Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fate/Zero and Fate/Grand Order belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 456

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #360
Submitted by: Quatermass

Dear Ministry of Firewood,

Hahahahahaha! No, seriously, I am in danger of getting a hernia from laughing so hard. You fools seriously believe that, after all you put him through, culminating with having him tossed through the Veil, that he would accede to your demands? Or for that matter, would I?

He survived your attempt at killing him. So did his godfather, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, after a series of events, he managed to summon me. Who am I? Well, the extremely simple version is that I'm basically the dark side of Jeanne d'Arc. Or Jeanne d'Ark Side, as Harry tried to make as a joke. Epic fail right there, but still, despite that unpromising beginning...he grew on me. Not in the way some people grow on you, like a fungus or something, but still...his annoying morality, even after everything you put him through, rubbed off on me.

We are very much alike. We were heroes of our country, betrayed by those in power when we should have been rewarded. I stood by him even against my former comrade Gilles de Rais. We fought alongside the likes of King Arthur and Alexander the Great, against the likes of Gilgamesh, and you think for one moment that I would be willing to kowtow to your demands? Excuse me while I laugh again.

Given what Harry has told me about you and your utter stupidity, there's probably no reasoning with you, so consider this not a threat, but rather, friendly advice. Do not press this issue, or I will burn any and all people trying to break myself and Harry up to a crisp. Are we clear?

Yours insincerely,

Jeanne d'Arc...the more interesting one.

PS. As they say back home, va te faire foutre, connards!

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: And here's another one, a shameless plug for my latest story "Ephemeral Flames of Vengeance and Desire", a crossover with "Fate/Zero", but with another character from "Fate/Grand Order", namely Jeanne d'Arc Alter, aka 'Jalter'.

Note from Sakura Lisel: Hi everyone. Could all of you help me out with a poll I have up on my profile page on my fanfiction-dot-net (replace the -dot- with a period) Sakura Lisel account? For Archive of Our Own readers, the URL link for my other account is availables in my Notes box at the end of the down at the end of the the story.

The poll is to vote on which of these two phrases sound better than the other one, which will later be used for a spell in a Harry Potter xover story.

1. Mutare fata et transmuta vitam tuam - Change that will transform your life and death
2. Transmuta vitam tuam et mutare fata - Transform lives and change fates