55Hey, Everybody... It's Corsheo here with an Update. I really wanted to write this story after reading Boxer-sama on the toilet, (Don't question my habits.) I liked the whole "Natsu-Super-Hero" Theme and wanted to make my own.
This story is about Natsu becoming Spiderman, (So creative right?) Most of the content is inspired Fairy Tail canon events. Special thanks to LordDeuce for the added inspiration.
I'm starting to think about a pairing for the story, (Can't have a anime/manga without an OTP.) I believe that NaMi is the best choice [Natsu x Mirajane] I think it's best because Peter Parker's wife is MARYJANE, so why not have Natsu's as MIRAJANE. Genius right? I also just like NaMi... is that normal.
I'm looking for reviews on how I did... I will try to balance what you guys want, with what I want in the story. If you guys have any idea's or comments, just let me know.
Alright, enough chit-chat... Onto the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy tail and/or Marvel.
Summary: After a series of crazy events, we find Natsu posing as a human being with the ability to shoot webs, climb walls, and fuck a lot of stupid shit up. After taking the hidden identity of a hero named "SpiderMan," Natsu decides to beat up crime with a mask. He's the destructive Salamander by day, and responsible Spiderman by night.
Chapter 1: ...And then it happened
It was a beautiful day in Magnolia, the sun was shining, birds were singing, people kicking each other in the face, the water was sparkling like diamonds... I think an explanation is needed.
You see Magnolia is no ordinary village. While the town is famous for its land markings and historical structures, it's the biggest attraction is the famous wizard guild called Fairy Tail. While most people go to the guilds to simply get a job, the mages of fairy tail sure know how to get aggressive in demands, very aggressive.
"Fire Dragon ROAR!"
"Ice-Make: Lance!"
*KA-BOOM*
You see, here we have two of the most aggressive (and strange) mages in the guild. The one with the fiery personality and pink hair is Natsu 'Salamander' Dragneel. The one who's currently in his boxers is Gray 'Stripping' Fullbuster (;} like the name? ).
"You god damn stripper,"
"You fucking pyro,"
"You droopy eye bastard,"
"You retarded charcoal slug."
"ENOUGH YOU TWO." Shouted a very pissed off red head.
"Sigh, Natsu and Gray sure know how to make a party very... energetic..."
"WAAAHHHHH, MY MONEY."
Yup, just like every other day.
"Sigh... I'm bored," said a very gloomy dragon slayer, and to be honest he had every reason to. Every since the Tatarous event from several months ago, Natsu has been doing jobs like there's no tomorrow. It was all about getting stronger for the next major arc. Anyways, after complete sooo many jobs to the point of exhaustion, Makarov has suspended Natsu from doing any job until he get's back to his full strength... and sanity. While he might have only needed a few days of rest, Makarov believed that Natsu should learn to live a little, (like a normal person) and decided to suspend him for 2 months. At first, he tried to run off with a job without anyone noticing, but after several major beat downs from Erza, he decided to just deal with it.
Only 1 month left till the sweet taste of freedom.
"I'm sorry Natsu, but master made the suspension so you could find some new hobbies to do," spoke a very gentle and sweet Mirajane. Mirajane understood the troubles of going from one scheduled to another. Even though she did it because of her sister's "death," it still sucked at first.
"I just don't know what to do... For the pass month, all I've done is hang out at the guild, and ever since I finished teaching Wendy all her dragon slayer techniques, I've had nothing to do."
"HEY FLAME BRAIN!" Shouted a very naked gray.
"What do you want stripper," Natsu asked, sounding quite annoyed.
"You know, if you're so bored, why don't you take a job... Ooh ya, YOU CAN'T TAKE ONE, HAHAHAHA," laughed a very obnoxious gray. Natsu was pissed. If it wasn't for Mirajane right beside him (and Erza across the guild hall), he would have decked gray in 0.003 seconds flat.
"Shut your damn mouth!"
"Geez, Natsu calm down, it was just a joke."
"NOT FUNNY,"
"Not my problem,"
Natsu was getting desperate. He needs something new to do and fast. So, Natsu did the only thing he did during these very serious moments. He started thinking...
"Hey gray, why don't we play a game of hide-and-beat..?"
"Dude, what are we? 10?"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"Shut it Flame brain,"
"Dude... it was just a joke,"
"That wasn't funny,"
"Not my problem," said an amused Natsu. Natsu very rarely got one up on his friends. It was a time like this when Natsu thought he was sooo slick. However, as much as it would piss Natsu off, Gray was slicker.
"...You know what Pyro, sounds like fun, I'll start counting, and you go and hide."
" but I wanted to count fi..."
"ONE... TWO... THREE..."
"All right, I'm going," and with that, Natsu booked it out of the guild hall to find that special place Gray would never find.
'Finally, with that lunatic gone, I can finally get some peace and quite,' Gray thought, with a smug ass grin on his face.
3 Hours Later
"THAT SON OF A BITCH, TRICKING ME LIKE THAT... I SHOULD HAVE KNOW HE WAS LAZYING AROUND AFTER THE 2 HOUR MARK," Shouted a pissed off Natsu with smoke coming out of his ears. As you can probably tell, Natsu figured it all out. "Sigh... I should have seen this coming."
Natsu was too hot headed to go back to the guild at the moment, so he just stayed up on the hill he was hiding at, enjoying the sunset. "Sometimes, I feel like I put up with too much bull shit." After the sunset, Natsu started walking home. It was dark, and the moon was full. While walking through the forest, Natsu spotted something odd off the pathway. I looked like a baseball, yet has maybe a size or two smaller.
"Hmm, what's this," Natsu was beyond curious, he never saw this kind of egg. It was circular and had a shell, but it was covered in some kind a string. The string was sticky and it felt like cotton. "Doesn't seem like much, maybe it nothin...YEEEOWWWW."
Natsu's back was burning, which is strange for a fire dragon slayer. He started to panic and rolled around like a rag doll. With success, he finally got the weird creature off his back. The weird creature was some kind of bug with 8 feet. It was roughly around the size of a small dinner plate and had a body with 2 sections. It had: 2 fangs, 10 eyes, and looked quite menacing for something so small.
"A spider?" Natsu being the idiot he is asked the creepy looking critter. "That bite hurt you know," and with that Natsu lit the thing up in flames. The bug was nothing more than a pile of ashes. Natsu didn't pay much attention to the bite mark, 'I've gone through worse,' he stated.
When Natsu got home, he noticed Happy wasn't there yet. 'He must be staying with Lisanna, nothing to worry about.' Natsu plopped down on his hammock and closed his eyes.
Suddenly he started twitching and trashing. He was sweating, and his face was pure white. After a few seconds, he stopped. He was as still as a rock. Dead still.
Natsu felt sick, like all the times he was on a train, car or Lucy. That damn girl is like a double-decker bus, bumpy as shit. "Owww, my head," he groaned was sitting up straight. He was still in his house. The light was gracefully entering through the windows. Natsu leaped out of his hammock, most of the time he would just land on the floor, but this time, he landed on the... roof.
"WHAT THE HELL," he screamed. Natsu was beyond confused. He was just standing on the roof for crying out load... Who could ever expect something like that to happen?
'This is messed up, I better head to the guild to ask them what's going on.' Natsu was deep in thought, for once. He couldn't wrap his mind around what's going on. Everything is so strange. 'What is happening to me... since when could dragons stand upside down... am I sick... I did have funny dreams last night... maybe It's because I didn't have breakfast... or dinner.'
Natsu was so busy 'thinking' that he didn't realize where he was walking to. His TRAIN of thought was interrupted by a loud whistling sound... A train.
'Why of all places would I be at a train station?' he wondered. It was then when he realized, he wasn't getting sick. 'Okay, something is seriously wrong.'
Let us just say Natsu got curious... I little too curious. Being the idiot that Natsu is, he boarded the train. He was expecting pain. He was expecting torment. He was expecting to book it to the window and up chuck his stomach acids. Spoiler Alert, It never happened. He just stood there, even when the train started to move. By now, Natsu would have been shouting in excitement screaming that "He finally beat the train," but this was too confusing of a moment to get his brain to process all the information.
"This is fucked up," Natsu whispers to... no one. "Well I guess there's no getting off now, might as well just ride it out. I got nothing better to do."
Natsu found an empty seat but noticed that there was a box of tissue there. Natsu simple picked up the box with his right hand and dropped it on the table. He started to get comfortable. He laid down on his back and moved his hands to support the back of his head like a pillow. When he laid on his 'Hand pillow' it was very hard and painful.
"What the hell," Natsu took one look at his hand a found out what the problem was. Remember how he dropped the tissue box earlier? He didn't. It was still somehow in his hand, and it was stuck. He started shaking and trashing his hand, to get rid of the disposable tissues. 'Just... let... go...' Natsu was getting frustrated. "FUCK THIS," and in a matter of seconds, he burned the tissue box until it was nothing but dust.
"This just keeps on getting worse..."
*Attention all passengers, we are now boarding Crocus Station*
"Wow, to imagine I was still tired after last night," Natsu contemplated, "Must have been from all the stupid nightmares."
Natsu was now in Crocus, the big city. Ever since the 7-year time skip, the world has changed drastically. Even with Magnolia buildings (Which are the size of skyscrapers, Imagine a smaller scaled New York,), The buildings in Crocus made those apartments look like lego pieces. Everything was big, even the people.
"Who was the guy that invented the hamburger? As tasty as they are... They're making people the size of a bean bag chair." said the ripped pyromaniac.
Natsu was just sight seeing, staring at the new Crocus. Every building was new, built after the dragon invasion. I was loud. A lot of honking and swear words were being shot across the street.
'So what should I do...' Natsu thought to himself.
"HELP, THAT GUY STOLE MY PURSE!"
"I guess it's time to kick some butt,"Now Natsu was happy. Natsu started to run after the guy, but with all the people and noise, it was hard to keep an eye on him. 'If only I had a different view point,' Natsu thought. It was then Natsu noticed the building wall. he wasn't sure if it was because of the new traits, but Natsu could have sworn his intelligence improved. 'Perfect, I'll just climb to the top of the building and chase him from there.'
Natsu ran up to the wall and stated to feel it out, 'How did I do that again,' he thought. Natsu tried to stick to the wall and eventually got it. 'Perfect'
Natsu started to climb the wall, almost like he did it every day. Once he got to the top he ran. When he started jumping, he realized could jump higher much easier. 'This just got even better,' his victory was short lived however once he ran out of a building, and the closest one was over 20 meters away. "Great," he spoke sarcastically.
Natsu then did the only thing he could. He decided to bite the bullet and perform the leap of faith. With all his might, Natsu jumped up high, reaching out for the building. Spoiler Alert, he didn't make it. However just as he began to fall, he shot a line of webbing from his hand and latched onto the build. with his falling momentum, he swung into a clothesline.
"What the fu..." Natsu was cut off when he slammed into something. Natsu could barely see what happened. For some reason, when he hit the clothing line, a black and red ninja mask covered his face. Only the eyes were visible. Positioning the mask so he could see what he hit, he was surprised to see the robber he was chasing. People started to gather around, whispering about what they just witnessed.
"Hey, isn't that Joe... The guy who's be robbing people of there money for the last week?"
"Now that you mentioned it, that is Joe."
"Who's the guy who took him out?"
"What's with the mask?"
"This guy just shot webs out of his hands, and kicked that guy in the face... what is he? Some sort of Spider human?"
Natsu heard all of these comments due to his sensitive hearing. While all the comments explained a lot of things, they also confused him too. That last comment, however, has what interested him the most.
'Spider human... what does that mean?' he thought.
"HEY YOU GOT HIM," Natsu caught sight of the owner of the voice who turned out to be the same lady from earlier. The one who got mugged.
"Uhhh... I guess I did," spoke Natsu with a hint of nervousness in is voice while scratching the back of his head.
"Excuses me, sir, I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the name of my hero?" the kind lady asked.
"Umm... My name is... My name issss..." Nastu stuttered. Natsu was very feared for his destructive nature, and plenty of people avoided him because of that. He didn't want to freak people out knowing the infamous 'Salamander' was right in front of them. He also didn't want the master to know he went to Crocus and took out a mugger. He wasn't supposed to do any work what so ever. Natsu looked around and noticed the anticipation in the crowd's eyes. They all wanted to know.
Natsu decided to bite the bullet and spoke of the first name that came to mind.
"My name is... SpiderMan..."
End of Chapter 1...
Annnd Cut... How did I do? Did you like it? Hate it? Let me know in the comments... Hopefully, this gains enough hype for chapter 2, I really wanna continue this series.
BTW sorry for the false update... it's just that the grammar and spelling errors weren't fixing... I'm hoping to get the next chapter out by Thursday...
Anyways good night everyone,
This is Crosheo, Signing off...