I haven't updated in awhile! Sorry! But, I'm back~!

NM: (Evil grinning)

Ed: Why...just why…

NM: Because I can

Original story belongs to iTorchic! This is an edited version! Adopted story!

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I have no clue what happened, but now I'm running for my life from a mob of people dressed up like me, my friends, my brother, and other things I don't know. If I could go back in time and tell myself this would happen, I'd end up in an insane asylum. Well, after I showed my automail, there was a spree of people jumping up on stage...

"IT'S THE REAL EDWARD ELRIC!" A girl screamed and my face paled as instantly, over 20 girls were up on stage, with more trying to pull themselves on and they were running straight at me.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed and almost all of the attacking girls had jumped up and launched up into the air and ready to dive on me, but I took a running start towards them and while they were still in the air I slid across the floor and escaped. It didn't help that there was hundreds of people after me now and I had no idea where I was going, but I didn't care. I had to run, or be mauled.

So now I'm running through a huge open building that is filled with people and booths and most of the people are in costumes. Great. And since a lot of people are...tall...I have no idea where the hell I'm going. This is worse than the military. WAY WORSE! Wait...A DOOR!

"FREEDOM!" I yelled and dove through the door and shut it behind me and stood up against it, trying to keep it shut. It was then that I saw dozens of people staring at me. Crap, I ran into a room filled with more people dressed up in amestris military gear except: there was a small stage with a desk and three people sitting up there with microphones. Two males, one female and they seemed to have amused faces.

"Are you okay?" The blonde haired guy with the microphone asked with an amused tone in his voice.

"If okay is being chased around this entire building by hundreds of people in costumes trying to jump on me okay, then yes. I'm okay." I retorted and the dark haired man stifled a laugh.

"Who are you?" The girl asked.

"I'm Edward Elric." I replied and the three were unfazed.

"Edward Elric is a character in anime. You can't be Edward. I do his voice on the show." The blonde haired man said and I smirked.

"Oh really? Well I just had to put up through hell by seeing my bastard of a father when going through the gate. I know I'm the actual Edward Elric and I'll be glad to prove it." I retorted and the blonde man smiled.

"Then come on up." He said but I didn't budge.

"If you lock the door. If I move then all of those people will storm in here and try to jump on me again."

"Fine, we'll lock the doors." The man replied and one of the apparent staff members locked the door and I walked up to the stage where the blonde man stood up and I looked up at him angrily.

"Yes, I know not to call you the 's' word." The man laughed. "I'm Vic Mignogna."

"Nice to meet you." I grumbled and the dark man smirked. "Who are they?"

"I'm Caitlin. I'm Winry's voice actress." The girl said and my face got a little warm and she giggled a little bit. I looked to the next man and he smirked,

"I'm Travis. I play Roy Mustang." he said. His voice did sound sorta like the Colonel's.

"Colonel Bastard?" I asked and Vic laughed.

"Yes. Okay, so may I see your state alchemist watch please?" I eyed Vic and pulled and pulled out the watch. I was surprised to still hear it ticking... and damn! I got some of Envy's blood on it! I'll have to clean it off later. Vic carefully took the watch from me and eyed it.

"May I open it?"

"Sure, if it will prove that I'm me." I replied and he tried to get it open but it got jammed and I chuckled.

"If there is an 'anime' series about me, even though I don't know what an anime is, you should know how to open the watch." I said and Vic looked up at me. Within a minute, he had gotten it open and was staring at the carving.

"Exactly like in the show." He murmured and I smirked.

"I'm guessing you'll want to see automail too?" I asked and he nodded and I took off my red jacket, which was a little torn I might add, and rolled up my black sleeve.

"So it's completely metal?" Caitlin asked.

"It is actual automail, and the actual Winry will kill me when she sees I stained it again." I sighed when I saw the tint of red on the arm.

"Can we see the port?" Vic asked and I nodded and unbuttoned my shirt down far enough so I could reveal my right shoulder and Vic looked out it.

"So it is your actual arm." He said. "Left leg too?"

"Yes." I replied as I buttoned my shirt back up and rolled up my pants leg showing my left leg then I rolled it back down. "I have some pictures from amestris if you want to see them." I dug in my pocket and pulled out my old wallet, which was still filled with bills, and pulled out some photos of when Al and I were kids.

"And these are real too." Travis said, looking at the photos.

"Told you." I said with a smirk and put the photos away. "I'm not like Hughes who would always wave pictures of his daughter in your face. I got paper cuts on my face from that." I said with a sigh and the three laughed. I had begun to forget that there was about fifty people watching us, but they were smiling nicely and not tackling me like the others had tried to do so, I was appreciative.

"So how did you even get here Edward? I thought you lived in 1914." Caitlin asked and my face paled.

"What year is it?" I asked meekly and Caitlin's smile dropped,

"It's 2009, Edward." she said and I felt like I was shot in the head.

"Damn that gate had me in there for awhile." I sighed.

"So you were in the gate?" Vic asked. He had sat back down and there was a chair behind me now. I sat down and sighed.

"Well, I had found out Dante was controlling the homunculi. Al and I went down into an old underground ballroom and we saw Rose in a gown." I said and Vic nodded.

"Yeah, that was in the show." He said and I looked at him before continuing my story.

"So I ended up fighting Envy. My last battle and I lost. There was a sword stabbed through my chest and I was lying on the ground, bleeding. The last thing I saw was Al holding my head up and I told him not to bring me back and then everything went white. I ended up at the gate again, but Truth offered me a deal." Vic's eyebrows raised and I figured that this was something new to him, but I continued. "He said I could either go to be with my mother, or I could get Al's body back by becoming part of the gate." I could hear quiet sobs from the people in the audience and some of them held silver things with a lens and they seemed to have a red light on them that was shining. "I decided to get back Al's body back and I actually got to see him awake in his body with Hawkeye helping him, before I was sent into the gate." There was silence in the room, except for little muffled sobbing.

"So that's what actually happened?" Vic asked gently and I nodded. I couldn't cry. There was no way in hell I would cry in front of all of these people!

"You know, there's a different ending here." Vic said and I looked up at him.

"What's your version of the end?" I asked and he smiled gently.

"Well, Alphonse manages to get you back before you die because of the philosopher's stone in his armor and he eventually ends up back in his body, but has no memories after the transmutation from when you were kids. You ended up in the parallel world, which you are in right now, but during the Second World War." He explained. Edward didn't understand most of it, but he nodded.

"Perhaps you can hang out with us for awhile. It gets crazy out there sometimes." Caitlin said with a smile and I smiled back.

"Sure. " I replied and Travis smirked.

"So we actually have the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD TINIER THAN A SINGLE ATOM?!" I screamed and the audience erupted into cheers. I looked and Caitlin and Vic were laughing while Travis was smirking.

"What?!" I asked angrily and Vic calmed down a little.

"Well, these are mostly all of your fans. They seem to love it when you get into a short rant. I know because I would always have to do it for them in your voice." He explained, chuckling every once in awhile. I smirked and thought about it for a little bit.

"So, we have the exact same voice?"

"Apparently we do." Vic laughed and I smirked.

"I have an idea..."

Nice, right? Some editing here and there...and there we go~!

Ed: Not too bad

NM: I know that I haven't updated in a few days, sorry! I've been busy…

Ed: So, voice actors? Interesting…

NM: (Smirks)

I hope that I didn't screw anything up! I tried to fix all the typos or confusing sentences...so yeah...

See you next time!