while. If I don't make another one at least a year from now, then it's a safe bet I'm dead and it will be up to you, gentle viewers, to pick up where I left off. Wish us luck."
To Be Continued…