James: Hey there I'm James Potter, I'm 17, head boy and Quiditch captain. By my friends I'm known as Prongs No1 most handsome Hogwarts bachelor...
Sirius: No you're not the most handsome I am. My name is Sirius Lee Black ladies. To my friends though I'm Padfoot and Prongsie is hopelessy in luuuuuurve with-Ouch prongs that hurt
James: yeah well I don't need you spouting of my love life
Remus: Guys shut up your giving me a migraine, sorry these idiots just don't shut it I'm Remus or Moony and a werewolf *Lovely isn't it just what every wizard or normal person want to be*
Peter: I'm Peter or Wormtail and OUCH Padfoot
Sirius: Sorry Wormtail didn't see you there anyway James Evans alert and she looks pissed.
James: Shit * dives behind armchair in the common room*
Lily: Hi guys and girls, I'm Lily head girl and incredibly pissed off at our *dearest* head boy
Remus: Hey Lily quite a bruise you have there
Lily: I know courstesy of you good friend where is he?
Remus: Behind Sirius' armchair
Lily: Thanks Remus
James: Soo Evans what can I do for you?
Lily: *Tosses a ball to him* Hmmmmm maybe explain why you threw cricket ball at me and it hit me on the head.
James: Hey Lily dear nice bruise *catches the ball*
Lily: Don't you Lily dear me you show know better than to throw a cricket ball at my head.
James: It wasn't aimed at you it was aimed at Snivellus
Peter oooh this looks good Hey everyone Head boy and girl fight
Remus: I'll keep score lets see Lily 1 James 1 only cus I feel sorry for him about what's coming
James: Lily ouch that stings like a...#
Lily: Don;t dare finish that sentence ion front first years and also the answer is No I will not go out with you
Remus: Lily 3 for being so scary James 2 because he did so well bearing that slap.