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[Or where everyone learns how traditional a man Reborn is.]
Pairings: 27K/2795, 5986/GokuHaru, fatherly 27R, fatherly 59R, friendship 2759, friendship 9586, friendship 2786
Rating: T-…Reborn's potty mouth
Prompt: proposal
Disclaimer: If owned KHR it wouldn't have been the success it was… I'm seriously hoping it starts again…
Enjoy.
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His day was going great. Really. Not too much paperwork to deal with, strange yet welcoming silence all over the mansion as his loud guardians were all away for missions. No, don't get him wrong, he loved his family. Though if they lowered their decibels whenever they wanted to announce something, it'll be lovely.
So yes, his day has been going great.
"Tsuna-san!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi whimpered in self-loathing; why did Kami-sama hate him so much?
Miura Haru strolled inside his office (after she oh-so-gracefully slammed the doors open) and came up to his desk, slamming her hands on his remaining paperwork.
"Ah, good mor–"
"Tsuna-san!" she yelled again and Tsuna seriously considered getting some earplugs. They would reduce the shrill sounds of his family to normal levels. "Haru needs a favor, Tsuna-san."
Tsuna cocked a brow at his friend, "Favor?" then he paled, "What did you do again, Haru?"
She merely scratched her cheek blushing, "Nothing illegal really! Not like last time…" if possible Tsuna paled more at the mention of that. It was a dark day for his family then; though from how normal everyone was the very next day, he probably was the only one eating his nails in worry. "Anyway, I need you to give Goku-chan a day-off on Saturday. Can you, pleeeeeaaaase?"
("How many times have I told you not to call me that in front of Juudaime?!"
"But it's so cute~! I like the way your nose scrunches up cutely and how you blush–"
"I'm not cute nor do I blush!"
"See? Cute.")
The Neo Primo blinked up at her, "Eh? Um… I-I can try, but with Hayato-kun I doubt he'll take it…" he said scratching his head, "But… What is it on Saturday, Haru?"
The woman blinked and blushed as she pushed a short lock behind her ear, "Well… You see… That's another favor, too." she fumbled with her jacket and then pulled out a small velvet box. Tsuna felt his jaw drop.
"Hayato-kun's proposing?!"
"Eh! That's lovely, Haru-chan!" Tsuna had a mild heart attack when Kyoko popped behind his chair. Her golden hair flowing as she cupped her cheeks with dreamy eyes, "Ah~ I'm so jealous!"
"You shouldn't be jealous, Kyoko." Tsuna paled at the voice, "You are marrying Dame-Tsuna in a month." He should have expected it really. He hadn't seen his Spartan advisor all day after all. He felt his eye twitch as he saw him dropping from the sky in that damn fairy costume again –seriously what the hell was up with those costumes?
"I know, Reborn-kun, but that doki-doki feeling you get when you wait for the answer is amazing~!" she glanced at him, "Ne, Tsu-kun, let's do it again!"
Tsuna was about to answer her that he would gladly relive it, if they dropped the part where he ran around the mansion screaming as he dodged bullets, a kangaroo and death-threats of not being man enough to pop the question first, but seeing the devious glint in Reborn's eyes made him shut up. It didn't help that Leon started to glow and taking the form of a gun. He thought the small animal and his master would be more than willing to enact it again.
"Ah, yes! But you see this isn't Goku-chan's ring." All eyes were on her, "Haru bought it! I'll be proposing on Saturday night!" As Kyoko trotted to her best friend squealing and talking about plans and cakes and receptions and a double wedding, Tsuna was sure he was the only one feeling cold all of a sudden. He was more than sure when a bullet lodged inches from his head.
"Why are you shooting me?!"
"Because you are the fucking boss of a breaking Famiglia. You should be setting the example, Dame-Tsuna, not breaking the ancient laws."
"How's that my fault! I didn't do anything!"
"Exactly." And he promptly shot four more times. Tsuna scrambled out of the way but he quickly got pinned to the wall with a canister at his nose and a glare. "You are my student, Dame-Tsuna. How do you think it seems as not only my student –the Vongola Neo Primo– but his right hand man didn't have enough balls to ask their women to matrimony?" he cocked Leon and Tsuna gulped, "You are the first of the Vongola bosses that have to deal with something like that. Not even Ottavo had that and she was a damn woman, Dame-Tsuna."
The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife as Tsuna stared at the gun, Reborn drilled holes in his head with his glare and the girls' giggling chatter behind them. Then the phone rang and Tsuna took a breather as Reborn picked it up. He didn't speak but seeing his ex-tutor's small shoulders tense he gulp; what happened now?
"Why, yes, Juudaime is here, Goku-chan." Kami they were all going to die, "But he can't talk right now, he's busy dodging bullets." As he shot another round to him, Tsuna was sure he saw Leon smirk. "Why yes, Goku-chan, he'll be fine. Not sure if you'll survive though after I'm done with you." Reborn's dark eyes sharpened and his long, curly sideburns looked very similar to horns, "What do I mean?" Tsuna gulped, feeling very sorry for his friend, "I'm very disappointed. I expected this from Dame-Tsuna but you, Gokudera Hayato, you I thought you'll do the difference." Tsuna saw Reborn tighten his hand on the phone and prayed they won't be having any casualties today, "Letting your woman making the first step is a disgraceful thing for a man and a Mafioso, Gokudera Hayato. You are a disgrace to the family. When you come back alive, I'll bury your corpse next to your precious Juudaime until you both understand how a man should act! You are Italian! You should have those things screwed in your brain!" There was silence as Hayato screamed in the other line –probably apologies for whatever he had done– as Reborn shot another bullet towards Tsuna. The young boss scrambled to dodge, "A man should propose first to his woman, Gokudera Hayato. Just come back so I can kill you properly."
Tsuna gulped as his advisor slammed down the phone and smirked at him, "Well then, Dame-Tsuna. Let's start with you first."
"N-Not fair! You already did that when Kyoko-chan proposed!" a bullet merely missed his ear; he shouldn't have mentioned that.
"You are the Boss of this family. It's only tradition you share the pain of your fellow comrades." Tsuna sweat-dropped; he was making this up as he went. Leon shifted to a shotgun and Tsuna paled, "I suggest you run, Dame-Tsuna."
(Needless to say that day the maids had to clean more than just broken, expensive antique vases seeing as Reborn managed to destroy the entire hallway and a training room. And as Hayato came running –he had abandoned his mission for the sake of saving his dear Juudaime– Reborn promptly continued shooting at them as the two (Dame-Duo as Reborn said) tried so very hard to avoid bullets, missiles, yellow beams, kicks and punches.
At the end of it all was a full blown lecture of how it was a man's duty to propose to his woman and how back in his day things was done properly. He sounded more like a pissed off grandpa to Tsuna, which of course Reborn managed to hear it and started shooting again.
Honestly, so much for his peaceful day.)