Copyright, Aviatrix8, 2015. Kill la Kill and all related characters are property of Trigger, and are used without permission.


This is just short and silly; I don't pretend that it's anything more than that. XP (Spoilers for episode 19.)


Kill la Kill fanfic:

"Seven Day Itch"

by Avi

Iori grimaced as he wove his way around the steamy underbelly of the Nudist Beach base. It was a maze of pipes and hot air vents down here; Iori wasn't sure why Inumuta had asked to meet down here, but he hoped that it would be worth his time.

Still, if he wandered around any longer, his lab coat was going to be soaked with steam, and considering that it was the only article of clothing Iori had on, he'd might as well be wearing a floor-length wet t-shirt in terms of decency. Not that it mattered around this place, but still...

Just then, Iori walked into a clear area, and felt a cool breeze flow past him. He breathed a sigh of relief... Until he realized the cool air was coming from below him.

"Aw crap!" The bottom half of his lab coat was flying up! Desperately, he tried to push down the white cloth with both his hands, but his coat was flaring out all over the place. He sincerely hoped no one else could see this...


Startled, Iori looked up, to see Inumuta standing against the wall, holding up a camera phone.

Iori's brow furrowed. "Inumuta? What the hell...?"

Inumuta pushed up his glasses. "Ah, let me explain. Ever heard of the classic American film, 'The Seven Year Itch'? In it, there's a famous scene where Marilyn Monroe stands over a subway vent, and her skirt flies up; I just wanted to recreate that scene and... Uh oh."

Iori was turning extremely red. Inumuta decided right then to turn tail and run.


Sanageyama and Jakuzure were sitting on a crate playing cards, when Inumuta ran past them at breakneck speed.

"Huh. Never seen the nerd run so fast before," commented Jakuzure, still looking at her cards.

Moments later, Iori ran past, screaming at the top of his lungs. "Come back here with that camera, Inumuta!"

"Huh. Never heard Iori so mad before," commented Sanageyama, as he discarded a card.

Jakuzure gave Sanageyama a sidelong glance. "Five hundred yen says he catches him."

Sanagayama grinned. "You're on!"

They both threw down their cards and ran after Inumuta and Iori.


Only Inumuta would even consider trolling Iori. ;P On to the next part!