LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALLLLLLL...CRAP WRONG SHOW STILL!
ANY WAY LAST TIME ON SIMON SHI DAMON THE GAMER!
HAVING DIED AND GONE TO ANOTHER WORLD THAT IS ACTUALLY A VIDEO GAME, BY THE 3 GODDESS OF CREATION, HE ASKS A FEW QUESTIONS TO HIMSELF DURRING FIGHTING MONSTERS, AS WELL AS GETTING WHAT HE NEEDS DONW FOR THE TEST TO BE A GENNING!
So for a shout out!
Its time for a simons corner
in this letter form a cool guy names Fanfictheory
You got great ideas buddy, maybe you should make a fem sasuke and have your OC punish her for being emo? Or make hom a sidekick I'm fine either way.
The answer is I can and I have thought about it, and I will say for certain right now, I can not do more then 5 girls, cause even I get swept away that is the mind of myself that is the craziness of my ideas hahaha, But sure why not!
Questions concerning my mental state have been asked, privately, and I have to say im perfectly fine its you guys that are crazy, so but what, normal is overrated anyway, id be crazy then normal any day!
Now for my own question...
drum roll
should I have him kill off certain people, yes or no, here is the list.
fem orochi...makes his goddess look bad and has to play the religious part of worshiping her
mizuki...i just hate that asshole so I might just do it for SNG'S
iruka...just know he is not as nice as he seams in cannon show trust me I read his back story in the menga.
Kiba...hinata is simon's sex slave no one else will touch and he has a habit of sexual harassment border line rape attempts on women especially cannon hinata.
I will let you decide, just know, if its 2,3, or 4 they will die soon as possible in a most horrible way!
Now for the next chapter of simon "shi" damon gamer
The Cow goes BARK!
Chapter 2
The Cow goes BARK!
{bet you thought I was kidding didn't you}
'ding'
you have rested in your bed hp/cp full healed!
Mumbles to himself slowly waking up "thank you shini-chan" before laying right the fuck back down and grabbing two different pair of breasts before remembering 'oh yeah 3 way with hinata and naruko last night!' and there it was, his arch enemy morning wood! Well time to use it, picking by meany mini mo, I know childish but hey morning wood hurts when you have to sexy naked, and willing sex slaves waiting for a wake up of epic proportions. He landed on naruko, so rolling on to her, and sticking it in he begins the process of reliving his morning wood.
The very loud scream of surprise form her was hilarious, and it even woke up hinata, with a major cute pout.
Hinata: master you could of done me!
Naruko can not talk right now getting pounded into blissful nothingness.
Simon: well I did do the meany mini mo game and naruko won it.
Speeding up now really hammering in her I pull hinata by her hair as she tries to leave the bed in a major pout, forcing her to kiss me, to make her happy. 'women can not live with them cannot do one with out the other getting jelly' I say to myself shaking my head after the kiss witch made her start a another 3 way.
'ding'
oh whats this a notice already what could this be, as I cream pie naruko now looking at it.
Hidden Quest completed
Practice makes perfect, continuous sex after waking up
Reward: Special sphere red, summon sphere of Ifrit!
OOOOOOOh kay I just cream pies naruko again after immanently cream pieing her, she was surprised by that but damn is it awesome to have goddesses to have my back I think yami is getting jelly of hinata and naruko.
The fucking ability to summon Ifrit form FF7 in naruto world hell yeah!
Jaw dropped at the cost, and holy shit, well he is a boss and I think I can only summon him anyway so I need to work, seals I have in mind to the rescue. Fuck I just remembered I have resistance seals on and im plowing hinata now after getting finished with naruko. Oh well training a different way go team!
After the 3 way witch was 2 hours long, damn I feel awesome, they also notice how hard it is to move, told them I added some training tot hem, resistance seals for them, and gravity and resistance seals for me, both medium grade, witch means, they are getting 4 times the work out if they had a normal seal on for training, they love me so much. They did not want the gravity seal just yet either so I was right on not getting them to have it.
Simon: hey naruko, if we want to be on the same team, I have to be in the top 3 with both of you, the old man will let us be together that way, I have a plan but also, working on getting enough chakra to do a kage bushin, witch when I go in, you come with me, and you will learn it as well, requires ton of chakra, witch is perfect for you, also, your training will sky rocket with it when I show you the special ability of kage bushin.
Naruko: the old man will let us team up if we do that then what are we waiting for?
Hinata: naruko-chan, you are dead last in place right now we all have to be top three, so I will help you with book smarts, we will help you master kawarimi and you already mastered henge right, when you get the kage bushin we will work with you on it kay?
Simon: YEAH US TOGETHER, NO ONE LEFT BEHIND NO ONE SURRENDERS, AND NO ONE QUITS! If our people do not do their jobs we kill them ourselves!
Hinata: no master we can not kill our people if they are doing their jobs we would get in trouble.
Naruko: sometimes you frighten me master, were did that come form?
Simon: this is a village of hypocrites, they praise dead people but still dishonor him by action against my naruko, they belittle and humiliate my hinata when she was younger for her kind and caring nature only we two see, with me and naruko. They call me demon to my face and throw things at me. This is a village of shit and diseased vermin. There is one more I will find to talk to and that is dango-chan, I have seen what they do to her and the names they call her, we must help her, we will show her that she isn't alone, and if they try to stop us, we will show them our POWER!
Oddly enough hinata and naruko was standing and clapping in total agreement. Go figure, I just wanted to cause trouble anyway, joy, time for training but first, a new seal I just thought of! While I get them to sit back down I grab my ink and motion for them to come over, both still naked, and my cream falling form their holes, it was great.
Simon: girls ima give you a special seal that will have a number of effects alright, now listen before you talk, it has, the ability to null the monkey marbles of the emo king, and make us invisible to both him and the hyuuga, also keep other seals form being placed on you unless I do it, do you want them, they will be on your lips, like you wear red lip stick, mine will be black thou cause I will use different ink.
They both said yes, and jumped me, another round of sex and then on to do the seals, took 4 hours to do both of them, I am doing mine now, and two hours later I have black lips, and they have red, kissing each other feels awesome im ecstatic, cannot wait to rub it in a hyuuga face.
Training old school at the t-yard at night with hinata and naruko in the old ways is fun and relaxing, I also summoned giant squirrels to fight with in the surprised them. Told them always be on the look out at night never know, I had already told them I killed a bunch earlier as well. They took it well despite being ankle bitten.
The giant boss showed up and we took it down, I didn't level of course but I did not really need to, I let them fight and I offered support in range so we can get some team work down, I saw a anbu leave to report, such good lackeys they are, the old man will be pleased.
Hinata and naruko were pretty tired, after all I only made sure their backs were covered I wanted them to do the fighting to gauge myself against them, I have surpassed them but its only fair, cause I grind my ass off and I have op power. They also knew what I was doing and were fine with it, cause they need combat exp as much as possible. Told them sometimes boars come but tonight was quite, I didn't want to over load them just yet. Oh well new day new game they say.
I went back out when they were asleep and took on the boars with my kenjutsu 4 times, it was over kill, I even did on the 5th time, taijutsu I was right a punch broke the boss, I was laughing,i also spammed my kage kuni the whole time while fighting the minions to level my cp up and eaten between rushes, my level was slow going but I wanted to make sure I could handle level 5.
'ding'
you have leveled up
+100 hp
+200 cp
+25 stat points
+1 feat point
+30 skill points
+30 jutsu points
Well kick ass I got over 1k cp, time to go to the old man tomorrow after I wake up, cause damn im exhausted right now, time to spend points rest with two hot sex slaves.
Got home and fell asleep had a visit form shini-chan in my dreams, she was impressed I was so helpful of my two chosen team mates. She smiles as I told her just because its a game you said it was real to so I want to be respectful of their emotions, and I also asked why I was much darker and care free. She had a very sad look at that and hung her beautiful head, I got a good make out kiss before she told me and had to leave. Turns out I died feeling nothing but poetic justice so I lost all my inhibitions in the after life, but because I still feel emotions just do not care one way or another right now, or ever again apparently form what she said, so I told her it was funner this way and they get more enjoyment form my craziness instead of someone worried on walking on egg shells.
So for point wise I went ahead and did something a bit different. I made my Int and my Will both 65 yay me, and dumped the other 3 points into Luck to make it 11. I also did one more in Kenjutsu because I could only select that or Awareness and I prefer my kenjutsu anyway. Skills I split even between iryojutsu and kuchiyose making them both 15, I want to play with ifrit when I can but damn I have a long way to go to do that.
Waking up and finding im getting sucked off while breakfast is brought to me its almost lunch time as it was we were all tired after last night, I just have to say, they are coming along nicely. Going to the old man, we walked in and we talked a bit about our late night training session. Its coming along swimmingly, I had told him and if we can get her book grades that are worthless in our option we could go ahead and try to graduate when we get her jutsu up to snuff, she needs just a bit of work with kawarimi still, but kage bushin to the rescue on that. We spent a couple hours just chilling and talking, I asked why he seams to be white when I say my last name, he tells me when im genning so I got a quest to unlock my clan doing that, yay me.
TIME SKIP 1 WEEK
I had my sword and outfits form tenten I also put my training on hold to help get hinata and naruko up to snuff, kage bushin was a god send I had got to 100 on fuinjutsu and using it daily, and everything else, got my ninjutsu up to 70 it is a taxing for me at leased jutsu, naruko spams them like fucking candy damn it, and yes I hear no end of it as well when I level ima jump massively in cp, cause I also gained another 5 points each in will and int I am almost scared, to level but hey what can I do. Go to the forest of death for a two week training by myself to "practice my taijutsu style and kenjutsu style to create them on the fly to test them out to see how good I am." got the okay for that with the old man still haven't worn my outfit or use my actual sword I want to be last day of being a academy student on that. I have a few more skill point gain in observe while doing fuinjutsu and helping them with only kuni got a few more in bukijutsu as well, so at leased I improved time for secret dungeon run now. The rules state one run a day I got two weeks so that is 14 runs of this strong dungeon. Hinata has orders for genjutsu training and naruko is with the old man learning fuinjutsu form him, no im not mad or anything, just hes limited on what he can teach her on that being hokage. Favoritism and bull shit, they call it, tell that to the villagers on the emo king. Come to think of it, why is he covered in a genjutsu shell all the time anyway? I will find out later so onwards to the epic runs!
TIME SKIP 2 WEEKS!
{haha bet you thought I was gonna actually work huh well just overview for now cause im so evil!}
Complete and utter bull shit is what that was, I can not leave for two weeks, one boss a day, and no exp or items until I clear it, not even level ups, but fuck did I gain tons of shit in skills.
Fuinjutsu 175 cause I had to use most of my supplies every day to make tags to rest and everything.
Kenjutsu 150 that was just unfair to level that up like that, but damn was it awesome to do, style was made, just like good old sephiroth now.
Taijutsu 125 yep made a style based off juken and medical scalpels in my Iryojutsu witch also leveled up a lot doing that.
Ninjutsu 100 that one didn't really go up a lot due to my low cp pool still but I drained it daily multiple times.
Iryojutsu 65 cause of my taijutsu style, I do not even need the Iryojutsu but still more power never hurt yeah.
Bukijutsu 90 once I got bored, used all my kuni and shrunken, I need more im completely out of them as well as ink and paper.
Observe 100 I maxed that skill out so yay on that, but it was a bitch to do.
Also got meat and things but boss drops was taken form me and held onto until I lasted and cleared the dungeon. Had plenty of meat and skins and herbs, and spider fangs with poison in them I think dango-chan will enjoy those the most once I talk to her.
'ding'
cleared the forest of death secret dungeon run two week max difficulty!
Wait max difficulty holy crap I need to pay more attention!
Reward: clearing the max part of the dungeon has increased your level points gained by double on each boss beaten. Each floor cleared has been doubled as well with reward experience.
Hello nurse I like the sound of that, no pain no gain like shini-chan said but fuck did I nearly die several times!
+12 levels
+2400 hp
+3660 cp
+600 stat points
+6 feat points {max available at one time}
+480 skill points
+100 jutsu points max available at one time}
Well that is interesting a cap on jutsu points and feats, well yeah do not want to be god like at one time yeah? Oh well I can deal with that now time to spend the points an go home shower is calling for me. Now lets see I put 100 points in luck to make it 111, I also rounded Int, Will, Str, Agi, and End to 100 as well put 100 points in Per to make it 153 I feel awesome now. Got 170 left I think I know what ima do with it. 50 in Int, 50 in Will, and 70 in Agi, to round them out so im faster and more agile, and smarter then normal. I had to seriously think about this, cause I did not want to be to over confidant in my stats and lead to humiliation, so I speed and smarts for the win. The feats was easy I only got to add one new one as it was, the rest went into max my kenjutsu and awareness. The feat I unlocked was of course a new fuinjutsu one so yeah it was called, Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami. Name implies it all I have the ability in fuinjutsu to act like a demi deity. With kenjutsu master at max rank im now at 275 with it, and I can sense up to 635 around in all directions too so damn I am feeling it as well. With that done I had to do skill points, heh heh heh I already knew what I wanted. 200 points in kuchiyose making it 215 and the rest of the 280 points I put 100 in genjutsu putting that to 155 100 in ninjutsu to make it 200, 10 in buki to make it 100 and the rest of the 70 I put in iryojutsu to make it 135.
Now for the jutsu it was fun, 100 points to spend maxed out and mastered all my remaining jutsu, the kage kuni/shrunken, shunshin, and kuchiyose. The only thing I did not touch was the kage bushin, witch I will work up later it still helps in leveling my cp for now. Well time to look at my character sheet and see how it looks now. 'Character Sheet'
Character Sheet
Name:Simon Damon
Alias:"Aku no Shi"
Age:16
Deity:Shinigami
Titles: Virgin Slayer II{title adds +100% to seduction of women and or
men if you swing that way}
Level:19 {0/3000}
HP:3100
CP:4800
Stats
Str:100
Agi:170
End:100
Per:135
Int:150
Will:150
Luck:111
Feats
Eidetic Memory
Fuinjutsu Wild Card
Contortionist
Faithful Lackey
Kenjutsu Master V
Luck of Kami's
Fuinjutsu Master
Master of Awareness V
Genjutsu of Fable
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami
Skills
Fuinjutsu:275
Kenjutsu:150
Taijutsu:125
Genjutsu:155
Ninjutsu:200
Iryojutsu:135
Bukijutsu:100
Kuchiyose:215
Observe:100
Effects
Eyesore = {-20% gain to reputation due to your looks}
Fuinjutsu Wild Card = {upgradable in feats, +75% fuinjutsu creation, lets you do
unorthodox use of and creating skills of seals}
Hidden Clan Heir = {heir of a eccentric clan of fuinjutsu masters the Damon Clan
is said that it rivaled the Uzumaki Clan, can be upgraded thru story line
quests}
Faithful Lackey/Hinata Hyuuga = {you saved her life multiple times so she
worships the ground you walk on. Set personality RTN}
Prodigy = {+25% to all skills earned and have, you work hard and you hardly seam
like you do at all, you have the look of a genius about you}
Orphan = {your clan status is hidden and you live on the street or in a run
down condemned apartment}
Gamer Mind = {protects against mental effects, and makes it so you can think
rationally at all times}
Gamer Body = {makes your body to be that in a game were your a main character,
protects against harmful things like limb loss and STD'S}
Contortionist = {+100% to limberness and body movements, use what you can to
make yourself limber and place yourself in hard to hide places with your limberness
to escape notice}
Kenjutsu Master V = {+500% to lvl kenjutsu skill, grants 100 kenjutsu skill
points,hey i got a sword, swing swing chop chop stab stab, yep mastered.}
Luck of Kami's = {+300 luck on drops and special event finds, you are favored by
a kami or a shinigami, maybe even yami, hell might be all three!}
Fuinjutsu Master = {upgraded version of Fuinjutsu Wild Card,+200% in fuinjutsu
creation, lets you use seals you can think of to create in manner of combat
worthiness.}
Master of Awareness V = {works in tandem with per stat, per stat
adds bonus of stat lvl to master of awareness surroundings thus increasing the
range of the sensor skill, basic +500 feet aura of awareness, per bonus
based off stat, total for now 635 feet, also adds understanding hidden meanings
in conversations}
Legendary Ring of Endurance = {+30 End when worn, bow chick a bow wow all night
long and into morning as well!}
Genjutsu of Fable = {+300% to lvl genjutsu, +50 genjutsu skill, also makes the
genjutsu life like were the damage in the genjutsu is relayed out of the
genjutsu,so you think you know insanity, let me tell you the definition of
insanity its doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results}
Summon Sphere of Ifrit = {summon ifrit the fire lord demon, having a materia
form ff7 given to you by probably yami for having a good show of sex.}
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami = {Upgrade of Fuinjutsu Master, +500% in fuinjutsu creation,
will allow you to make any seal you can think of as long as you have the will
power and intelligence to work with the seal.}
Jutsu List
Bushin 50 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a dust clone of
yourself that has no shadow, smell or sound. At lvl 5 you do not need the use
hand signs or verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kawarimi 50 = Kawarimi Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, uses a time
displacement ability to switch between you and a object nearby. Further distance
increases cp usage 10 feet adds 5 cp every 10 feet further, larger objects as
well as people adds more cp usage as well depending on the size and or a
person size is 5 cp and people is 25 cp, lvl 5 means you do not need to use hand
signs or use verbalization, it is completely mastered.
Henge 50 = Henge Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a illusion to cover
your body, thus fulling people around you. Higher lvl henge helps fool higher
lvl people, 5 cp every 30 minuets for use of jutsu, 5 cp more for every 30
minuets added to timer, At lvl 5 you do not need the use hand signs or
verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kage Kuni/Shrunken no bushin 50 = Kuni/Shrunken Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp
usage 40, creates physical copy illusions to pierce enemies with what is used,
higher cp usage makes more copies, and increases power, bukijutsu bonus added to
damage normal jutsu is 75 damage, pumped up is 300 and making A rank use of
skill is 800 damage but cost is very high on cp,C rank 40 cp, B rank 100 cp, A
rank is 500 cp, At lvl 5 full cp cost, lvl 5 do not need hand signs nor use
verbal command to use jutsu.
Shunshin 50 = Shunshin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered,cp usage 25, uses time displacement
at super fast veritable to cover great distances, 25 cp usage for 1000 feet.
Further distance increases cp usage, 200 feet adds 25 cp further distances,
carrying people double cost as well,full cp cost at lvl 5, lvl 5 means you do
not need hand signs nor use verbal command to use jutsu.
Ifrit 50 = Summon Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 500, uses a temporal
displacement to summon Ifrit the fire lord demon form yami's realm, 500 cp cost
to last 10 minuets, additional 500 cp usage for another 10 minuets at lvl 5, lvl 5
blood required permanent cost, finger snap for hand sign,no verbal command to
call out summon.
kage Bushin 1 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 1 rank 0, cp usage 1000, creates a physical
clone of yourself that has all your knowledge and skills, learns new things and
transfers it over to original when dispelled. At lvl 1 you need to use hand
signs, and use verbal command.
All in all not bad, not bad at all, I did not think I would level up that much or have such high rewards for doing that, I did have a shit ton of ryo thou so that is good, im up to 765,000 total in all. I went home showered because no one was there, and figured I would go out to eat at the BBQ place. Also to pick up all my stuff I need, I have a few ideas before trying my hyperbolic time seal. Making a seal for iryojutsu encase we lose to much chakra and can use the tags I make to heal people. Yay me. I feel so hot now thou, I am getting a little blood thirsty after all that training with blood thirsty monsters. Went to walk and heard a scuffle in the alleyway, went to see what it was, and low and behold, dango-chan is in trouble, so I did what anyone would do if they were crazy like me, I went to kill the rapists cause I hate rapists.
My o-katana sliced their heads off while I checked on her, she was out cold form drugs in her drink, took her to the old man. Was on my way anyway. Oh yeah her curse seal, I can so get rid of that now. Will tell her later about it when she will calm down. Gave the old man to address to give to her, so we can talk, time to go eat, also gave him a report of my training as well. He asked me if I wanted to be one now, but told him only if hinata and naruko can join me, he said I could be their instructor if I impress him, with his test.
So my quest changed, damn it! So going to do the test in a few days to calm down and relax get my bearings, and realized my seals are maxed on me as well holy shit. Also made my sword appear and disappear just like good old sephiroth, going to show some skills in my test, but first a couple days of relaxation and sex!
TIME SKIP 3 DAYS
Well those days were great, the girls were worried about me, but the sex was awesome, anko came over, and I told her, once I pass my test, I will get rid of that curse seal on her, got a quest for it, reward is her undying loyalty, so wootage, also, made a anti genjutsu seal on me as well just encase I run into it. Took anko-chan on a date the other night, got a small kiss, and a im showing up to cheer for you, just like everyone else is, I know, meaning tenten, hinata, naruko, and the old man, who is having me fight in the arena, oh boy this will be fun.
I have my high grade trap seals, my trusty O-Katana, my outfit, to look stylish while kicking ass, my summon, and of course, my trapped kuni with explosive tags and even some senbon needles with the spider poison. I am ready for war. Yep I also have a genjutsu tag that has the theme to sephiroth so I can mess with their heads, I have my sword finished too. The seals on it are lethal. Sharpness seal to keep it sharp as ever, reconstruction seal, if it breaks it will fix it self with the help of my chakra, storage seals, filled with futon chakra, added range when I swing, and also a conversion seal triggered with a storage seal that mixes my chakra into katon that can mix with my futon as well to make a wide spread katon beam of fire. I so love it, even gave tenten some of those on her own sword she likes. She was so happy I smiled.
Walking into the area I see people I groan at he certainly did not make it easy for me, there is good old neko-chan, scarecrow, guy, and kurenai-chan, poor kurenai she isn't going to know what is going on.
Hokage: today we gather for a test of a hopeful shinobi, who wishes to join our ranks, if he can impress me. I will grant his clan status and have him rebuild his clan here in our great city, he must prove himself in the field of battle. Might Guy our taijutsu master, Kakashi our ninjutsu master, Kurenai Yuhi our genjutsu mistress, and anbu agent code named neko for our kenjutsu mistress. He will fight them all one on one to show his skills. BEGIN!
With that I threw my genjutsu tag with a senbon to make it stick to the wall and had the music play, it freaked out everyone, kurenai, made it stop for her but I enjoyed it myself.
Good old guy came at with trying to knock my dome right off my shoulders.
Moving to meet him I punched his hand just as hard as he tried to punch me, we kept playing bloody knuckles for a min, shock waves were going thru the arena, people were gasping, my girls were hollering, and I was smiling at guy, who was going on about our flames of youth. Switchign up to round house kick at his temple, he ducked I went again, he dunked, I again did it but this time I stopped half way, and when he went for a dunk, I jumped kicked right in his face, with my knee for a flying knee strike.
CRUNCH!
Yep that was the sound I was looking for. He flew back about ten feet, rolled, and slowly got up while he removed his weights, he smiled at me and sprouted about my flames of youth burning sky high and how he must match mine, I lowered my seals to half to match him, if I need lower I will but I want to make it enjoyable a real fight hot damn! With that I just couldent help it I smiled at him shwoign a little emotion while I heard my music playing, and gave him a thumb up, and said at the same time he did.
Simon and Guy: EXPLODE!
With that high speed combat with punches, kicks, slams, body checks, eruptions flying everywhere, large scale shock waves going, as I actually feel myself feel a bit winded now, my taijutsu skill has gone up 30 points already. I ended up the getting hit with a flying kick that was a damn lotus, shit, well fuck this is gonna hurt as he opened 5 other gates.
Simon: alright guy ima go all out on this one try to survive alright I like you to much to kill you!
Guy: LET OUR BURNING PASSIONS OF OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH EXPLODE ONCE YET MORE!
I have no fucking clue what he was spouting about on right now I lowered my seals to 0 and ran, he ran to, we ran into each other, and I swear he looked cross eye as I slammed my fist into his gut as I was slightly faster then him. His gates are no joke. The explosion killed the grass on the floor as well, and he slammed into the far arena wall. The comic slide down it with blood flow on it following. He was out cold, and I was breathing hard, putting my seals back up to max got a total of 70 taijutsu points form that.
Hokage: winner in a spectacular fight, Simon Damon of the Damon Clan! Might Guy is unable to continue winner of the taijutsu part continues after 10 minuet break to collect himself for ninjutsu against kakashi!
Sitting down meditating to help myself I had lost roughly half my hp but I hat eaten some meat so I had full hp and cp again now, got to love those healing love items yep I certainly do, that was a good fight but I was damn hard to win too. So hearing the clapping and shouts as kakashi mask man extraordinaire enters the field, I get up and nod to him as he goes on the attack.
Now I may of not had a lot of ninjutsu but what I did have other then kage bushin was mastered, so I made quick work of him. Kawarimi here, throwing a kuni with katon trap there, kawarimi there, throwing kage shrunken at him with A rank strength, shunshin behind him for a flying right hook, kawarimi by him, yet again, throwing a wide arc of doton tags in the air, I activate them as they hit spikes come form the ground changing the battle field. Few suiton tags there, making it wet for us, a raiton tag hidden in the suiton so it explodes getting him with lightning. Witch really pissed him off, I had to kawarimi then kawarimi again then shunshin followed by kage bushin and kawarimi, then mass bushin creating 20 of them along with my kage bushin. Me and my kage bushin throwing more tags for futon and katon everywhere going for wide spread super fire balls, and ending in a draw, with my kage kuni getting his kage bushin and him tapping me with his hand witch had chidori in it in the other. Damn I was proud of myself, it lasted only seven minuets but it was a true shinobi fight.
Hokage: very well done to both of you, that was a great fight seal traps with elemental properties, kage bushin, bushin, kawarimi, and kage bukijutsu. I have never seen kakashi do a tie before in a ninjutsu dual.
At this point I called out to the hokage, that I altho I am very well attuned to genjutsu I have none at my disposal but told him I am immune to them as well, to prove the point he had kurenai cast most of her arsenal at me, and nothing fazed me at all, so she bowed out and neko-chan stepped up.
Simon bows to her and smiles at her, brandishing his O-katana with a flourish. Tipping it strait up and then down in a salute to her.
Simon: I have always wanted to play with you neko-chan, come show me your power.
Neko-chan: very well simon-kun let us see how well you deal with a real sword mistress.
With that it was on.
They disappeared to the naked eye, much like guy's fight just hearing sounds of metal on metal with high speed movement all around, before, chunks of the wall started falling form simon's sword, missing hers. Ground was getting torn asunder the arena protective walls were being demolished. As well as neko-chans sword being thoroughly destroyed as well. Before I stook over her sword lightly agisnt her neck as I whisper in her ear.
Simon: I win neko-chan, do you still love me?
Neko-chan could only laugh softly and nod her head while holding her hand up before I grab it and help her up, the crowd was rather silent so I just enjoyed the show of speechlessness. A draw back to being so bad ass with kenjutsu I did not gain any points in it due to being so overwhelming to poor little neko-chan.
Hokage: very well simon damon has proven his metal against some of the very best in the fields of our village, I here by welcome our new joinin. And here by decree that his clan will be reestablished in our fair village.
The crowd then went wild, witch I did not care for I just wanted to talk to the old man, to get my new head band, and proceed to kick more ass, now I have a ton of shit open to me.
'ding'
Quest completed
join the village military and reestablish your clan
Reward: removal of Orphan status, and granted clan rights, high status in the army of the leaf and able to pick your own students.
Training grounds now open, able to choose witch level to use at any field.
Being a fuinjutsu master you can now begin to set seals in training grounds to further team training.
Holy fuck well I did not get much of a reward but I know story wise I just got a ton of shit as well as making sure I keep my hinata and naruko with me so joy is that. I think I over leveled when in the forest so I could not do the actual genning test and went right to the joinin test. Hot damn I like that as well as getting a kicking high class house to live in with naruko and hinata. First thing first, I need to go on a bandit hunting mission as to clear my head and kill some dip shits.
I got it alright went in to the office of the hokage, asked for a mission gave me a C Rank to exterminate a group of bandits lead by a possible C Rank ninja or low B class ninja. They did not have info on it, o I was happy to take it, tell my sexy loves my mission tell anko to not go anywhere I will be back by tonight, and left to kill some people.
So you want to know about the mission it was a standard one till I found that he had friends over for dessert. There was a total of 5 B Rank ninja's I had to deal with, and boy did I get a good work out, my sword, was flashing, exploding people, letting fire streams out, and one more thing I summoned Ifrit and let him feed on a few people, that was fucking cool, just like in the game, he busted out of the ground, and flashed a super fire, then started ripping apart most people even a couple of the ninja. Hes such a good boy, I let him go as I felt he played enough got a burp form him as he burst into flamed, and a near by cow barked! Literally barked! Da fuck is with this cow, I killed it anyway so did not want a dog cow following me or cursing me or what ever it does, better off dead yep sure enough.
So anko-chan time! Went home and got her to strip to show her goods while I smiled at her, hinata and naruko stayed to watch what was going on, I walked up to her, gave her a mouth stick to bite down on.
Simon: use this baby, it helps trust me will hurt like a bitch.
She nods and bites down, I begin to use my ink to pain the symbols I need, and low and behold two hours later anko is screaming in pain form the procedure on her, her seal is gone, and I loved how I did it. I had to cordon off the soul fragment of orochi, then contain it, forcefully removed it as a whole, and placed it in a kage bushin of mine, while the corrupted chakra was being cleansed and added to her coils and pool, I finally dealt with orochi in my kage bushin gaining a bit of his knowledge. It was cute to realize orochi was actually a woman the whole time, anther difference I bet.
When anko woke up she looked at the mark to see it gone felt better then ever, and jumped me right there in the room in front of my girls, so they watched, then after a few rounds, they joined in, had a 4 way, was very interesting. Of course I got a 'ding' that told me me I did two quests, taming the snake on anko and getting a 4 way done, no real rewards for my game other then anko is like hinata and im a kami on earth to her and can do no wrong. I like that she has great tit's anyway.
Went to look at my sheet and saw it was just a bit different I like it and hope I get some kick ass shit soon cause in a year I will have my girls and anko to help me, while picking a person to use as a scape goat 3rd position.
Character Sheet
Name:Simon Damon
Alias:"Aku no Shi"
Age:16
Deity:Shinigami
Titles: Virgin Slayer II{title adds +100% to seduction of women and or
men if you swing that way}
Level:19 {0/3000}
HP:3100
CP:4800
Stats
Str:100
Agi:170
End:100
Per:135
Int:150
Will:150
Luck:111
Feats
Eidetic Memory
Fuinjutsu Wild Card
Contortionist
Faithful Lackey
Kenjutsu Master V
Luck of Kami's
Fuinjutsu Master
Master of Awareness V
Genjutsu of Fable
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami
Skills
Fuinjutsu:275
Kenjutsu:150
Taijutsu:125
Genjutsu:155
Ninjutsu:200
Iryojutsu:135
Bukijutsu:100
Kuchiyose:215
Observe:100
Effects
Eyesore = {-20% gain to reputation due to your looks}
Fuinjutsu Wild Card = {upgradable in feats, +75% fuinjutsu creation, lets you do
unorthodox use of and creating skills of seals}
Hidden Clan Heir = {heir of a eccentric clan of fuinjutsu masters the Damon Clan
is said that it rivaled the Uzumaki Clan, can be upgraded thru story line
quests}
Faithful Lackey/Hinata Hyuuga = {you saved her life multiple times so she
worships the ground you walk on. Set personality RTN}
Prodigy = {+25% to all skills earned and have, you work hard and you hardly seam
like you do at all, you have the look of a genius about you}
Gamer Mind = {protects against mental effects, and makes it so you can think
rationally at all times}
Gamer Body = {makes your body to be that in a game were your a main character,
protects against harmful things like limb loss and STD'S}
Contortionist = {+100% to limberness and body movements, use what you can to
make yourself limber and place yourself in hard to hide places with your limberness
to escape notice}
Kenjutsu Master V = {+500% to lvl kenjutsu skill, grants 100 kenjutsu skill
points,hey i got a sword, swing swing chop chop stab stab, yep mastered.}
Luck of Kami's = {+300 luck on drops and special event finds, you are favored by
a kami or a shinigami, maybe even yami, hell might be all three!}
Fuinjutsu Master = {upgraded version of Fuinjutsu Wild Card,+200% in fuinjutsu
creation, lets you use seals you can think of to create in manner of combat
worthiness.}
Master of Awareness V = {works in tandem with per stat, per stat
adds bonus of stat lvl to master of awareness surroundings thus increasing the
range of the sensor skill, basic +500 feet aura of awareness, per bonus
based off stat, total for now 635 feet, also adds understanding hidden meanings
in conversations}
Legendary Ring of Endurance = {+30 End when worn, bow chick a bow wow all night
long and into morning as well!}
Genjutsu of Fable = {+300% to lvl genjutsu, +50 genjutsu skill, also makes the
genjutsu life like were the damage in the genjutsu is relayed out of the
genjutsu,so you think you know insanity, let me tell you the definition of
insanity its doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results}
Summon Sphere of Ifrit = {summon ifrit the fire lord demon, having a materia
form ff7 given to you by probably yami for having a good show of sex.}
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami = {Upgrade of Fuinjutsu Master, +500% in fuinjutsu creation,
will allow you to make any seal you can think of as long as you have the will
power and intelligence to work with the seal.}
Jutsu List
Bushin 50 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a dust clone of
yourself that has no shadow, smell or sound. At lvl 5 you do not need the use
hand signs or verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kawarimi 50 = Kawarimi Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, uses a time
displacement ability to switch between you and a object nearby. Further distance
increases cp usage 10 feet adds 5 cp every 10 feet further, larger objects as
well as people adds more cp usage as well depending on the size and or a
person size is 5 cp and people is 25 cp, lvl 5 means you do not need to use hand
signs or use verbalization, it is completely mastered.
Henge 50 = Henge Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a illusion to cover
your body, thus fulling people around you. Higher lvl henge helps fool higher
lvl people, 5 cp every 30 minuets for use of jutsu, 5 cp more for every 30
minuets added to timer, At lvl 5 you do not need the use hand signs or
verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kage Kuni/Shrunken no bushin 50 = Kuni/Shrunken Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp
usage 40, creates physical copy illusions to pierce enemies with what is used,
higher cp usage makes more copies, and increases power, bukijutsu bonus added to
damage normal jutsu is 75 damage, pumped up is 300 and making A rank use of
skill is 800 damage but cost is very high on cp,C rank 40 cp, B rank 100 cp, A
rank is 500 cp, At lvl 5 full cp cost, lvl 5 do not need hand signs nor use
verbal command to use jutsu.
Shunshin 50 = Shunshin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered,cp usage 25, uses time displacement
at super fast veritable to cover great distances, 25 cp usage for 1000 feet.
Further distance increases cp usage, 200 feet adds 25 cp further distances,
carrying people double cost as well,full cp cost at lvl 5, lvl 5 means you do
not need hand signs nor use verbal command to use jutsu.
Ifrit 50 = Summon Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 500, uses a temporal
displacement to summon Ifrit the fire lord demon form yami's realm, 500 cp cost
to last 10 minuets, additional 500 cp usage for another 10 minuets at lvl 5, lvl 5
blood required permanent cost, finger snap for hand sign, no verbal command to
call out summon.
kage Bushin 1 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 1 rank 0, cp usage 1000, creates a physical
clone of yourself that has all your knowledge and skills, learns new things and
transfers it over to original when dispelled. At lvl 1 you need to use hand
signs, and use verbal command.
I also gave anko a bunch of seals like my girls anti rape, resistance seal, my null dojutsu seal, and even my anti genjutsu seal, just because I like her, shes fun, and I also took her virginity as well,snake whore yeah right, more like my own personal whore now that I have claimed her. She knows those are my personal clan seals as well so I have welcomed her to help me repopulate my clan, I have three girls now just need two more for the CRA shit I have to deal with but its all for shini-chan so I do not mind.
Now I have to talk to kurenai, to get her to teach me some genjutsu and then I can have a few more jutsu to work on other then kage bushin. I will also look into the scrolls I have collected form the bandit camp as well they dropped rewards so I loved that, still barely got any exp, but its alright, every little bit helps. Once I get my clan home im so turning the basement into my hyperbolic time chamber! Just have to wait a few weeks while its built, then I get to defend it with my own seals, and boy do I have nasty rearming lethal seals for use as well as some kick ass barrier seals. Some blood seals with key in for my girls, and who knows I may even try to make my own move, I have one im thinking about but would have to see how bad ass I can make it before trying it out.
So being a joinin sucks, mission after mission with no exp to level off of and its driving me crazy, I am getting a ton of ryo thou, and soon I will be able to do story missions again, I have been training my girls even anko, and kurenai agreed to meet me at anko's, wounder if I can get a 3 way but we will see.
She was happy she is seeing me, and I removed that seal for her, she is good friends with each other so im a bit giddy, I haven't been able to get into the library for more jutsu yet, cause its been closed, I think the lovely 3 are teasing me trying to see what I will do. Side note my clan house is half way thru being finished. Bout ready to see if I can look at the forbidden scroll for that edo jutsu but then again, I I have Ifrit so I don't need more summons. Tenten was put on a c rank mission but I had to go and bail her out of the fire, witch was good I have missed my little sis, lee was awesome so I helped him out, I put on my gravity seals on him with my resistance seals. Guy was happy I would do that for his mini me guy clone. Neji, was still a stuck up bitch who I slapped around and then removed his damn seal so he would stop crying I mean man grow the fuck up. Also slapped him with a anti seal on him so he can't be resealed. He was all happy and boo hoo'ing all over me and lee as tenten just tried not to throw up in her mouth cause he seemed so ugly now.
I have done a total 40 C Rank, 21 B Rank, and 3 A Rank missions now, I also found out that my genjutsu jutsu is in my skills now, a lot of other jutsu I have now are in corresponding places. The other jutsu I have gotten a few more and using my actual skills pumps them up much more I enjoyed having a fireball jutsu that was four times stronger then normal ones. I still haven't worked up my kage bushin but hey I have a Quest now that is going to be so fun.
Find the hide out of orchi-chan in the forest of death, its a good quest and its dangerous as well I can not wait for it. No telling what fucked up things will be in there, my clan house was built as well, I am still creating the hyperbolic time seal in the basement also have self fixing and self cleaning seals in thee and all over the house, got it all fixed up and protected as well, anko, hinata, and naruko are living with me, kurenai, was just dumped by that asshole assuke yes I know I fucked his name but he is a ass and a uke, so he is a assuke. Going to go and give her my manhood to cheer her up I know she wants it, anko told me so. First thing first, quest im tired of being level 19.
having been in the forest for two weeks I found it relativity easily, just follow the big growling sound really, easy, I swear, and low and behold it was a fucking BARKING COW! That shit is NOT funny! I had to use my sword to kill it, it was a actual person at one time, I think, my mates are fucked in the head as much as I am cause that was just weird. There was also 50 some crazy people trying to eat me. The boss was a old man who threw things at me form his own body, I swear she has some issues.
'ding'
Quest completed
the cow that barked and the old man who knew better!
Reward: 3000 experience, +1 scroll random jutsu
you leveled up
+200 hp
+500 cp
+25 stat points
+1 feat point
+50 skill points
+50 jutsu points
Well cool as hell the random scroll got hit by my kami's luck and turned out to be a elemental wind dragon scroll, so put that in my ninjutsu pool. Put my points in end, all 25 of them so I can get some more hp soon, also got elemental master to do double damage on all my ninjutsu that use elements in them, like my wind dragon. Also mastered kage bushin finally, so I might find another one I want to use to level up that way if not I can put the jutsu points into ninjutsu and use my skill points into other areas, yep all my skill points went into ninjutsu as well to help give me a boost.
So im getting tired and im going to head to bed with my ladies, and well see what happens tomorrow.
Well waking up was fun, anko was riding me for all she was worth, she told me she was going to get her nai-chan to come stay with us, told her good luck. Pulled up my sheet to see what I have, and just loved to look at all the hard work I have done over the time of half a year.
Character Sheet
Name:Simon Damon
Alias:"Aku no Shi"
Age:16
Deity:Shinigami
Titles: Virgin Slayer II{title adds +100% to seduction of women and or
men if you swing that way}
Level:20 {0/3000}
HP:3300
CP:5300
Stats
Str:100
Agi:170
End:125
Per:135
Int:150
Will:150
Luck:111
Feats
Eidetic Memory
Fuinjutsu Wild Card
Contortionist
Faithful Lackey
Kenjutsu Master V
Luck of Kami's
Fuinjutsu Master
Master of Awareness V
Genjutsu of Fable
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami
Elemental Master
Skills
Fuinjutsu:275
Kenjutsu:150
Taijutsu:125
Genjutsu:155
Ninjutsu:250
Iryojutsu:135
Bukijutsu:100
Kuchiyose:215
Observe:100
Effects
Eyesore = {-20% gain to reputation due to your looks}
Fuinjutsu Wild Card = {upgradable in feats, +75% fuinjutsu creation, lets you do
unorthodox use of and creating skills of seals}
Hidden Clan Heir = {heir of a eccentric clan of fuinjutsu masters the Damon Clan
is said that it rivaled the Uzumaki Clan, can be upgraded thru story line
quests}
Faithful Lackey/Hinata Hyuuga = {you saved her life multiple times so she
worships the ground you walk on. Set personality RTN}
Prodigy = {+25% to all skills earned and have, you work hard and you hardly seam
like you do at all, you have the look of a genius about you}
Gamer Mind = {protects against mental effects, and makes it so you can think
rationally at all times}
Gamer Body = {makes your body to be that in a game were your a main character,
protects against harmful things like limb loss and STD'S}
Contortionist = {+100% to limberness and body movements, use what you can to
make yourself limber and place yourself in hard to hide places with your limberness
to escape notice}
Kenjutsu Master V = {+500% to lvl kenjutsu skill, grants 100 kenjutsu skill
points,hey i got a sword, swing swing chop chop stab stab, yep mastered.}
Luck of Kami's = {+300 luck on drops and special event finds, you are favored by
a kami or a shinigami, maybe even yami, hell might be all three!}
Fuinjutsu Master = {upgraded version of Fuinjutsu Wild Card,+200% in fuinjutsu
creation, lets you use seals you can think of to create in manner of combat
worthiness.}
Master of Awareness V = {works in tandem with per stat, per stat
adds bonus of stat lvl to master of awareness surroundings thus increasing the
range of the sensor skill, basic +500 feet aura of awareness, per bonus
based off stat, total for now 635 feet, also adds understanding hidden meanings
in conversations}
Legendary Ring of Endurance = {+30 End when worn, bow chick a bow wow all night
long and into morning as well!}
Genjutsu of Fable = {+300% to lvl genjutsu, +50 genjutsu skill, also makes the
genjutsu life like were the damage in the genjutsu is relayed out of the
genjutsu,so you think you know insanity, let me tell you the definition of
insanity its doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results}
Summon Sphere of Ifrit = {summon ifrit the fire lord demon, having a materia
form ff7 given to you by probably yami for having a good show of sex.}
Fuinjutsu Demi-Kami = {Upgrade of Fuinjutsu Master, +500% in fuinjutsu creation,
will allow you to make any seal you can think of as long as you have the will
power and intelligence to work with the seal.}
Elemental Master = {mastery over elements is a simple thing to you, allows you
to manipulate the very elements in your jutsu to be twice as strong}
Jutsu List
Bushin 50 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a dust clone of
yourself that has no shadow, smell or sound. At lvl 5 you do not need the use
hand signs or verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kawarimi 50 = Kawarimi Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, uses a time
displacement ability to switch between you and a object nearby. Further distance
increases cp usage 10 feet adds 5 cp every 10 feet further, larger objects as
well as people adds more cp usage as well depending on the size and or a
person size is 5 cp and people is 25 cp, lvl 5 means you do not need to use hand
signs or use verbalization, it is completely mastered.
Henge 50 = Henge Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 5, creates a illusion to cover
your body, thus fulling people around you. Higher lvl henge helps fool higher
lvl people, 5 cp every 30 minuets for use of jutsu, 5 cp more for every 30
minuets added to timer, At lvl 5 you do not need the use hand signs or
verbalization to use, it is completely mastered.
Kage Kuni/Shrunken no bushin 50 = Kuni/Shrunken Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp
usage 40, creates physical copy illusions to pierce enemies with what is used,
higher cp usage makes more copies, and increases power, bukijutsu bonus added to
damage normal jutsu is 75 damage, pumped up is 300 and making A rank use of
skill is 800 damage but cost is very high on cp,C rank 40 cp, B rank 100 cp, A
rank is 500 cp, At lvl 5 full cp cost, lvl 5 do not need hand signs nor use
verbal command to use jutsu.
Shunshin 50 = Shunshin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered,cp usage 25, uses time displacement
at super fast veritable to cover great distances, 25 cp usage for 1000 feet.
Further distance increases cp usage, 200 feet adds 25 cp further distances,
carrying people double cost as well,full cp cost at lvl 5, lvl 5 means you do
not need hand signs nor use verbal command to use jutsu.
Ifrit 50 = Summon Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 500, uses a temporal
displacement to summon Ifrit the fire lord demon form yami's realm, 500 cp cost
to last 10 minuets, additional 500 cp usage for another 10 minuets at lvl 5, lvl 5
blood required permanent cost, finger snap for hand sign, no verbal command to
call out summon.
kage Bushin 50 = Bushin Jutsu: lvl 5 Mastered, cp usage 200, creates a physical
clone of yourself that has all your knowledge and skills, learns new things and
transfers it over to original when dispelled. At lvl 5 you do not need to use
hand signs or use verbal command.
Kurenai was cool when she came over, she kissed me at anko's suggestion, I took her to bed and she was screaming that I was her master just like the rest I believe shini-chan is making them do that, but I could be wrong. Not that I mind at all, but its good to just know people will never betray you like I was when I was alive. Got called into the hokage office, and given a bingo book and finally my nick name was announced I was Konoha's very own "aku no shi" or black death, I love showing shini-chan I think of her, few dates here and there in my dreams with her and shes pretty cool most people give her a bad deal just because of her job.
Found out I need to do level 5 thru 10 to do more quests that will give out better rewards, I of course yelled fuck and kami damn it at the top of my lungs the whole village heard me but ignored me cause I do that often when im angry.
Oh well time to finish up so I can get this shit over with I know I wont get shit for this but I need to go thru them damn it. Yes yes I know I said I was a long ass time ago a few months back but I forgot after the forest of death fiasco I found when i stumbled on it.
Well level 5 was wolfs, and did not get crap im to high a level.
Level 6 was big ass bats, damn fliers, my sword was handy there.
Level 7 was werewolf's, I think yami had to much fun on that one.
Level 8 never going there again, I don't know what a hallow back girl is but if those rabid girls with long claws was one, I definitely will end their entire race.
Level 9 was really easy another damn throw back tutorial to get me ready for level 10.
level 10 was actually fun, it was based off your level, I had to fight creatures form the black lagoon or at leased they looked like them form the old movies. All in all it only took three hours to do all that, cause I was just blasting thru like usual. Got a kick ass ring for it too, it was made of gold and had a nice nice red gem on it, just for looks, but wear it with pride, cause it was form shini-chan!
Well at this point this is all I had planed for the story, but will think of some more later in a couple days, I have only had seven hours sleep before I woke up and started writing again, but hope you guys enjoyed it and tell me what you think.