One of a Kind

Welcome to 1st chapter of One of a Kind. This is a crossover that consists of multiple anime but follows the story line of Highschool DxD

Naruto x Mass Harem and when I say mass I mean mass.

This is takes place the first year of Highschool dxd is also in its first year, but a few days after the Asia incident with a few characters from the second season. Some characters may be bit OC but you have to realize that Naruto really is the Only Male Under the Sun. God is alive in this because he/she didn't have to seal 666 or Trihexa and managed to fight to a draw with original satans.

The fallen angels from the Asia incident are not dead, but their pride is mortally wounded. Also this will not be a straight up smut story, it will have lemons but not every chapter and I'll be damned if this story turns into an all lemons story!

PS. Naruto's not what you think he is.

Disclaimer: Storm Eve does not own anything

For as long as anyone could remember women have ruled the world and men have become basically nonexistent for at least a few thousand years. It all began after the battle between the Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, Yokai, Gods and just about any other supernatural factions against one man, this man was by far the strongest in the world and maybe even the entire galaxy, but even though he was the strongest that was not his strengh. His best quality was the fact he could literally annoy anybody to near mental insanity and in some cases death.

Flashback

"Is this all you guys got?" a golden cloaked man with his hood over his head covering everything near his face except for his piercing red eyes that bored into your soul asked with his arms crossed as he sat upon a golden throne. He was wearing blue jeans and a shirt that said 'You Mad Bro?' with the face that somehow everybody was able to read utterly pissing everyone off. He chuckled watching the remains of an army that dared to challenge him pick themselves off the ground. (Imagine Gilgamesh) He hadn't killed any of them even though he could, why? Simple he would break their spirits before he was even anywhere near finished with them. "Man and here I was hoping for a challenge."

A red haired man with greyish eyes spit out a small glob of blood as the Power of Destruction radiated around his body, "Don't patronize us whoever the hell you are!" he yelled as he fired off a blast of his power only for the cloaked man to bat it away with the back of his hand. This was Sirzechs Lucifer the strongest of the four Maou, the Devil leader of the opposing army and currently one of the only standing fighters left along with Serafall Leviathan, Ajuki Beezlebub, Fallbium Asmodeous, Yasaka the yokai leader and a nine tailed fox, Ophis the ouroborus dragon, Great Red a dragon with power equal to Ophis's and Akasha Bloodriver the strongest born vampire since Alucard. The Biblical God leading the angels, the Greek faction with Zeus leading, the Egyptian faction lead by Ra, the Norse faction led by Odin and the Shinto faction led by Amaterasu were all currently being tended to by their subjects.

"I can't help it," he said as he created a small orb of bloody red energy before he launched it in the air. "It's simply too much fun!" he laughed as the orb exploded and released an assortment of energy weapons that rained down on the army only to be halted by multiple barriers made by multiple species. He soon grabbed a blade that was aimed towards the middle of his skull that was held by a blonde haired woman with curves and a bust that would attract all kinds of attention.

"Just who are you?!" the angelic goddess Gabriel yelled as she attempted to thrust the sword into his skull only for him to chuckle and flick her in the forehead sending her flying back. Fortunately her brother Michael caught her form and helped her land back on the barren battlefield getting an unseen smile from the man.

"Who am I you ask? I am the one below none, I am the one who is the strongest being under the sun, I am one that can ignite the passion of a million lost souls, I am the one who shall rule this dimension, I am-'' he began as the sound of drums began rolling off, "I AM THE ONE THE ONLY ALL MIGHTY…wait a minute what's my name again?" he asked scratching the back of his head as the entire army face faulted.

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU FORGET YOUR OWN NAME?!"

"Simple I'm so awesome my awesomeness is the only thing I care to remember and anything that's not near as awesome as I am I tend to forget," He said with a shrug before jumping off his throne into the middle of the army. "You may call me King for now," he said as he grabbed an incoming light spear and launched it back towards the fallen angel at at least three times as fast only for a yokai comrade to tackle them out the way.

He was then frozen in a block of ice by Grayfia Lucifer and Serafall Leviathan only for it to break a few short moments later as the cloaked stranger shivered for a moment before he slammed his fist into the ground and moments later a monumental quake erupted from the earth. All the warriors were knocked flat on their asses as the stranger chuckled, "Not bad at all, I think I might have caught a small cold," he said as Grayfia and Serafall gained a tick mark that vanished when he began huffing and puffing until-

"ACHOO!" King sneezed causing a great wind that somehow left the males clothing intact, but at the same time blew away almost all the clothing of the females in the army leaving them dressed in only their panties and bras. The stranger sniffled, "Wow, this is definitely going in the sexy blackmail vault." he said as he began taking photos with a camera he pulled out of who knows where.

"THAT'S IT, EVERYONE FIGHTING HIM ONE ON ONE IS GETTING US NO WHERE!" Sirzechs yelled in outrage as pictures of his wife were taken as well, "POUR ALL YOUR MAGIC INTO YOUR STRONGEST ATTACK AND LET IT LOOSE!" The leaders of each faction yelled as the devils, angels, yokai, fallen angels, dragons, gods and everyone else focused all their power into one final shot and released creating a large and powerful rainbow colored blast.

The stranger chuckled lightly, "Well I'll be damned they passed the test."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"I-is it over?" Serafall, the childish yet still beautiful Satan asked as the dust was still settling.

"Of course it is, nothing could take that blast," the black haired gothic Lolita Ophis also known as the Ouroborus Dragon said as the dust finally began clearing only for everyone's eyes to widen at the stranger standing on a small spire of the ground as the surrounding area around him had already been eradicated in the blast.

He then began stretching and cracking his bones and joints before flaring his power to the maximum getting them to kneel before him in response to a powerful aura that belonged to a creature that may destroy them all. So when he dropped his power and began laughing his ass off you could understand the large amount of question marks popping up over everyone's head.

"Alright you guys pass," he said as laid down on the ground and looked straight up at the sky like there wasn't an army of pissed and frightful men and women, 'Oh yeah, I need to give them the rewards for passing the test, but should I tell them what's it for,' he thought. 'Nah it'd be funnier to see their shocked faces.'

"What do you mean we pass?" Azazel asked as he floated slightly closer to the still powerful threat.

The hooded man waved a finger in the air from side to side, "Now that would be telling, unfortunately for you guys I gotta go, but not before you get your rewards for passing the test," he said as he created one ball of bronze light, one ball of golden light and one orb of silver light. One of the orbs quickly came back down into the ground where it began burrowing deeper and deeper and deeper into the earth. The other orb began spinning as it launched out several golden beams towards the males of the army and they even continued to shower the earth and some even past that. The final orb simply vanished into the clear sky.

The men were enveloped in a golden shell like object for a few seconds before it died down and the females looked at them in shock and awe.

"Oh my god," Gabriel said with a shocked expression as her brother came out of the shell a new man-

"Sister what is it and why do I sound like a female?" Michael said as he looked over his new body that was curvier and bustier… wait since when did he have boobs?!

-Or should I say woman.

He was now an exact replica of his/her sister besides the fact he had shorter hair.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" a now female devil called out, "WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS AND WHERE IS MY DICK?!"

This comment was soon met with various shouts of panic and pissed off rants across the entire world at men suddenly becoming women as everyone turns towards the golden haired man who was scratching the back of his head, "Well see you later." He said as he vanished in a quick golden flash never to be seen again.

"WAIT GIVE ME BACK MY DICK YOU BASTARD!" a now female Azazel yelled as she cried anime tears at losing her most valuable friend. What he did was turn the male population of the entire universe female save one percent. The one percent that were not turned female came down with a sickly disease that killed any source of powers they had making the males weaker than their female counterparts effectively turning the world into a hierarchy ruled by women.

What they didn't know was that the other two balls did serve a purpose the other golden orb that vanished into the sky and later buried itself in the ground in the human world. Eventually it gave birth to the Phantom Love Tree a very powerful tree that gave power to anyone who could claim its fruit, for example when the Nine Tailed Fox and leader of the Yokai faction Setsuna gave birth to her child Yasaka, the child was born with a single tail and very weak. Setsuna was told Yasaka would die within a few weeks by doctors. So decided to set out on a journey across the world with Yasaka to the ends of the earth looking for anything that could heal her daughter and a rumor eventually brought her to the tree, but getting the fruit was harder than it seemed. To get the fruit you must earn it by facing and defeating your deepest fear.

She confronted her worst fear and defeated it, rightfully obtaining the fruit and immediately turned it into baby mush and fed it to her daughter. Not only did her daughter grow healthier almost immediately but her single pale blonde tail turned into nine golden tails. Ever since then the tree was renowned as the greatest healer.

The silver orb buried itself into the ground and created a large forest and promoted the growth of the plants and animals. It gave birth to many dangerous creatures that were all friendly but were quite vicious when protecting the center tree. This tree was called Phantom Peace Tree due to its soothing presence. This tree has the ability to soothe the rage of any within its presence. The tree managed to calm down Grayfia Lucifuge and Sirzechs Lucifer in the middle of a large scale battle that nearly tore apart the landscape, the mellowed out enough to actually talk to one another without being blasted. Grayfia later defected from the Old Satan Faction and married Sirzech Lucifer and now they were trying for a child.

-Break-

That event took place around a thousand years ago and eventually a few females figured out how to impregnate other females by changing themselves into temporary futa females. Society soon flourished after that and the tension between the factions lessened to the point where they wouldn't all kill each other in the same room, maim yes, but kill no. But whatever that golden cloaked male did no males have ever been recorded being born or seen anywhere on the planet Earth or the universe for that matter, well until now.

Both the Phantom Tree and the Peace Keeper glowed in a white light before they began cracking.

-From the Peace Tree's location-

The Peace Tree's base split open to reveal a crying baby with silver hair that had golden streaks in the front and back. Next to the baby was a black egg the size of a child's hand. The baby wailed and opened her emerald green eyes as she squirmed in the roots of the tree until a delicate pair of hands picked her and the egg up.

"Such a cute baby in such a random place," the female stranger said as the green eyed baby stopped crying and looked up into a pair of eyes that were in and almost immediately stopped crying, "Interesting, you will grow to be a powerful child," she said as a pair of wings sprouted out from the woman's back before they began flying away, "I wonder what I shall call you little one?"

-From the Love Keeper's location-

The Love Tree's own base split to reveal a sleeping infant with golden blonde hair with silver streaks in the front and back. This baby also had an egg with them except this one was white. The baby yawned and opened a beautiful pair of sapphire blue eyes and began looking around until a pair of hands picked them up.

"Oh my Kami, you're such a cute baby. Well I can't just leave you in that tree, come on let's warm you up," the female stranger said as the baby seemed to be drawn to her long red hair, "I'm sure the others will love to have a new sibling, now what do I call you? I think I'll call you Naruto for right now, what do you think of that Naru-tan?"

A clap of the hands, a giggle and a toothless smile was all she got in reply.

-Break-

It was a bright and shiny day in the Yuuki household as Mikan Yuuki finished preparing breakfast for three well four if you included pets. Mikan was a beautiful girl in middle school with her long brown hair in a top knot that would definitely become a ringer when she became older.

Sitting at the breakfast table was one of the home's occupants and her older sister Riko Yuuki who had golden brown eyes and orange brown hair, her three sizes were 85 55.5 and 85. Riko was a very nice girl who helped anyone whenever and wherever she could, but she had one flaw she was incredibly clumsy to the point it was comedic. And for some reason she was even clumsier near her crush Haruna and the other occupant of this house.

"Is he still asleep?" Mikan said as she finished setting the table.

Riko nodded before she took out a pair of earplugs and quickly put both of them in as Mikan greedily sucked in a copious amount of air.

"NARUTO YUUKI I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP RIGHT NOW I WILL NEVER MAKE RAMEN IN THIS HOUSE EVER AGAIN!" the younger female bellowed as her voice echoed throughout the house that was soon followed by a thud and a slur of curses that would make a sailor blush before a yellow and white blur rushed into a seat at the kitchen table. The white blur was a white fox the size of a terrier dog and she had blue eyes with a reptilian slit in the middle. Her name is Shiyuki and the current servant of the Yuuki household.

Said yellow blur was a handsome male specimen of sixteen years with somewhat spiky sun kissed blonde hair that had silver streaks in the front and back that also fell over his forehead and beautiful blue eye that any girl could get lost in. Around his neck was a deep blue crystal that shined like his eyes. He was tall at the height of 6'0 and was well defined like a swimmer's or a boxer's adding to his charm. This was the last male in the entire world and maybe the entire universe, Naruto Yuuki and he was currently… naked. He also had a long fluffy light orange tail and a pair of fox ears on his head.

Both females turned away with beet red faces still not used to the blonde's sleeping habit to sleep in the buff, after a minute Riko managed to stutter out, "N-N-Naruto-kun you forgot you're clothes again." She seemed completely ignorant to the tail that was waving back and forth as did her little sister.

"Crap I'll be right back!" he yelled as his tail and ears vanished in as if they were never there. Shiyuki went up in a puff of smoke before Naruto took off to go put on some clothes after flashing his housemates…again. The smoke around Shiyuki vanished and in her place was a white snake the size of a child's arm with white scales. His habits had started ever since he moved into the Yuuki household around nine years ago after he ran away from the orphanage so the caretakers could take care of the other kids who needed it. The Yuuki's found him and his snake, or more like he and Shiyuki found the Yuuki's instead.

-Flashback-

A seven year old Riko and a three year old Mikan with their mom Ringo, who was basically an older version of Riko with the same hair color and eyes and their mother Saibai who was an older version of Mikan were walking back home from the park and everything was perfect. Ringo's fashion career was working its way to the top of the fashion world while Saibai's manga was growing quite quickly in popularity and the two of them were perfectly happy even though they rarely got to see each other.

Yep everything was perfect… until a woman dressed in black clothes jumped out from the alley with a gun pointing towards the kids, "Give me all your money now!"

Saibai instantly jumped in front of her family with a fierce glare in her eyes while Ringo pulled both of the crying children closer to her and shielded them both with her body as she watched the mugger try to rob them.

The mugger easily lost her cool and began yelling, "Hey are you deaf?! I said give me all your money or I'll shoot you all full of holes!" she yelled as she fired off the first bullet at the ground near the Yuuki's getting the children to cry louder accidently waking up a nearby occupant.

"SHUT THOSE DAMN KIDS UP FOR BEFORE I- YOWCH!" she yelled as a pair of sharp fangs dug into the hand holding the gun. The culprit was a pure white furred fox kit with reptilian slits that detached before letting out a violent growl. Before she could even begin to talk a pair of sandals smashed straight into her gut and sent the mugger flying into the wall.

The culprit was a sleepy seven year old boy rubbing his eyes with his slightly longer than normal sleeves. He has spiky blonde hair that covered his eyes and was dressed in black shorts and an orange and black hoodie about one size too big. "Why are you making so much noise?" he whined as he blew the bangs out of his eyes to reveal a sapphire blue eyeball before yawning revealing a pair of sharper than normal canines. "I was having a really nice dream."

The Yuuki's were shocked that this child let alone a boy at how easily he dispatched the mugger. Well Ringo and Saibai were shocked Mikan and Riko were blushing at the sight of the cute boy around Riko's age and were currently in awe and as cheesy as it sounds were wondering if he was their Prince Charming (or Princess Charming in this case) from the stories their parents read to them before bed. But what shocked them even more fox tail coming out from his rear along with a pair of fox ears on his head.

The blonde turned towards them for a minute until the pure white kit curled around his neck and began pawing his face. He turned away back towards the alley and began walking back until, "Wait!" Ringo said as the child turned back towards them and Saibai continued "What's your name?"

The boy tilted his head to the side and quietly muttered, "N-Naruto and this is Shiyuki," he said pointing to the white fox.

Much to the surprise of the Yuukis Riko then spoke out, "Why were you in the alley?"

"I wasn't lying when I said I was sleeping there."

"D-don't you have a place to stay?" the little orange haired girl asked.

Naruto looked towards the ground, "Not anymore."

"Y-you can stay with us, Right mom?" Riko asked with her large yellow eyes looking up towards her parents that was soon copied by little Mikan/ The final addition was Naruto's fox tail moving side to side excitedly and under the pressure the puppy dog look both parents soon gave in and invited the blonde and his fox to crash at their place for a while never knowing it would become a welcomed permanent stay.

-End Flashback-

One of his tendencies happened to be sleeping in the buff.

"…Hey Riko?" Mikan asked with a beet red face.

"…Yes Mikan?" Riko replied with an equally red face.

"Is it strange that I never get used to seeing him naked," she said seriously that was ruined by her tomato red blush as a now dressed Naruto dressed in a pair of dark blue pants with a matching shirt that was supposed to be buttoned up in the front, but Naruto had it open showing a regular crimson shirt underneath that was just a bit tight.

"Good morning Mikan-chan, Riko-chan," Naruto said giving the girls a hug and nuzzle from Shiyuki before he began eating with gusto that was soon followed by Riko and Mikan until Riko had decided to ask Naruto a question that had been bothering the both of them.

"Naruto-kun, are you sure about transferring to my school instead of just staying here, I mean it's not like you need to go, you're smart enough as it is." She said getting a questionable look from the blonde before her eyes zeroed in on her plate of food, "I mean I'm sure Haruna, Asia, Orihime and the others will love to meet you, maybe too much." She finished with the last part under her breath as she didn't really want Naruto to be taken away from her by some girl he meets at her school. There was a small chance that he might fall in love as dense as he is, and for some reason her heart couldn't take the thought of him falling in love with anybody else.

Naruto warmly smiled before he wrapped his arms around Riko's and Mikan's frame and pulled both of them into his chest, "Ara are you scared someone might come to take me away from two of my favorite girls?" he asked getting the two girls to produce a full body blush before Shiyuki began slamming her tail on the table signifying it was time to go. "Come on let's all walk to together," he said only for Riko and Mikan to remain sitting, "What's wrong with you two?"

"Nothing we'll be out in a second," Riko said as the blonde shrugged his shoulders and walked out the kitchen.

Mikan groaned, "Why do we have to a brother complex to the only freaking boy we know?"

Riko held up both of her hands and began counting off, "He's really sweet, kind, pretty cute and he's gentle with just about everything he touches and the list goes on and on."

"Oh yeah, now I remember," Mikan said as she scratched the back of her head.

-Break-

As soon as the three Yuukis left their home women began staring at Naruto with looks of shock and lust written across their faces, not that Naruto who was playing with Shiyuki noticed whatsoever. By the time they had arrived at Mikan's school the two female were internally growling.

"See ya later Mikan-chan," Naruto and Riko said with a heartwarming smile as Naruto ruffled Mikan's hair much to her embarrassment and annoyance before he decided to kiss her forehead in front of the entire student body.

For the record she didn't blush like a ripe tomato, nope not even a little bit. He pulled back a moment later and waved goodbye as Naruto and Riko continued their journey to school.

"Baka-niichan," she muttered before she felt the numerous and deadly stares aimed at her very being. She slowly turned her head to see her fellow classmates glaring at her before she was bum rushed by her two best friends.

"Who the hell was that Mikan?!"

Mikan nervously laughed, "Um, he's my older brother."

"NANI?!"

-Break-

At Riko's high school a similar scene was occurring as the students and teachers stared at the Yuuki's walking into the school, but the male Yuuki was completely oblivious to this as he just commented on how cool their school was.

'He's so dense,' Yuki thought as she noticed her crush Haruna staring at the two with a slight blush. 'I swear to Kami Naruto if you get Haruna's affection I'm kicking your ass six ways to Sunday.'

Before long the Yuukis wound up in front of the Student Council's office.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Come in," they did as they were told and walked in to be met with the Student Council members. The president of the Student Council was turned around in her chair, so she couldn't see Naruto, while her other members were face down in paperwork so they couldn't see him either.

"Um Sona-san, we're here for Naruto's schedule," Riko said with a nervous glance, glad that no one had decided to lift their heads up from the mass amounts of paperwork.

Sona Sitri was a beautiful young woman with a pair of red rimmed glasses; she seemed to have an aura of ice around her that none would dare to enter. In truth Sona was a devil of the 72 pillars and the heiress of the Sitri Clan, her older sister Serafall was one of the Four Maous (an overseer of hell) so the heiress part fell onto her. In actuality being an heiress is not a good thing you usually had to get married to some jackass from another pillar, she actually beat her fiancé in a chest match, but that hadn't stopped the girl from still trying to this day.

But back to the story.

"Ah here we go Naruto Uzumaki, you share the same periods with your sister. You shall be given your uniform during class," Sona said still not looking up from her paperwork, but the other members of the council/peerage looked up and saw the first male seen outside of a textbook standing next to the shy Yuuki also called Usagi behind her back due to her skittish nature.

"It's very nice to meet you Sona-chan," Naruto said with a quick bow before he and his sister began walking off to class. Sona's head snapped up and watched the Naruto and Riko walk out the door. Sona slumped into her chair with a strange expression across her face before she reached into her pocket and clutched something in her pocket. 'Where have I seen him before?'

-A few minutes later-

"So Riko-chan is it alright if I meet your friends?" Naruto asked with a tilt of his head. Riko just giggled and patted the top of Naruto's head before she nodded.

"NARUTO!" someone shouted from down the hall as a black blur knocked students down and raced towards Naruto extremely fast. Naruto simply stepped to the left causing whatever was racing in the hallway to crash into the wall.

"Hello Momoyo," Naruto said before two pairs of hands began groping his chest. The culprits were a dirty blonde hair with short curls and a lecherous grin across her face and a black haired girl with large pigtails and a pair of spiral glasses. Along with those two were the pure Haruna Sairenji, the sweet Asia Argento, and the gentle Orihime. Haruna was a shy girl with short purple hair and green eyes with a nice figure while Asia was a blonde with green eyes on the clumsy side with a nicely developed figure. Orihime was an airhead that had long orange and very curvaceous figure.

"Ano, it's very nice to meet you," Naruto said with a polite bow. "My name is Naruto Yuuki, it's very nice to meet you all. Thank you for taking care of Riko-chan for all these years," he said with a large smile across his face.

"So this is your older brother Riko-chan?" Riko asked as she walked around him surveying every part of his body. "Well I must admit you have a mighty fine brother."

Riko blushed at seeing her brother being molested, but the male Yuuki simply didn't care. It made sense since Ringo liked to grope girls after being in the modeling business for so many years and when she met Naruto Ringo instantly wanted to get him an outfit that would look good on him, so she could see how he wouldn't react to the groping. "Risa, Mio get off my brother!"

"Oh is that jealousy I hear in your voice," Risa asked with a devious smirk, "Looks like someone is a brocon," she grinned when Riko turned an even brighter shade of red.

Naruto piped up and stared at Riko with a curios expression across his face, "Riko-chan what's a brocon?"

'Oh Kami,' Riko thought and before she could stop Risa from explaining to Naruto what exactly a brocon was, an evil chuckle rang throughout the hall. The chuckle belonged to one Momoyo; Momoyo Kawakami was a beautiful and powerful teenager with red eyes and a bountiful bosom that rivaled that of Akeno Himejima.

There was only thing wrong with her she was somewhat insane and had an obsession with fighting, defeating and maybe even raping Naruto. Her click of friends/family were currently all in detention for getting into a fight with a rival gang leaving Momoyo unrestrained.

"Oh Naruto, do you wanna play?" she asked with childlike innocence before she charged Naruto again, but this time she charged him much faster than before. Naruto couldn't dodge this one and was fully speared in the gut by Momoyo. After a quick tussle Momoyo was straddling Naruto with her face mere centimeters from his face, "Looks like I win this fight Naruto, now for my reward." But the only thing she kissed was air and then felt Naruto wrap his arms around Momoyo's toned stomach.

"Not this time Momoyo," he said with his fox like grin he pulled her into a German suplex or would have if the bell didn't start ringing. Naruto shrugged before he walked over to Riko and headed to class. A few minutes later Momoyo was the only one standing in the hallway with a massive blush on her face.

-Later in gym-

"All right class let's begin today's…class…class!" the gym teacher a blonde haired woman by the name of Daidoji yelled as her students crowded around in a particular spot, she growled before she began shoving some of the students out of the way to get a better look at what was going on and her jaw hit the floor.

Naruto Yuuki was helping his sister Riko stretch her legs in a very sensual manner, getting many minds to go straight to the gutter. Riko was heavily blushing at the position the two siblings were in, while Naruto had a small smile across his face as he stretched out his sister. (And not in the perverted way)

"Alright get back to your stretching!" the teacher yelled getting the bystanders to start their own stretching while still staring at the two siblings. She held her red eyed gaze on said students before blowing her whistle and telling them all to get ready for an endurance test in running. "Now the person who lasts the longest won't have to run tomorrow. On your mark… get… set…GO!" she ordered as the students took off.

-An hour later-

Un-fucking believable…it shouldn't be possible…the new student had been running for the past hour, but that wasn't the problem. The problem was that he didn't even look remotely tired or out of breath, he was just breathing a bit heavier and barely breaking a sweat. His jacket was open and the small amount of sweat had made his shirt a tad bit wet giving a fairly good view of his figure.

"Just what kind of monster is your brother Yuuki?" the coach asked Riko who wasn't surprised at all by this. Riko sighed as her brother continued to run, "A very long lasting one," she muttered under her breath.

"Ara are we done?" Naruto asked as he jogged back up next to his younger sister. The coach dumbly nodded before the lunch bell rang across the school, the blonde cheered before he picked his sister up bridle style and racing off to go get changed. About a minute later a feminine cry rang across the campus followed by a soft ara. Unknown to the two they were being watched by multiple female students with their own thoughts running through their heads.

-Lunch-

"I can't believe you did that," Riko muttered holding her head in her hands causing her brother to tilt his head to the side.

"What's wrong, we always changed in front of each other?" Naruto replied before eating the bento Mikan made for him this morning. Riko slammed her hands on the table, "Because we haven't done that since we were six!" she said as she turned away so she didn't have to look him in the eye. Despite the many years they've lived in the same house, she never got used to him being naked, and neither did Mikan.

Naruto shrugged before Shiyuki slipped her head out of his sleeve took a bite of Naruto's food and quickly slipped back into his sleeve. Riko's friends soon joined the siblings and began making small conversations until Asia asked a question, "Ano Naruto-san are you and Riko-chan related?"

"Nope," he replied, "Why are you asking Asia-chan?" The former nun blushed at the affectionate suffix before pointing out his hair and saying that it was very unique. "Thank you for the compliment Asia-chan," he said with a bright smile that lit up the room causing the girls in the lunch room to blush before returning to their own conversations while keeping an eye on the blonde male especially a pair of purple eyes that looked at him with complete and utter lust.

From a nearby window a red haired girl with bluish green eyes looked down at the small group with interest in her eyes. Her body was more developed than most her age and her eyes sparked with curiosity and a hidden intelligence that would one day She was one of the Great Ladies of Kuoh Academy Rias Gremory, the heiress to the Gremory Clan, user of the Power of Destruction, little sister of one of the most powerful Maou's in existence and one of the most desired people in the entire town. Next to her was an equally beautiful black haired girl with purple eyes who wore her in a ponytail, she was the other Great Lady of Kuoh Academy, Akeno Himejima. Akeno was a devil and fallen angel hybrid that hated her fallen angel side because of the actions from her fallen angel mother.

"Do you see that Akeno?" Rias asked as she watched her Bishop interact with her friends and the new student. The Nadeshiko gave a quite nod to Rias's question, but kept her eyes solely focused on Naruto and that warm smile he currently had on his face. She liked that smile and she also wanted to break it, just the thought of him being the M to her S made him all the more interesting, it helped he also happened to be extremely attractive.

"-tial," Rias finished only to notice that Akeno wasn't paying attention. She let out a sigh before snapping her fingers in front of her Queen's face knocking her out of whatever trance she was in.

"Ara what is it Buchou?"

"I asked if you could get a reading on his magical potential?" the Rune haired princess asked, it would be very beneficial to not only her peerage, but the whole devil faction if she could get him to join her side and it looked like her adorable Bishop made an impact on the blue eyed boy.

Akeno gave a quick nod before releasing a small wave of energy. This was a technique similar to a dolphin's echolocation except for the fact that this version could also gauge someone's magic level as well. Her eyes snapped open in something similar to confusion, "I can feel something from Yuuki-kun, but I can't get an accurate reading on it. It feels like a whirlpool of different energies all converging into a single body," Akeno explained as Rias lightly frowned at hearing the new information unknowingly showing the exact same expression as Sona who was having a similar conversation with her own queen Tsubaki.

"Asia-chan!" a new voice called out getting the group's attention before someone's hands began groping Asia's breasts from behind causing the blonde nun to cry out in surprise. The groper was none other than Rias Gremory's pawn Isamu Hyoudou, she had spiky brown hair that became straighter as it ended at the back of her back. Her brown eyes sparkled with power of the pervert as she continued to grope the nun. Where had he seen this before? Naruto wondered before a similar cry came from his left side to see Risa grope his sister's crush Haruna.

"…Girls are weird," he muttered as he returned to his food before he had to duck an incoming blue/purple missile which was quickly followed by a black missile, "Hi Miyako-chan, Momoyo-chan." He was soon hugged from behind by the blue haired Miyako Shiina who gazed at him with heart filled purple eyes. Miyako was an affectionate girl that was completely head over heels for the blonde, in her blue hair was a six stared white flour that was given to her by her crush and was her favorite gift, next to her bows and arrows and her little robot helper.

Miyako wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck much to Riko's ire and rubs their cheeks together, "Naruto-kun you came all the way here to see me!" she said before she was pulled off by his irate sister. For some odd reason his sister seemed to have an intense dislike for Miyako, it might have been because of the incident when they were all children.

Miyako had clung to Naruto after he protected her from a stray dog and ever since then she's been on him like white on rice, she had taken almost every opportunity to be seduce him. It didn't work with him being denser than a wall made of titanium, but that didn't stop her from trying. Riko didn't like Miyako because she constantly watched him from afar and Miyako always felt cold to her. Miyako's attitude and personality were fine, but her aura just radiated a cold feeling.

It had absolutely nothing to do with Miyako stealing a kiss from Naruto, she wasn't jealous whatsoever nope not even a little bit.

Isamu looked at Naruto with glazed eyes before she returned to groping Asia or would have if the shy nun hadn't taken the opportunity to hide behind the silvery haired blonde. Isamu gave a cute pout, well it would have been cute image if wasn't for the groping motions she was making with her hands, "Sorry Asia, but it's just that you have wonderful oppai and they're just so hard to resist fondling. I just lose myself sometimes whenever I look at them."

"Shameless!" a black haired girl said from behind the group. The girl had long black hair that promptly fell to her rump while her yellow/ golden eyes glared at Risa and Isamu with a very angry expression on her face. This was Yui Kotegawa the class representative and the proclaimed enemy of anything that could be regarded as shameless. "That kind of attitude shall not be tolerated in a school environment!" she scolded before Risa turned her groping onto Yui getting the girl to cry out in distress.

The blonde nun eeped before ducking back behind Naruto. The blonde chuckled before his eyes widened before he looked up towards a window, he locked eyes with a pair of greenish blue eyes and a pair of purple eyes. The greenish blue eyes belonged to a beautiful girl with long red hair a very shapely and curvaceous figure, while the pair of purple eyes belonged to an equally beautiful and curvaceous girl with black hair who wore it in a high ponytail.

He held their gaze for a moment before he felt Shiyuki slapped him upside the head. Naruto raised an eyebrow at the snake before he gave the two in the window a small wave before returning to his lunch.

"Interesting."

"Ne Naruto-san can I have some of your food?" Orihime drooled at his food which consisted of a miso soup bowl ramen with pork and a few rice balls on the side. Naruto gave a small laugh and gave her the green light. A moment later his food was gone and Orihime had a satisfied smile on her face. "Delicious."

Naruto once again gave her another chuckle when she let out a small burp.

-Break-

On the way to his next class he nearly bumped into a small white haired girl with golden eyes and an expression that gave way to the word monotone. So seeing a way to make a new friend he introduced himself, "Hello I'm Naruto Yuuki, what's your name?"

The white haired girl looked up at him and muttered, "Koneko Toujo."

Naruto tilted his head to the side and gave her a curios stare, "You're not a very emotional person are you Koneko-chan?" he asked. The silver girl nodded in response getting him to lightly smile, "That's fine everyone shows their emotion in their own way."

Naruto pet Koneko on the head like he did with Mikan. Koneko's eyes widened just a hint as she sniffed the air. As soon as Naruto left she punched the wall and glared in his general direction, she growled in a quite tone, "He smells like Kuroka."

-Break-

Naruto's next class was math. He helped Riko with her school work multiple times to the point where it only gave him a little bit of trouble. The blonde peeked over his shoulder a little and blue eyes met slit red eyes. The owner of the red eyes was a very alluring silver haired girl who had a figure that could make a few girls openly drool.

The girl's eyes narrowed dangerously as she glared at the blonde haired boy. However instead of fear or glaring back at the red eyed girl Naruto gave a simple smile before turning back towards the lesson. Red eyes narrowed even further before dismissing the blonde as a threat as he had no supernatural presence whatsoever.

Naruto inwardly chuckled as Shiyuki squirmed around in his shirt. The white snake slipped out of his shirt with just her head showing and peered at Naruto with big silver eyes, said blonde rubbed the snake on her head, 'I can't feel a lot of love in this city bar a few people,' he thought with a light frown on his face. He turned his gaze to a rather plain girl with long brown hair, brown hair and a small hint of freckles on her face. Naruto picked up on the smells around and noted the scents of at least four other types of creatures on her, 'Or maybe there's more love than I thought.'

-A few hours later-

"So how was your first day of school?" Riko asked her adopted brother.

Naruto gave a small frown, "It was sort of boring. How can you stand an entire five days of this?" he asked causing her to giggle. "Glad you find this funny Riko-chan," Naruto gained a devious glint in his eyes before he poked her sides getting her to release a loud eep in response.

"Baka," she muttered and gave him a light glare.

Naruto hugged her with one arm before kissing her cheek, "You know you love me," he said, ignorant to the blush on her face.

"Unfortunately," she said getting him to face fault into the sidewalk.

"You're so cruel Riko-chan, perhaps Mikan-chan will appreciate my affections," he lamented.

Riko inwardly growled, 'You're such a baka, Naruto-kun. You're so oblivious to everyone's feelings that it's just plain mean,' she thought as she and Naruto finally arrived at Mikan's school where the brown haired girl was waiting patiently.

"You're late," Mikan huffed and turned away from her elder siblings. She eeped aloud when her brother once again kissed her forehead before lifting her so she could sit on his shoulders. "W-what are you doing? Put me down!"

Naruto gave a small pout, "Aw come on, you used to love riding on your brother's shoulders when we were younger. In my eyes you're still the same adorable spoiled little girl that dragged both of her older siblings onto the same bed with her when there was a thunderstorm outside," he said causing her to blush. It was true when they were younger Mikan always woke up her elder sister before both of them went to Naruto's room and promptly fell asleep on either side of him.

"S-shut up," Mikan sputtered before she noticed all the stares she was getting from other people on the street. She inwardly growled at all the girls gawking at her brother, some were girls her own age, some were Riko's age and there even a few that were her mother's age, it's like they've never seen a boy before. "Just take us home." Naruto just gave her his usually cheeky smile and nodded before the Yuukis left her school to go back home.

It took everything Riko and Mikan had not to say anything about all the other females leering at their brother and the comments about how adorable he was when kidding around with Mikan. So they settled for clinging to Naruto instead, Riko grabbed her brother's arm while Mikan continued to ride on his shoulders.

-That night-

"Are you sure you don't want to take a bath right now?" Naruto asked his sisters while they blushed profusely at his state of clothing which wasn't anything more than a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Y-yes now go hurry up and take a bath!" Mikan sputtered as she attempted to push her brother out of the living room while at the same time feeling her brother's stomach. Riko's eyes were locked dead center on his well-toned stomach as her face matched the color of a fire truck.

Naruto tilted his head to the side like a confused puppy. He shrugged before walking back towards the bathroom, "I don't see the big deal, I mean we did all used to bathe together when we were kids. What's changed since then?" he asked himself as he started the bath water. Both of his sisters were extremely nervous around him around the time they hit puberty. The only person that would even bathe with him anymore was Shiyuki and she would usually snap at him when he tried to get in the bath.

He closed his eyes as he relaxed in the warm water. The blonde reached for the soap only to feel something soft and squishy instead, on instinct he gave the object in his hand a quick squeeze getting a moan in response. His eyes snapped open and happened to see one of the prettiest girls he had ever seen. She had long pink hair that flowed down to her bottom, emerald green eyes that were filled with mischievous intent and happiness and a long black tail that swayed from side to side…and she was naked. Bonus and it wasn't even his birthday.

"Hi," the pinkette said as she gave him a warm smile before her eyes widened. She grabbed his face and began turning it from side to side like she looking for something, and a moment later she reached down and grabbed his package getting him to jump out the tub and away from the pinkette. The green eyed bombshell tilted her head to the side, "Are you a male?" Her mother had told her many stories about the times when males were still around and all the stupid things they did to try and impress females.

Naruto nodded a bit wearily, it wasn't everyday a pretty girl such as this appears naked in your bathroom nor do they grab your junk either. "Hai, I'm Naruto Yuuki. Who are you? You're not human are you?" he asked while his eyes stayed locked on the black tail.

"I'm Lala Satan Deviluke and I'm an alien," she cheered and twirled around making him laugh a little at her child like nature before he remembered she was naked. Naruto gave her a spare towel that she wrapped around her body before doing the same to himself. "How am I gonna explain this to Riko and Mikan?"

-Break-

Mikan gave a loud sigh as she rubbed her temples, "So you're telling me that this girl just appeared in the bathtub completely naked?" she asked getting Naruto and Lala to nod in unison. The youngest of the Yuuki siblings let out another sigh, out of every bathtub in the world this pink haired girl had to appear in their bathtub while her older brother was taking a bath. "Just perfect."

Riko was simply smiling, but if you looked inside her mind you could've heard mass amounts of swearing. She would never admit it to anybody but Mikan that despite liking Haruna she also was a classic closet bro-con. Her eye twitched as she watched Lala put her hand over Naruto's and she seemed to become even more joyful, and of course her brother didn't even notice.

Naruto sheepishly scratched the back of his head, "So is it okay for Lala to stay here for a little while?"

"And why does she need a place to stay? Can't she stay in her…spaceship?" Riko asked making air quotes with her fingers when saying the word spaceship.

"Nope!" Lala said making an X shape with her arms and shook her from side to side, "I can never go back home."

"And why not?" Mikan asked before a small doll like robot with a round head, swirls for eyes and swirls on its finger tips flew through the open window.

"Lala-sama I've finally found you!" the robot said as it circled around like Lala's head.

"Peke! I'm glad that you are okay…wait were you followed?" Lala asked making the robot shake its head. "Great, could you transform please?" she asked as getting up from the couch and letting the towel fall to the ground leaving her once again naked. The white robot changed into a light that wrapped around the green eyed pinkette. Once the light died down Lala was dressed in a strange shite outfit with a large white hat that had the same swirl design.

"Much better," Lala said as she once again gave a little twirl. She turned towards Naruto and leaned down a little, "So how do I look?"

About five minutes later the door was kicked down and two women in black suits wearing black shades ran into the house. Lala clenched her fist before she grabbed her hat and shook it wildly, "I thought I told you to make sure you weren't followed!"

"S-sorry Lala-sama!" Peke apologized as the two women in suits drew closer until Naruto literally drop kicked them out the house and into the yard.

Naruto cracked his knuckles and the bones in his neck, "Riko, Mikan can you take Lala to someplace safe while I 'indulge' myself a little," Naruto stated while Shiyuki coiled around his arm. Riko and Mikan paled a little before the orange haired Yuuki grabbed Lala's arm and ran out the house faster than you could say 'Wombat.'

-Ten Minutes Later-

"Do you think we've gone far enough?" Mikan asked with a deadpan expression as the three wandered the woods a little ways away from the park. Her elder sister had the decency o scratch the back of her head and laugh nervously before a more evil chuckle rang out from nearby.

"My, my, my what has sssslithered into my forest today?" a voice hissed from behind the three. The three turned to find one of the strangest creatures they had ever seen, the creature's upper half was black haired naked woman with scales covering her arms, stomach and back while her hands were pointed and looked like they could slice through steel. The lower half of the woman was the lower end of a black snake. Mikan screamed as she watched the Yoma coil her body around the three.

A proverbial light bulb turned on in Lala's head, "I know what you are!"

The creature raised an eyebrow over slit yellow eyes, "Do you now?"

Lala rapidly nodded her head, "I remember from the lessons that Earth had creatures called Yokai that looked part human and part animal but were a different species all together. The Yokai that looked part human and part snake were called Lamia."

The snake woman gave the pink haired alien a simple glance before letting out a chuckle that would haunt Mikan and Riko for the rest of their lives, "Wrong child I'm no Lamia, you sssee I'm what you call a Yoma. Yoma are much deadlier than a pathetic Lamia and you three sshhall be my dinner except for the little one, ssshe'll be my dessert!" the Yoma said with a hiss as she licked her lips getting Riko to move in front of her little sister and glare at the snake woman. The Yoma gave a small chuckle at this before she lunged at the trio with extended open jaws.

-About Five Minutes beforehand-

"So we're dealing with another stray devil Buchou?" Isamu asked while she and the other members of Gremory Peerage trekked through the same forest.

The redheaded devil gave a negative shake of the head, "No, we're dealing with a rather voracious Yoma known as Ophiuca." Seeing her Pawn give her a questionable look she decided to continue, "Yoma are like demonized Yokai who eat humans. Their ferocious beasts and care little for other creatures including other Yoma, they can range from any size to any form."

A moment later a scream rang across the forest causing Rias and peerage to snap their heads towards the source. Without another word the group sped through the forest to find the Yuuki girls and a strange pink haired girl that had Isamu drooling at her oppai. Ophiuca lunged at the three but before they could even move a blonde blur intercepted the Yoma.

-Back to the present-

"I thought I said to take Lala and get to someplace safe," Naruto said before he kicked Ophiuca back into the forest. The white snake gave a violent hiss at the Yoma as it slithered back into view with a bit of blood running down the side of her mouth and a bruise on her cheek.

"How daaare you mar my beautiful my beautiful face!" Ohpiuca hissed as her jaws unhinged and yelled at the nonchalant blonde, "I will kill you!" She lunged at the blonde who slid under the incoming Yoma.

Naruto gave a rather dark grin, "Shiyuki let's go a little wild. It has been a while since I've been able cut loose."

"Die human!"

"Shiyuki let's go, Mischievous Kitsune!" the blonde Yuuki said as the crystal around his neck glowed as his form into something different. A burst of yoki exploded from his very being, the yoki was powerful enough to send a wave of energy that washed over the entire city. Several spiritually aware beings to go on high alert while one in particular gave a feral smirk.

When the Yokai died down it was revealed that the snake Yoma was halted by three blonde fox tails with a silver stripe down the middle with a pair of fox ears on top of his head. One tail was wrapped around her neck while the other two were restraining the Yoma by her arms.

Asia shivered at the nearby yokai washing over her, "B-Buchou w-what is that?" she asked as the other members of the peerage were in a much better condition. Isamu had already summoned her Boosted Gear while the blonde knight Kiba gripped her blade and Akeno and Rias were on edge. The only odd reaction was Koneko who's eyes became slits and she gave out a slight hiss.

Naruto gave a simple laugh which showed slightly enlarged fangs which was followed by the snicker of the white fox on his shoulder. "Shiyuki go keep Riko, Mikan and Lala company this snake is all mine," he said as he flung the Yoma into a tree, Shiyuki jumped off his shoulder and landed near the Yuuki sisters.

"I will devour your sssoul!" Ophiuca yelled as she charged towards Naruto.

Naruto gave a mocking sort of smile, "I'm not so sure about that, my soul just might be too hot for you to handle." He immediately had to dodge the Yoma's incoming attempts to take off her head with her razor sharp claws and her tail. The blonde dodged the incoming attacks by a hair which was easy to do since the Yoma was so enraged.

"Why won't you die?!"

"Because your aim sucks," the blonde replied with a straight face before his tails once again ensnared the Yoma around her own tail, binded her arms behind her back and around her neck. "Now are you going to place nice?" he asked with a completely innocent expression. His question was answered with a rather loud and feral hiss. Naruto led out a rather sad sigh and shrugged his shoulders before tossing the Yoma into the air, "Such a disappointing answer."

Rias had to stifle a gasp as she watched the blonde gather yoki in the palm of his head that was stabilized by his three tails. Black and red particles along with blue and white particles began surrounding him before converging into a single ball of pure grey and purple orb of yoki. "I'll see you in the next life."

Naruto tossed the orb lazily to meet Ophiuca as she fell to the earth, while muttering the attacks name, "Imari." For a moment nothing happened before the orb expanded to the size of a large apartment and engulfed the snake Yoma. A few minutes later the orb dissipated into nothingness leaving nothing left of Ophuica.

The blonde let out a breath before his fox features vanished and Shiyuki reverted back into her original white snake form. He began cracking his neck as he walked back towards his sisters and Lala. Riko and Mikan instantly hugged their older brother while the pinkette's hair shadowed her own eyes, she looked up and Naruto was completely caught off guard by the look in her eyes.

Green eyes were filled with stars and complete and utter awe as she moved faster than humanly possible, "I-I've never seen a human do all that before, just what are you Naruto-kun?" she asked. Naruto could feel Riko and Mikan twitch at the affectionate suffix before he gave a cheeky smile that Lala blushing.

"Lala-chan I'm what you'd call one of a kind."

Mikan's eye twitched, "That's a crappy one liner," she said as her brother face faulted into the ground with a raincloud over his head.

STORY END

I'm finally done with this story, I've rewritten and edited this story about 6 or 7 times. One was Naruto going to Yokai Academy with devils, angels, fallen angels and just about every character in High School DxD and about 3 other anime along with Rosario Vampire.

Omake- What happened to Lala's Guards?

"Hey are we going to fight or what?" Naruto asked while the two women in suits began taking pictures with what he assumed to be cameras. This had been going on for the pass few minutes and it didn't look like they were going to stop anytime soon.

One of the women made a twirling motion with her finger like his mother used to do when she used him for modeling. Deciding to humor the two he turned around slowly while the sounds of clicking increased.

What Naruto didn't know was that this little photo-shoot was being broadcast directly to the Devilukean mother ship. And who just happened to see this? Just the Empress of the universe, her wife and their other two daughters Nana and Momo.

The other woman got a bit more a bold and fired a laser at Naruto's back who was still turned around. This laser had disintegrative capabilities that had only affected people's clothing, which means Naruto was now only clad in his black shorts and his blue crystal necklace.

Momo and her black haired mother gained a slight nosebleed while Nana and her pink haired mother gained cherry red blushes on their faces. Lala's guards even recorded the fight getting her black haired mother to gain a wicked idea.

The Empress of the universe let out a slightly perverted giggle as she hatched a plan so crazy it just might work.

Thank you for reading and tune in next time. Naruto isn't a Kitsune like Yasaka 'technically'.