Title: Couple's Therapy

Chapter: 1/1

Characters: Puck/Rachel

Episode: Somewhere between Special Education and A Very Glee Christmas

Summary: Puck takes Rachel to Ms. Pillsbury's office for couple's therapy. She has no idea what's going on.

Word Count: 344

Disclaimer: Glee is not mine.

A/N: This is a prompt fill from the PuckRachel drabble meme for neimans who gave the prompt: "Puck and Rachel go to couple's counseling. Except it is instigated by him." This prompt is from 4 years ago, so I am very late, but oh well...

Rachel looked around the bright and squeaky clean office of Ms. Pillsbury curiously. The ginger headed women sat in front of she and Puck, hands clasped in front of her on her wooden desk. She turned her head towards Puck, eyebrows furrowed. He sat slouched in his chair and glanced at her when he noticed her looking him. He looked between her and Ms. Pillsbury, whom was also looking at him, his eyebrow quirked.

"What?" He asked. Rachel huffed impatiently, crossing her arms.

"Why did you bring me here, Noah?"

"Oh, he didn't tell you? I thought you two were just silently brooding because you were arguing..."

Rachel's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "What? Why would you think we are fighting? Noah and I's relationship is fine."

The red-headed woman looked between them, specifically at Puck. He caught her gaze and saw the questioning look in her eyes, like she asking what was going on and if she should keep going. He nodded and held his index finger and thumb together, holding them up, making an "OK" sign.

Ms. Pillsbury cleared her throat and placed her hands flat on the desk. "Um, well, Rachel...Usually when someone asks for couple's therapy, they're either fighting or something is just...wrong."

Rachel's jaw dropped and she looked a bit uncomfortable. She placed her hands in her lap and looked at Puck. He just grinned at her. "Um, Noah?"

"Yeah?"

"We're a couple? When did that happen?"

He laughed and she couldn't but wonder what the hell was so funny. "Totally, babe. And we became a couple when we made out on your bed." She just blinked at him. He groaned and threw his head back. "Come on, Berry, I thought you were supposed to be smart. Catch up already."

Rachel sighed, frustrated. "Noah, we are not a couple."

Puck just smirked and put his arm around her shoulders. "Whatever you think, babe."