55Merry New Year BITCHHHHHHHHS... wait that was over 5 months ago...-_-
Sorry for the wait... Tbh this story is just a pass time for me... not my priority over school and work
I'm currently on a writers block for the 6th (formerly the 5th) chapter of the main story...
Keep in mind, THIS IS NOT AN OMAKE! Everything in this chapter is canon (to my story), it's just the fact that this chapter is New Year exclusive.
I'm planning on doing a lot of writing (Hopefully, I don't get lazy)... I'm hoping for chapter 6 to have 6k words... that is my goal.
Alright, enough chit-chat... Onto the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy tail and/or Marvel.
Summary: Natsu wanted to get stronger and now he's gotten a major boost. Becoming Spiderman was known to bring many things, but the dawning of a new age of heroes was never in the Avengers initiative! (PS Avenger's don't exist... Yet)
Chapter 5: New Year Special
"Merry Christmas Brats!" Screamed a drunk Makarov across the guild hall.
"Master... Christmas was last week..."
"Really?" He asked. Makarov pause before raising his mug of precious alcohol, "Happy Hanukkah!"
"..."
"Master... I think you need to stop," Spoke the sweet and loving voice of Mirajane. She was realllllyy happy, A new year meant a new start (kinda), and this year was the first time she would celebrate it with her sister, Lisanna after her supposed death. Hopefully a full year with her sister without ANY time stops or animas.
"Hey Gramps, I need to talk to you about the thing," Natsu said. He just got back from another "mission" and had to talk about the details with Makarov.
"Very well, I'm right behind you Natsu..." Makarov pushed off the counter and fell on his face. After straightening himself out, he met up with Natsu at the door.
They walked, or in Makarovs case stumbled, out of fairy tail and down towards the lake. After finding a hidden staircase on the side of the cliff they entered the Spider Cave's main entrance. The doorway was covered by a magic barrier, making it look like a piece of solid rock. Despite the fact that Natus knew it was an illusion, he felt like one day he would walk straight into a wall and break his nose. Descending the spiraling staircase, Natsu caught sight of Mavis. She was currently there waiting for both of them to join her in the lounge.
Mavis was currently sipping from a china mug filled with green tea. Despite the fact that she was basically a spirit, her body was caught between life and death. Meaning she is still able to drink and eat, yet she never gets hungry or even needs the food. "Good evening Natsu, Third. How are you both doing?" She asked.
"I'm doing good, but those spider's make you sore real quick." Ignoring Natsu's current grammar fail, Mavis nodded. She was not a fan of spiders, she hated them with a passion. All life is precious in her opinion, but that doesn't mean she has to kiss every living thing in sight. Quite ironic how she hates spiders.
"Ya... I hate spiders!" she said.
"Now calm down First Master, it's our duty..."
"Haha... Duty" Natsu childishly interrupted.
"Sorry Natsu, did you say you wanted that?" Makarov slurred. Natsu may have a body temperature higher than normal, but even he can sweat himself to death. Makarov might be quite forgiving, but when he was drunk, he could get pissed at just about anything.
"Carry on,"
"As I was saying it is our duty..."
"Hehe," Mavis giggled.
"SCREW YOU TWO!" Makarov shouted before storming out of the cave with a tea biscuit in his hand. As he left, Natsu and Mavis shot each other a knowing glance.
"Thank god we got him to break before he went on about responsibility, I swear gramps needs to let loose," Natsu sighed in relief. Makarov could speak for hours about responsibility if he really wanted to.
"If he heard you say that, he would probably make a sex joke," Mavis giggled.
"Just because a man's... thing... could be short doesn't mean it doesn't stick to the inside of your legs," he exclaimed with a slight blush. While Natsu might be adult, the topics about "18+ activities" never stuck well with him. ( ;} ) Natsu grew up around a giant fire-breathing dragon, one who took a lot of pride in dragon kind. Because of this, Natsu and Igneel never understood much about the human body. Natsu, to this day, still has trouble pronouncing the word "penis."
Let's not get into detail about all the other human "goodies."
"Not like you have to worry about sizes. You're more gifted than anyone I've ever seen." Mavis commented, covering a perverted smile with her left hand. Natsu was so red, he looked like a carbon copy of his father. " You know... if I ever get a physical body, maybe we could spend the night toget-."
"MAVIS!"
"Don't worry Natsu... I'm just kidding." Natsu felt very uneasy about the way she said it. "Why are you worrying so much, lighten up like you were on Christmas..."
Now that gave Natsu a dramatic flashback.
December 25th, 8:00 pm...
"Alright you brats, it's time to exchange all your gifts," Makarov screamed into the mic. Just as he finished, Natsu barged through the door just after getting out of his spider uniform, and into his classic one-armed jacket.
'Man, I just got my gift in time. I hope I don't make this a habit.' He thought. After taking a few deep breaths, Natsu went searching for his target. After a few minutes, Natsu found his recipient, Mirajane. Walking over to her Natsu wasted no time with his greeting and just straight up shoved his gift into her face. In his hand was a small velvet box.
"Merry Christmas Mira," he claimed. Mira just gave him a soft smile before taking the box from his hand.
"Thank you very much, Natsu." Opening the box Mira found a blue sapphire necklace in the shape of a heart. Added to the sapphire were two devil horns and a devil tail. The chain and additions to the necklace were all 24k white gold. Mira looked like she was about to burst into tears. "Oh my god Natsu! It's so beautiful, it probably cost you a fortune!"
"Welllll..." he replied nervously while scratching the back of his neck.
Flashback inside the flashback
"Are you sure about this?" Natsu asked while dressed in his Spiderman outfit.
"Yes Spiderman, you saved my life. I would feel awful if you didn't accept one my masterpieces as a token of my appreciation." spoke an older woman, maybe in her late 70s - early 80s.
"Well if you insist..." he spoke. He soon left the shop with a free sapphire devil necklace.
End Flashback
"... A person never tells someone how much the gift they bought them costs." Natsu replied, sweat dropping. 'To be honest, I did see the price tag on that thing. I didn't know prices like that were legal on such tiny rocks.'
"Here's your gift Natsu," Mira shouted while shoving a gift in his face. It looked like a simple gift card. Natsu looked at it carefully and read over the info. Once he finished, Natsu was drooling Pacific oceans of saliva.
"1 Million Jewels to Policelli's Steakhouse! Mira, you're the best!" Natsu shouted with tears of joy while giving Mira a massive 'Dragon' hug.
"Glad you liked it Natsu," Mira whispered with a slight blush.
After their encounter, they split up for a bit. 5 minutes later Natsu saw Alzack walking up to him. Before he could ask anything Alzack gave him a small gift.
"Merry Christmas Natsu, I hope you're having a great holiday. Asuka was also hoping you'd play with her," he spoke with a smile. Natsu just stared at the tiny box before opening it. Inside the box was a very nice Italian silver bracelet. "That bracelet can actually absorb your fire magic. Sorry to say all it does is glow the magics respective colour."
"What's this for Alzack?" Natsu asked while showing him the bracelet. Alzack put on a look of confused.
"Natsu... I'm your secret Santa... get it?" Alzack asked while holding up a slip of paper with his name on it. The slip was clearly a fairy tail secret Santa ticket. Natsu spent a few seconds pondering before it hit him.
'If Alzack was my secret Santa than that means...' All Natsu could do was grin. Out of the corner of his peripheral vision, he could see Mirajane carrying mugs of eggnog on a wooden tray ready to party.'I will never understand women.'
"Ya, I hear you Alzack, thanks for the gift," Natsu replied with his famous dragon grin.
"Uncle Natsu-sama!" Shout a very happy Asuka. Natsu probably gave the most violently safe piggy back ride possible. They sang into the night, prolonging their inevitable doom of all drinkers... Hangovers!
Present time...
"That... was a good Christmas," Natsu stated while staring off into the distance. It was probably one of his favourite Christmas' of all time.
"That's good to know Natsu, and I hate to say this... but looks like crime never rests." Stated Mavis walking back to behind the computer.
"Palle Madre Merda!" Natsu screamed while changing back into his uniform.
"Sometimes I feel like I put up with too much bullshit..." He whispered before leaving the cave.
Town Square
"Are you sure it's here? There's no on-" Natsu was interrupted before he could finish.
"SURPRISE!" Screamed practically the whole town. Natsu staggered back a few steps, he was so confused. However, it didn't take too long to figure it out.
'This whole thing was a setup,' Natsu mentally cursed.
"Dear Spiderman, you are one of the many pride and joys of our humble city. We wanted to thank you for all your kindness and bravery, so we were able to get a hold of the fairy tail guild master who said he could contact you. Thank you for joining our New Years celebration," Spoke the mayor. Natsu knew Makarov had planned this. He shot a deadly glare at Makarov who was in front of all the guild members. Of course... he couldn't see it.
'OOooooooo... that little midget mother fu-' Natsu's thoughts were overpowered by the cheers of the city. Natsu decided to walk straight over to Makarov. "You knew this would piss me off... didn't you" he whispered.
"I thought you loved to party?" he whispered back.
"Ya... I do, but I don't want to meet so many people in this suit," he whispered back, "How am I gonna eat without taking off my mask?"
"Just lift the bottom half of your mask..."
"... and if others recognize my voice?" Normally Natsu wouldn't have to worry about this because the suit automatically had a voice modifier installed if he needed to communicate to the public. It was a modification built into the mic that allowed him to speak to Mavis.
"I don't know... just deepen your voice or something..." Makarov replied.
"Well, well, well... if it isn't the web-slinging hero," behind Natsu and Makarov came the older lady that gave Natsu the necklace for Mira. After getting a little closer she whispered in his ear, "I never knew you had super powers... Natsu."
Natsu had a major panic, so was Makarov. 'HOW DID SHE KNOW!' they both thought simultaneously. They both could tell she knew and wasn't guessing.
"How did you know," Natsu replied while making his voice go super deep, to the point it didn't sound natural. (Imagine Batman's voice [from the movies] but more smooth)
"Don't recognized me Spidey... I never thought you would forget about little ol' me," the lady spoke, crossing her arms under her chest while shifting her weight onto one hip. For some reason, Natsu thought he recognize the playful nature, but not before almost throwing up. Seriously, she was like 81 years old, yet acts like she's 26 or someth-... Natsu deadpanned.
'Cross-dresser?' He thought, "Don't worry Makarov, he won't reveal our secret." Natsu decided to test the waters. If he was right, he was sure she would yell at h-...
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! I'M A GIRL!" She half screamed - half whispered.
"Yep... it's you Ultear..." Natsu deadpanned.
"Councilor Milkovich?" Makarov asked. Ultear just simply nodded.
"You didn't answer my question Ultear... How did you know?" Natsu repeated.
"Simple. I was walking around the town square and I saw Mira out of the comer of my eye. When I approached her, I noticed the little devil sapphire necklace that I created around her neck. When I asked her how she got it, she simply replied with your name..." Natsu would have Fire Dragon Pimp Slapped himself in the face for not seeing this coming. Such a simple way to fuck up.
"Wow, Natsu... that's realllllyyyy pathetic," replied Makarov, sweat dropping at his guild member.
"Jeez... I'm sorry okay, but please Ultear, don't tell anyone" Natsu begged. Ultear adopted a thought full look before replying.
"I will keep it a secret, on one condition..." OOOOoooooo Natsu was sooooo screwed. "There's a relic called "Chronos's Dial." It's a device with the ability to change anyone's age, but it can only be used on the same person once. I want to fight along side my daughter again, but in order to do so, I need that device."
Natsu couldn't help but ask about this relic, clearly interested. "Soooo... where is this relic, is it in a hidden temple or an underwater cavern?!" He was hoping for the chance to go on an adventure.
"Even better... it's in the clover town museum." Ultear replied. Natsu and Makarov face faulted at the irony.
"Are you kidding me! That's so lame, and how come they're keeping a powerful device like that, in a museum that anyone could get into?" Natsu questioned.
"Simple... the device can only be activated by Arc of Time magic."
"I'm getting real tired of your "Simple's" Milkovich" Makarov replied. Natsu nodded his head in agreement while Ultear just gained a tick mark.
"You wouldn't understand detailed explanations," Ultear shot back. Even as an old lady, she could still bite. Not even going to comment on her dentures.
"HEY!" Natsu retorted.
"Guys please, let's not fight. We are here to party and that's what I plan to do," Makarov interrupted before walking away. After a heated argument, Natsu and Ultear agreed to meet in clover town in about a week.
"So..." Spiderman was in the most awkward situation. In front of him currently was Gray, Lucy, Erza, Happy, Gajeel, Wendy, and Carla.
"Thanks for hanging me by my underwear last time," Gray replied with the snarky comment.
"And I would do it again," Spiderman replied. Natsu might love Gray like a brother (though he would never admit it) but that doesn't mean he wanted to be around him right now. He's currently Spiderman, not Natsu. Any fighting between them might cause a slip-up and his identity would be revealed.
"So ManSpider, how are you doing this evening?" Asked Erza, currently eating a piece of strawberry cheesecake.
'Why does she say Manspider? I guess it's better than Spidey..." Natsu deadpanned, but because of the mask, no one could tell. "I'm having a lovely evening. Nothing better than getting tricked by an old fool." Natsu was looking straight at Makarov, unleashing strong amounts of killing intent. Despite the fact that Makarov wasn't facing him, he could still see the cold sweat dripping from the back of his neck.
"Glad to know you and our Master are on such good terms," Erza replied. Erza didn't know what it was, but for some reason, she felt like something was oddly familiar about spiderman. Maybe it was because he was giving off a vibe she felt familiar with. 'Why does it seem so much like... Gray's?'
Right once Erza thought that Spiderman tensed up. Everyone just raised an eyebrow at the fact that he snapped rigged. Natsu's mind, however, was going haywire, 'Why did I just had an urge to commit suicide?' Natsu panicked.
Wendy's medical side immediately surfaced."Is everything alright, Spider-san," she asked. Spiderman and the gang were instantly hit with a sense of happiness. Wendy was just too sweet for her own good.
'She's so kawaii!' Everyone thought simultaneously.
After a while of warming up, 'Natsu' and the gang were having full blown conversations. He had to admit it was fun. Even if they were insulting him 'behind his back' in some of the stories they shared. Across the road, Makarov couldn't help but smile. No matter how many times the children fought or insulted one another, they were family. They were his children, and as being the 'father' of the guild, he would make sure that no one would feel left out.
'I know that your new life has it's new responsibilities, Natsu, but you can't push away your friends. I won't let you,' He thought as the party continued. The whole town was in celebration, laughing and dancing. 'Maybe with Natsu's new responsibilities, He will finally hold back one his jobs,' he rejoiced. However, fate has a funny sense of humor because eventually, the crowd was exposed to a Fairy Tail guild brawl, started by a drunk Elfman throwing Gajeel threw a car. Soon the streets were full of wizards beating the shit out of each other. Even some of the more intoxicated pedestrians joined the brawl.
Despite the fact that 'Natsu' didn't join in, the whole down was getting turned inside out. All Makarov could do was watch the streets in horror as he could tell he was going to be billed a hefty fine for all the destruction. Tears streamed from his eyes.
"Of course, even with Natsu out of the way, the whole guild is a problem," he sobbed. Looking up to the heavens he shouted at the top of his lungs with an abnormally large head, "WHEN THE HELL AM I GOING TO RETIRE!"
Annnd Cut... How did I do? Did you like it? Hate it? Let me know in the comments...
I thank everyone who's gotten this far in the story... it means a lot to me. Be sure to follow and favourite.
I know that this chapter was long over do, but I had major trouble with ending this one. In my personal opinion, the ending was quite weak and I will be willing to add more to it in the future if I get any better ideas.
ASIDE FROM THAT WE FINALLY GOT AN NEW LOOK AT THE NEXT (AND FIRST) MAJOR ARC OF THE STORY! YA :D We even got a bit of NaMi in the chapter which I liked tbh.
I hope that I'm not too busy within the next week (I still have like 5 projects to complete) because I GOT AN NEW STORY FOR ALL OF YOU! The prologue won't be too long (Only like 1k-2k) but I will be sure to lengthen the chapters as time goes on.
Anyways, I hope you at least weren't too disappointed by this chapter, I can't write worth shit...
That's all for now. But I'll be sure to return, Promise.
This is Crosheo, Signing off...