Dudley was happy.
It had been a hard 15 years since the freak's magic had dumped him in Canada, and for a while it had been really unpleasant, but he'd persevered. Now he was respected, had a good job, a decent boss, and even a girlfriend. Sure, she kissed his horse more often than she kissed him, but she did love him.
Admitted, he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but nobody doubted his honesty or dedication. And as per their motto, he always got his man.
He just wished that they could hold onto that despicable Snidely Whiplash.