A/N: well I sat down in my chair one day and i was like you know what? lets write a story on tf2!

Prologue

"SOLDIER YOU FOOL! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MESS EVERYTHING UP IN MY CASTLE!" screamed a very pissed of Merasmus while pointing down at a rainbow color blotch on the floor with broken glass.

" Well mabye you shouldn't make every potion of yours similar to hippies!" yelled back soldier.

"YOU IDIOT! HOW DOES A SACRED BOMB POTION HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIPPIES!" exclaimed Merasmus.

"Well it was rainbow!" soldier said.

"YOU IMBECILE! THAT POTION TOOK ME 2 WEEKS TO GET THAT FAR! IT WAS STILL MIXING COLORS!" yelled Merasmus "I HAVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMATE EVER!"

. At that point, Merasmus picked up his staff and lobbed a spell at soldier and the fight began. From outside the castle, many strange noises, whooshes, explosions, and shattering were heard. Pedestrians stopped to wonder what all the fuss was about.

"Merasmus I'm gonna shove this boot up your ass right after I pull it out of your face!" said Soldier as he kicked Merasmus in the face.

"GAAH!"Merasmus screamed in pain as a 100% American boot collided with his face", I hate you so much soldier!"

. More explosions were heard as miscelanious objects started flying out the windows.

!BONG!

!BOOM!

!BAM!

!WHOOSH!

"GARGH!"Soldier yelled as he was thrown to the side of the room. He noticed a whole bunch of other potions on the shelves on the wall."

"Hey Merasmus!" Soldier yelled ", how do you like this!" He then shoved a grenade on the shelf and jumped away as the entire rack of potions blew up.

"NOOOO! THOSE POTIONS TOOK MONTHS TO MAKE!" Merasmus screamed ",I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU SOLDIER!"

. Merasmus then aimed his staff at Soldier while reading an ancient text from the Bombinomicon.

"Merasmus! what the hell do yah think your doin!?"Soldier asked in a challenged voice before a pure white beam hit Soldier and in a loud flash, he disappeared.

"Yes! AHAHAHA! He's gone!"Merasmus yelled in delight.

. Merasmus'es smile was gone as he heard police sirens outside.

"Oh now what could those foolish idiots possibly want?" he said to himself.

. He went and opened the door where there were police standing right there.

"Hello ma'am we recieved multiple reports of disturbance in this household here," the officer said.

'Oh that insolent fool! I am so gonna kill him! If he ever comes back.' Merasmus thought to himself.

Meanwhile in an unknown location...

. Chiron was peacefuly sitting in his wheel chair in the big house enjoying a cup of coffee while reading a newspaper. hoping the safe return of Percy and his friends from the Labyrinth. He was currently having troubled thoughts of the upcoming Titan war. He had recently received news of Luke starting to hire mortal mercenaries as a fighting force in preparation. He was very doubtful from the reports of the continuously decreasing number of campers due to betrayal. But Chiron knew he must keep hopeful and that they would still find a way to win the upcoming war.

. He also thought of what Mr. D and the rest of the gods were discussing back at Olympus. Probraly ways to prepare or fight for the upcoming battle. Unfortunately his thoughts were interrupted by a sudden and loud explosion.

"By the gods," he muttered to himself.

. Chiron dropped everything he was doing and changed into his centaur form. He looked out the window and saw that the middle of camp grounds was smothered by evidence of explosives. The grass around was on fire as campers grabbed their armor and weapons and ran towards the commotion. Chiron was somewhat panicked by this occurences when he spotted someone on the ground in the middle of the explosion. He immediately ran out.

"Campers! stand back!" He shouted

. As he reached the center of the area, what seemed to be a man with an oversized helmet,a red trench coat, belt with grenades, another belt for other supplies, combat pants, and combat boots was lying in the middle with his entire body scorched and covered in ash. Chiron also noticed two strange symbols. One on each sides of the man's arms that closely resembled rockets. There were also other objects lying near the man. What resembled a rocket launcher, a shotgun, and a trench shovel lay near. This man was obviously a mortal. But the real question was how and why was he here.

"What is it?" Beckendorf asked.

"I don't know my dear student," Chiron said ", but it seems to be a mortal man somehow."

"How did a mortal break through the barriers?" Beckendorf asked.

"I don't know but either way we need to get this man to the big house. He is obviously hurt." Chiron said.

. A few Apollo kids came with a stretcher to take the man away.

"Why should we help him? These things on the ground are weapons. For all we know he could be a threat. Or even worse, one of Luke's spies," An Ares camper asked.

"We cannot be sure of that but he is mortal and we must help him any way we can. Who knows, maybe this mortal was sent by the gods for some reason" Chiron said.

As the man was being carried away, Chiron could hear the man saying something.

"Damn you Merasmus..." the man said weakly.

Chiron did not know anyone named Merasmus. He made a mental note to consult his memory later.

"Everyone! leave the weapons alone! return to your previous duties. I will take them in for examination and decide what to do with them." Chiron commanded as every camper went on about their day.

. Chiron was truly confused by this. Which was intresting for he had not been this confused for a long time. 'By the gods,' he thought to himself', what is going on?'

To Be Continued...

A/N: Well hope you guys enjoyed the prologue. I'll try to update as frequent as possible. Leave a comment for suggestions or to motivate me to continue. Still though, feedback would be nice.