Hello my lovelies. My school has just finished their spring production of THE MUSIC MAN. For which I took part in. It was great fun and the man who played Charlie Cowell wrote what you will read below as a character study. (I changed #7 because what he wrote didn't make sense to me). This is all in good fun and I hope you get a laugh out of this. I don't own the MUSIC MAN! Peace!


Charlie Cowell's

How to Kill Professor Harold Hill in 8 Easy Steps

Step 1. Pretend to lose him on the train

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Step 2. Enter the town he's in

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Step 3. Find his lady friend

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Step 4. Confront him and give him the upper hand

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Step 5. Get the town on my side

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Step 6. His stupid band saves him

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Step 7. He gets the girl

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Step 8. Crush him with an anvil as he sleeps!