A/N: Hi people, it's been a long time. Also, I was in a very weird mood when I wrote this only dialogue one-shot. Just a warning. Writing this was a lot of fun because I got to try out a new style but I can feel that I'm a little rusty. Now I'll stop babbling and let you read. Happy Reading :)

Disclaimer: Me no own Harry Potter. Me only borrow tiny Harry Potter people for play with them.

Summary: Can I smell your hair? Are you going to give me a love potion? Hermione Granger is a crazy drunk but Draco's there to take care of her. He will always protect her.

Hermione, You're Drunk

"You smell nice."

"You are drunk, Hermione."

"Can I smell your hair?"


"Please, Draco."

"Where do you keep your potions?"

"Are you going to give me a love potion?"

"Now, why would I give you a love potion?"

"Because you love me and you want me to love you back?"

"No, I don't love you! Just tell me where you keep your sobering potions."

"You don't love me?"

"Oh for god's sake! Don't cry Hermione! Where's Potter when you need him?"

"But you don't love me!"

"I love you. There, now stop bawling."

"Really? So will you marry me?"

"Oh God! Who let you get so drunk?"


"Stupid Weaslette. Stop giggling! There's nothing funny."

"Yes there is, you are funny. Can I smell your hair?"

"I said no."

"Can I touch your hair then?"

"No! Who keeps their sobering potion behind the – Stop touching my hair!"

"But I like touching your hair. You have pretty hair, they are soft and shiny and pretty. Your eyes are pretty too."

"You're crazy when you're drunk. Here drink this, you'll feel better."

"But I already feel good but if you really want me to feel better then you should kiss me. Oh look! You're going all red. Why are you going red?Can you take off your-mmmff…"


"Why did you kiss me Draco?"

"Because I love you, but you'll not remember anything tomorrow. You're too drunk."

"I'm not drunk!"

"Yes you are, now let's get you to bed."

"But I love you too!"

"That will change when you wake up tomorrow."

"No it won't!"

"Good night Hermione."

"Don't leave me Draco."

"I wouldn't if I had the choice but I have to protect you, and loving me will put you in danger. I made a mistake by kissing you."


"Don't worry about it."



A/N: Told you I was in a weird mood. So tell me what you thought of it and if anyone has any requests of one-shots please tell me. I would love to try writing something that you people want to read. : )

A/N 2: To all those waiting for me to update 7 Days of Valentine, I'm really sorry for keeping you waiting. I don't know when I will update. I hope I can do it someday but right now I can't even look at that story. One day I loved it and the next I was so ashamed of it that I started hating it. I'm really sorry for the rant but I had to apologise to my readers because I know I hate it when an author leaves their story unfinished. I hope you will forgive me.