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NM: Well, you're not the main character of this story, so no one cares!

Rin: Then who is?
Lea: I am!

Rin: Oh yeah, this is that story

NM: Yep, so shut up before I do something evil

Rin: Something more evil than what you do on a regular basis?

NM: Yes

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Now that Easter has passed and I'm in spring break I can watch anime again! Yay! I hope that you like this!

The moment when I changed I felt intense pain. My ears and teeth felt like they were getting yanked violently off and shoved back on. However, the worst pain was in my back and spine. It felt like all the skin on my back got torn off in an instant and my spine had been yanked out. It still hurt now, but a lot less.

What happened before I blacked out?

I looked up and saw that I was being carried into my room by Rin. Everything seemed okay at first, like everything that I thought happened was all a nightmare, but then I noticed his ears.


He noticed that I woke up.

"Are you okay?" I only saw it for a second, but he defiantly had fangs.

"You did it…didn't you?" He frowned when I said this. I suddenly felt sick, I hadn't been able to help him. "Oh god, Rin…I'm sorry-"I said before he shushed me.

"It's okay, as long as you're safe. Now get some rest, we're going to be busy later and you'll need it." He said as he laid me on my bed. I nodded and closed my eyes and tried to process everything that had happened.

In the course of twenty four hours Rin and I had become demons and we were probably going to get executed. After all, they can't have the spawn of Satan running around, now can they?

I desperately need a distraction! Something, anything!
I heard a small noise and felt shivers go up my spine.

It happened again and I looked around to try to find the culprit and found a tail.

It was a few feet long, black, and smooth. It moved around with a mind of its own and decided to smack the wall again.


I managed to catch it and began watching it squirm around in my hand. As hard as it tried, I didn't let go. It eventually gave up and just sat still. I began to pet it before I gave into the darkness around me because, despite all that had happened, I needed sleep.

I woke up when I assumed it was morning. The sky was cloudy, so it was hard to tell. I can't tell if what happened last night was a nightmare, or a living hell that I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life. I dragged myself into the bathroom with some clean clothes to change into. I locked the door and stared at my reflection. Something seemed off, but I couldn't tell what it was. It wasn't until I began pulling off my bloody and torn clothing that I realized everything that had happened.

"Definitely not a nightmare." I said as I stared at some interesting changes that happened to my body last night.


Yep, I definitely had wings.

They actually looked pretty darn cool. They were a blue color, just like RIn's eyes. They looked like bat wings, but much bigger. I began looking at them move in the mirror, as if mesmerized by them expanding and contracting. I could only see one huge issue with them, and it was well, huge. I had no idea how to hide them in my shirt. Because, as close as they get to my back, they don't actually go in my back and hide, so I now have to hide them with a jacket, or something.

It was at this moment when I began pondering how to hide a tail. I found out about the strange object last night, but I still had no idea on how to move or control it. The wings were simple enough, but the tail sort of has a mind of its own.

I picked up a uniform shirt for True Cross because before all of this chaos, I had planned on going there with Yukio. I barely got a scholarship, but I still got one. I hadn't gone to the dorms yet because I didn't really own much and didn't feel like setting a room up. I held the shirt and a razor up and slit two long holes in the back of the shirt for my wings, man does that feel weird to say, and put it on. I hid the wings in a uniform jacket. I hate skirts and dresses of every shape and size, so I ordered male uniforms and it was really coming in handy right now. I walked back into my room and saw Yukio standing next to my bed.

"He drew it last night, didn't he?" He asked. I sat on my bed and looked at the ground. I secretly wished I could just disappear and not have to live with everything that's happened.

"He did." Yukio looked shocked despite already knowing the truth. "I knew I should've become an exorcist when I was given the chance, if I had then…I wouldn't have…" My sentence died before reaching my lips.

"What do you mean? You wouldn't have what?" Yukio asked. I pulled Yajirushi out from under the blankets on my bed and showed it to him.

"You see, it turns out that Rin wasn't the only one of us with demonic powers." I said before pulling off my jacket and unfurling my wings. Yukio stared silently, he probably didn't expect that and had no idea what to think. He sighed.

"I suppose that there's only one option left." He said.

"What's that?"
"You should become an exorcist. Since you already know a lot of stuff about exorcism and how to use a weapon, it shouldn't be that hard. Right?" He said.

An exorcist?

I thought. It was in this moment that I remembered something from last night.

Princess of Gehenna

Was what Satan said just before he tried to drag Rin into the gate.

The princess of Gehenna becoming an exorcist..?

Life sure is ironic.


I saw Rin standing in the middle of the street with Kurikara strapped to his back.


I thought about sarcastically clapping, but I wanted to see if something would happen. I had Yajirushi strapped to my back and I decided to use the string a ribbon for my hair instead of a ponytail and so far it was working. Rin mumbled something to himself and then a pink, I kid you not, pink, limo nearly ran him over. Cue sarcastic clapping. He stopped yelling at the idiot driving the pink limo long enough to glare at me with one of those 'I'll kill you someday' glares that only a sibling could give. A man in an outfit that looked like it belonged in some crappy British movie stepped out of the limo.

"Well, well, the sun has come out!" The man declared. He's probably crazy. "A glorious day befitting a new departure, wouldn't you say?" Yep, definitely crazy.

"If you think that I'm getting in that Barbie rape mobile then you're nuts." I said.

"Seriously, what's up with that car? And where are we going?" Rin asked.

"Hopefully nowhere in there." I pointed at the limo.

"To True Cross Academy, of course." Mr. Crazy said.

"True Cross Academy?" Rin asked.

"Indeed, you see, in my official capacity I serve as the director of True Cross Academy." The crazy man said.

"You can't be serious. You're joking, right?" I asked, but the man shook his head.

"As such, starting today you'll become students at our school."

"Sorry to keep you waiting." Yukio said as he walked up to us. "I'm really glad, now all three of us can go together." He smiled.

"Yukio!" Rin half asked half declared.

"Thank you for taking care of us, Mr. Faust." Yukio said.

"Faust? But I thought your name was Mephisto?"

"Johann Faust the Fifth. My official name, so to speak." He said to Rin. He turned to me. "Also, Barbie rape mobile comments will not be appreciated." He turned around and pointed at the sky like an idiot and shouted in true anime fashion. "Now then, let's be off to True Cross Academy!" And we all climbed into the back of the limo and sped off.


The limo emerged from a tunnel and I saw True Cross Town for the first time.

It was glorious.

It looked strange at first, kind of like a bunch of buildings and bridges slapped all over a mountain, but that made it look kind of cool.

"Welcome to True Cross Academy!" Mephisto declared as we neared the school. "Now Rin, please change into your uniform."

"Oh, come on, NOW you're telling me?" Rin said. I just rolled my eyes and got out of the creepy limo.


Rin and I sat next to each other during the opening ceremonies since we didn't know anyone else.

"Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?" I said to myself.

"First year representative, Yukio Okumura!"

"Oh yeah…oops, I guess I forgot to tell Rin…" I looked over at him in his moment of shock.

Rin had to be the most entertaining person on the planet.

Later…This story is jumping around a lot, huh?

I was walking around the building in confusion.

"Go to the dorms they said…they shouldn't be hard to find they said…dammit! Where the hell are-"I, quite literally, ran into Rin when looking for the dorms.

"Oh hey, where are you going?" He asked.

"I'm trying to find the dorms, why the hell is this campus so big?!" I said before seeing a small white dog. It kind of reminded me of the limo because of its pink bandana around its neck.

"A dog?" Rin looked confused as the dog ran under his legs and nearly tripped him. "What's going on?"

One intense doggy (Mephisto) chase scene later…

The dog ran down the road and sat on a lamppost. It was suddenly engulfed in a pink cloud and replaced by…

"The crazy guy with the Barbie limo!" I yelled and pointed at him.

"Pardon me, but it wouldn't be good for the school director to be prowling the grounds for no reason." He said.

"Hey! You mean exorcists can shape-shift too?!" Rin asked. I smacked him in the back of the head.

"Idiot! I'm not even an exorcist and I know that's not true!"

"She's right, I'm an exception." Mephisto said. He pulled two keys out of his cloak and tossed them to us "Those keys can access the cram school anytime, through any door."

"Cram school?" Rin and I asked at the same time as Mephisto jumped off the lamppost.

"A cram school for training exorcists. You both will attend high school at this academy, but after classes, you will train at the cram school to become a page. In other words, you will be studying exorcism as exorcists in training. Normal classes don't begin till next week, but cram school starts today. You're both prepared, I hope."

"Sure I am!" Rin said.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"I do have one warning for you two. You must keep the children of Satan thing secret." Rin cringed when Mephisto said that. "You might be able to explain the ears, teeth, tails, and wings, but the flames are a definite no-no. Kindly use self-control."

"Sure, whatever." Rin replied, not really caring what the crazy guy had to say.

"Fine!" Mephisto said. He swung his cape and began walking to the edge of the bridge. He stood on the wall that blocked cars from riding off of the road. "Now then, shall we?" He jumped right off.

"Hey!" Rin yelled and then we looked to see if he was okay, even though I couldn't have cared less about him.

"I'd like you to try to open one of these doors with that key." Mephisto pointed to what appeared to be storage compartments under the road.

"Alright!" I said and watched Rin jump off of the bridge. His landing was not nearly as gracious as Mephisto's.

As I said, Rin is the most entertaining person on the planet.

"Look out below!" I said as I jumped off and landed right on Rin. "You make a good airbag." I told him as he began growling.

"Do I look amused?" He said and I laughed at him. I got off him and he pulled out the magic key and opened the door.

"Are we going to Narnia?" I asked.

"No, that's a different key and fanfiction, anyway, we should get going." Mephisto said as Rin opened the door. The hallway was huge and very colorful. I was just grateful for the lack of pink. We walked into the hallway.

"Wow!" Rin said.

"It's not pink!" I yelled with joy. Mephisto sighed.

"They said that not all of the school could be pink, such a shame. Anyway, you'll be using the room 1106. Let's go." We walked up to one of the identical doors in the seemingly endless hallway, and for all I know, it could be endless. "Here we are. Just so you know, I will be observing the class today."

"Creepy stalker alert much?" I mumbled under my breath.

"I'm getting nervous." Rin said.

"Why? A creepy dog is going to be watching you in class. Big whoop-dee-do." I said, but Rin didn't reply, he just stared at the door.

"Eins, zwei, drei!" Mephisto said and he turned back into a dog. "Alright then, let's go."

"Wait, a talking dog?!" Rin and I yelled.

"You're going to become an exorcist, aren't you? Isn't that why you're here right now?" Dogphesito asked.

"Hell yes." I said and opened the door. Rin and I looked around the room a bit.

"I'm Rin Okumura. Nice to meet you." He said before sitting down.

"I'm Lea Okumura." I said before following suit. Then Rin and Dogphesito proceeded to have a conversation about what was going on.

"Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something again? Oh well, it's probably no big deal…" I mumbled to myself before Yukio walked in the door and Rin looked like he was on the brink of a mental breakdown. "Oh, that's right, sorry Rin, I forgot to tell you, but Yukio just so happens to be our teacher, weird, huh?"

"Pleased to meet you. I'm Yukio Okumura, your instructor."

"Yukio?!" Rin yelled. "What the hell?!"

"Is there a problem?"

"What do you mean, is there a problem?!" Yukio then proceeded to explain why he was the same age as pretty much everyone in the room. Yukio then began to explain a demon summoning ritual where he'd be drawing out demons to hurt people in the room who couldn't see demons yet. Rin then stood up.

"Hey, Yukio!" He said.

"Class is in session, please sit down." Yukio said without even looking up.

"Yukio, you've got to be strait with me!" Rin insisted. I already knew what was going on, so I just watched. I figured it would be interesting. Yukio continued to ignore Rin, so he went to the front of the room and demanded an explanation. "Hold up, I said! Yukio! Come on, talk to me! Yukio!"

"About what?"

"Don't play dumb with me!" Rin yelled.

"I see I have no choice. Class, as I need to discuss something with Rin, I must ask you to wait in the hall." I looked at Yukio before deciding that I should probably leave the two alone. Wow, that sounded weird. Good thing my thoughts aren't being broadcast to the entire world via the internet. So I left the room with everyone else.

"Are they really your brothers?" A girl with short hair asked me.

"Yep, but they're more crazy then I am, that's for sure."

"So they're crazier than the girl in a boy's uniform?" A guy with pink hair asked me.

"Yep, they're just crazier in subtle ways." When I said this gunshots rang out in the building and we were all quiet and trying to hear what was going on. After a few minutes of being unable to hear, we gave up. The door opened several minutes later and the room was a mess.

"This is gonna be a long year." I said.


601…oh! I finally found my dorm room. I was just about to open the door when someone snuck up behind me.

"I see you made it." Yukio said. I flipped out.


"I have to keep an eye on you and Rin, so I convinced them to let us use this dorm building! No one else lives here!" He said.

"Yep!" I yanked my jacket off.

"Finally! I don't know how I'm going to hide these every day!" I said as I began stretching out my wings and letting my tail go crazy…or whatever it was doing. Yukio looked at bit creeped out at what I was doing.

"That is certainly going to take some getting used to." He said as I got an idea.

"You should totally hide in your room and surprise Rin when he comes in and then I can sneak up behind him and scare him!" Yukio sighed.

"Fine." I waited while looking through a small hole in my door for Rin to come upstairs.

"602…602…ah!" I heard him mumble. I saw him open the door and I saw Yukio sneak up behind him. "Huh?! What are you doing here?" Rin asked.

"Are you surprised?" Yukio walked into their room and turned on the lights. "I got them to bend some rules and let me room with you. It gets better too, there's no one else in this dorm but us!"

"Are you sure, I swear that I just saw a room with the lights on." I snuck up behind him and poked him.

"Boo!" I yelled, corny, but effective. Rin launched himself a few feet in the air.

"Lea!" He shouted. "What the hell you two?!" He was not pleased that we pranked him that easily.

"Take that back, Lea is in this building. So, no one but the three of us. Since you two are dangerous, I've got to keep you under surveillance, see?"
"Surveillance? What is this, prison?!" Rin asked.

"Hold up, you never said that!" I yelled.

"Too bad! I'm the warden!" Yukio smiled. "You both want to become exorcists, don't you? This shouldn't be too much to put up with."

"Damn you…bring it on!" Rin said.

"That's the spirit! Okay, now it's time for that homework I assigned."

"You two have fun, I'm out of here!" I yelled as I ran back to my room.

"Traitor!" Rin yelled.

This was going to be a long year.

Alright! One down, two to go!

Rin: That was long

NM: Yep, not even all of the episode too, I had to cut the script down to save some time

Lea: Things are becoming more interesting!
NM: Just wait for the self-trust issues and teen angst!

Lea: Wait…what now?

I hope that you liked it! See you next time, bye!