HEEEEEEEEEEEY

Junglestar casually padded into the warrior's den, "Hello commoners, I have come to see how you live your lowly lives."

Suddenly, a dark flash flew past the leader, and she leaped three feet in the air and clung to the ceiling.

"AAAAAAAHH! WHY IS THERE A BAT IN HERE!?"

Tinyflash shrugged, "It just flew in."

"GET. IT. OUT." The black she-cat screeched.

A tiny black warrior gently plucked the mammal out of the air, "I like it." Darkshadow swaddled the bat in a fluffy pink blanket and held it up to Junglestar. "C'mon, you know he's cute."
"AAAAAAHHHH!"

Meanwhile in Starclan…

Oakheart was admiring his reflection in a small pond when a noise from the clans drew his attention.

"ADIOS BATSY!"

"JUNGLESTAR NO!"

In a whirlwind of black fur and leather, something small smacked the former Riverclan deputy in the face. After a moment, the brown tom regained his composure and picked up a stick from the beach. He gave the bundle on the ground a few gentle prods.

Suddenly, the thing began to move. It flopped around listlessly for a moment before flapping up into the air.

Oakheart grabbed the animal in one swift motion and began to inspect it.

"What are you?"

"That's a bat, Oakheart," said Leopardstar, popping up from behind some bushes.

Oakheart gave the bat a once over, "A bat? Well, I guess he's kind of… cute."

"They also carry rabies."

"UGH! EEEWWWW!" Oakheart gave a girlish shriek before punting the small creature back down to the clans.

"Yay, you're back!" came an excited shout from below.

"STARCLAN WHY!"