Author's Note: This is just a crack fic not to be taken seriously. It breaks the fourth wall and is based on the scene in Kill Bill Volume 2 where the Bride gives her speech as she drives before going to kill Bill. I got the idea because I thought that Dean's rampage of revenge on the Stynes was kinda like The Bride in Kill Bill and think Kill Eldon would've been a better name for the episode.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kill Bill or the parts of Dean's speech that are taken from it.


Dean drives along the road to the Bunker, having slaughtered most of Styne family, but having been warned that his true target, Eldon Styne, was on his way to the Bunker. Dean looks at the camera and speaks.

"This bastard Eldon has taken someone I consider a family member from me and as Azazel and Dick Roman have learned I don't take that sort of thing well. When I found out, I went on what the newspapers are going to call "a roaring rampage of revenge", especially when they find out who I am. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I get to the Bunker I am going to kill Eldon Styne."