Only Android
Prologue
Black. Black everywhere. Dry Air. A rusty stench. A strange fiber. Silence.
The Cyborgs eyes opened slowly, blinking until it could regain its 20/20 vision.
Foggy… memory unavailable…
It had no idea where It was, or even why it had the taste of the salty sea in its mouth. It didn't even register the fact that it was wet, or that it was in a strange, foreign place.
Sparks flew everywhere. Wires collided with the waves of the sea.
… Not good…
The cyborg sat up slowly, trying not to cause anymore damage. It then pushed itself to its feet, attempting to regain its balance. It was a rather hard task, to be honest.
The Android stumbled around, arms flying about. Certaintly, if Murdoc was to see any of this, he would point and laugh, and talk about how clumsy it could be at times.
It wasn't so foggy now. It could remember some things.
… who is Murdoc again…?
No, nevermind. It just forgot. There must be something wrong.
… must repair… recover… repair…
The Android slowly spun around in a circle, scanning the view in front of her. The first thing she saw was the vast sea, its waves hurling toward the land made out of plastic. She then took a few steps to the left, revealing a jetty with an abandoned airplane and a sea gull lazing about. A few more steps, and she could see the entrance to a cave. The Android made a mental note to check the place out. She then looked around a little more and noticed a pier, abandoned and blocked off.
Familiar…
She made her way to a little dirt path, climbing the enormous hill to the entrance of the cave before her. A pelican nodded towards her.
" 'Ello lil' lady! Havent seen anyone round here awhile. Ya wanna give me some fish? Ahm Starvin'!"
The Android didn't know how to respond. She felt like somebody should tell her what to say, but who would that be?
… Is that who Murdoc is?
She shook her head. No need to stress about it now. She needed to get to safety where she could repair herself.
"I don't have fish" She simply mumbled, giving it a scary scowl. She moved on past the Seagull and made it to the inside.
A contraption device… should use it…
She walked into the lift, inspecting the buttons. One said balcony, but it was crossed out. Another said Study. The next button said Garden Patio, but it was crossed out too, and the last one said Master Bedroom, with Murdoc written out beside it.
"Murdoc…" She mumbled, after hitting the button. The lift took a minute, making screeching noises and swaying frighteningly. It eventually let the Android off at her destination.
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The bedroom, the Android realized, didn't give any clue to who Murdoc was, other than the fact that he must have really liked hats.
She sat on the bed, inspecting herself for damage, and boy, there was too much to repair. Burns were everywhere on her body from water and sparks colliding together. Wires were frayed and cut in half. She couldn't think straight. Thank god she could work at all.
She pulled the top of her arm off, revealing a panel of wires and buttons. The Android went to work, plugging wires back in and rewiring herself the way her blueprints told her.
It was a long and tedious task, especially with the Cyborgs hair always getting in her face. Everytime she pushed it back it would annoy her again.
Go away!
And lucky for her, a container of long thin things called bobby pins were sitting on the dresser adjacent to her. She picked one up and inspected it, then had the brilliant idea to clip them in her hair.
Gone…
Now all she had to do was charge herself, but how could she do that her? Only 10 percent was left.
I have to hurry…
Speed walking back towards the lift, she inspected the panel once again. The whole bottom section of buttons were burnt out, and the broiler room, which for some reason felt like a good place to charge, was apart of that burnt out panel.
The Android placed her palm on the Panel and gave it a little zap. The lights flickered, then turned back on.
Broiler room… sounds very familiar… have I been here before?
The doors opened and she stepped out. Wires. Wires everywhere.
Just what I need
She looked around for an extension cord, because she certainly didn't want to sit in the same position for 3 hours.
Extension cord… extension cord… must be one… somewhere…
The Cyborg made her way down and around the room, and noticed a door, entitled "Noodles cupboard"
She so badly wanted to take a red marker and scratch the word Noodles out. But why? It was just noodles. Did murdoc like to eat Noodles?
No time for useless thinking. Your just wasting energy.
The inside was all too familiar, and she almost tripped over her own two feet when she thought about it. She definitely has been here it was second nature, The android hooked herself up to the machine in the back of the room, and she felt the warm pleasing sensation of battery life being fulfilled.
But, something was wrong. Every now and again she would twitch, spasm, and fly out of control. Was her internal battery damaged? Was the machine Broken?
And suddenly, pain. Like she was exploding. Like she was one big atomic bomb going off. Flashing lights, noise, explosions, it was too overwhelming.
The pain… I feel pain…
I feel… pain…
I feel… pain… I feel…
… Hurt…
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Four people stood in front of her. There was a big, black guy. A tall, green faced man, a skinny lad with blue hair and black eyes and… spasmsEverytime the Cyborg saw her, it would erupt into spasms and sparks. Something inside churned when the android saw her. She didn't know what.
"Ay, Noodles! C'mere and take'a look at 'fis!" The blue lad said. When the Android looked at him, it made her calm down. Something about him was peaceful.
But when that girl, Noodles, came around him, it made her violent. She wanted nothing more than to pack a good punch to her face.
… Die…
And for some reason, the Android couldn't control herself. At that moment, she broke free of the wires encasing her body near the Television. The Android outstretched her arms and attacked Noodle, wrapping her elbows around the girls neck and attempting to choke her.
But, the Android under estimated the small girl. She was thrown off, and kicked on, and beaten, and a large metal stick was stuck straight through her.
The Android couldn't move. Certainly, she was still alive, but she felt dead. Only her mind could operate at the time.
"What did you do to my Cyborg?!" called a gruff male voice. Stomping was heard, and arguing ensued between everybody in the room.
"M-Murdoc! T-that thing tried ta hurt Noodles!"
"What do you mean, face ache? Stop making stories!"
"Murdoc, it really happened."
"Russel! You too? That was myyyy Cyborg!"
"Whattah we gonna do wif it now?"
"Put it in a box, that's my guess."
"Would you two shut up?!"
"Throw it to the sea, Murdoc"
And that, the Cyborg decided, was what Noodles voice sounded like.
She didn't like it. At all.
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She had been waking way too many times today in way too many strange places.
This has got to stop…
Balanceing herself on a broom, she checked her battery life. 100%. How long was she out?
It doesn't matter…
She made her way back to the Entrance, where she met the pelican. This time, the pelican and seagull were together.
"See? That's her! That's the girl!"
"I get it… stupid pelican."
"Hey! Whos stupid?"
"I just said it was you… learn to listen when others are talking, would you? It would save my frayed nerves from exploding."
The pelican made a "hmmmph!" sound and turned toward the Android. He smiled goofily.
"And whats your name, lil' Lady?"
She hadn't thought about that. After regaining what she assumed was her lost memories, she knew for certain she did not want to be called Noodle, even if she was an exact copy.
"Android"
"Android? Funny name, if you ask me" The sea gull mumbled.
"Hey, now! Don't put the girly down!"
"I just did, Pelican"
Android glared at the pelican.
"I demand you give me answers."
"oooh! Feisty!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Pelican. She looks pretty serious."
The pelican put on a happy face and bowed.
"What do you need?"
"I want to know about this island. Details as such as 'who resided here last' and 'what this place is' Amongst any more questions that may be brought up may be asked."
"Well, there was that Zombie living here. Murdoc, I think? Yeaaaah. He always played that music too. And that other kid. I dunno what he looks like but he was always kept inside. Dunno why tho."
"Oh."
The Android left it at that, leaving the Birds behind. She stood at the end of the small dock, looking out over the water.
I don't know who you are Murdoc, And I don't know who I am either. Or where I am. But ill find you, and my identity, and ill figure out what this place is. And Noodle. I will end Noodle. Its not fair. I don't like being a copy, especially of her. She always got to be with him… that boy. The boy who made me calm down. I never wanted to attack him, unlike everybody else. I don't understand this.
She clenched her jaw, and gripped her hands together behind her back
I don't understand any of this…
Her eyes felt watery. Why was water coming from her eyes?
I don't want to be lost here…
Are these… tears? How could a replica like herself cry tears?
I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE!
To: 212 woble street
Eviction Notice
You have violated rules #2 #3 #44 #24 #63 #78
#2: No alcohol
#3: No loud noises
#44: No 'Love Making' in the apartments
#24: No parties
#63: No Fights
#78: No drugs
You are to be evicted by Monday
Signed,
Woble street Apartments
"Well isn't this just jolly."
"whattah we gonna do?"
The band members all sat around in a circle, staring at the letter in the middle. Murdoc sighed.
"Im still making payments on Plastic Beach…"
"N-n-no Murdoc! Please don't take meh back there!"
"Well, if we had more money we could buy another place!"
"Murdoc," Russel stated, " Don't look at 2D like hes the reason we don't have Money. We all know you did it."
Everybody looked at Murdoc, and he shrunk away
"wha-ha-ha- what? No no nonsense…"
They all gave him the 'oh really' look.
"Look, were going to plastic Beach on Monday, No buts!"
"uh… But…"
"what did I just say face-ache?!"
I know there are probably some inconsistantsies, like "they lived in a house not an apartment" and "Android Noodle harmed Murdoc not Noodle" But I did that on purpose. Especially with the whole Noodle thing. I thought a fanfic about them being rivals was needed, because most fics are about them being friends. Plus, I felt bad for the Android anyways. Nobody writes about her.
Oh! And 2D hasn't "Gotten Together" with the Android. I read somewhere that they did but after Real noodle came back he broke it off. Yeah. Just clearing that up.
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I hope you enjoyed and I hope you all have a great day
~Mina02.0