Author's note: This is my first story! YAAAAAYYY! And don't judge, it might've been weirder if I added my best friend being a talking tree that eats demigods like Percy Jackson and Your Face, my other cousin demigod... I should get to the story...

Pablo Nuniez is a sixty-nine-year old pineapple that flies on his pet unicorn yelling "TACOS!" into battle against the giant laser-shooting snails in the magical monkey dimension, also, he is my cousin and I ate him.

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