93A/N: Thanks Alapest for the help with the terrible puns!
Prompt: That one scene in Invader Zim where GIR comes out of a turkey
~Enjoy!
"You know, this guy is really FOWL," Chat laughed, dodging yet another taxidermy bird that was flew off the wall, spinning dangerously fast.
"Stop telling dumb puns and destroy his terrifying wall of taxidermied animals!" Ladybug sighed, snatching the akuma-possessed man's arm and pulling her yo-yo taught to keep him in place.
"As you wish, my lady," Chat Noir winked at the red and black spotted girl as he leapt over to the wall to destroy it with cataclysm.
With a swift flick of his wrist, he destroyed the wall with his claws and sent it tumbling down, taking away the possessed man's defences. "All yours, Ladybug!" He shouted, hopping back to get out of her wave of attacks, he only had five minutes until his transformation wore off, they had to defeat this guy quickly.
"Right!" She ran to the man and grabbed the feather necklace dangling from his neck, yanking on it to snap it off his neck.
"Toucan play at that game, Ladybug!" The man shouted, yanking the yo-yo from Ladybug's hand, causing the girl to give a sharp "hey!" before tossing the pendant to Chat Noir.
Chat caught it easily, "Thanks my lady, owl always appreciate it!" He winked at the girl as she scowled at him.
"Shut up and smash it," She sighed, using her newly freed hands to take back her yo-yo from the possessed man.
"Swanderful idea, Ladybug!" Chat Noir threw the pendant on the floor and stepped on it for good measure, smashing it into bits.
The black and purple butterfly flew out of the necklace and up to the ceiling, trying to escape to possess another human and cause havoc, no doubt.
"Not so fast, you evil bug!" Ladybug snatched the akuma up easily, purifying it and setting it free easily, unaware of the beeping from Chat Noir's ring.
Chat walked over to the red and black spotted woman and gave her a fist bump, their voices shouting, "mission accomplished!" in unison, followed by Ladybug's giggle.
"What's that about, my lady?" Chat Noir asked, raising his eyebrow.
"Nothing, it's nothing." She took a deep breath, not looking Chat in the eye, oh she was hiding something from the boy alright.
"It's definitely something."
Ladybug looked up at him that time, a mischievous twinkle in her eye as she spoke, "well I'm not telling you, feather you like it or not."
Chat Noir and Ladybug stared at each other for a moment, both blinking in the aftermath of Ladybug's terrible pun. It was terrible.
Chat Noir blinked once more before taking in how proud the girl before him looked of that terrible pun and he couldn't help it, he was laughing really loudly at the female superhero.
"Hey! I worked really hard on that one, silly kitty!" She huffed, stomping her foot and puffing out her cheeks in embarrassment, her cheeks slowly turning red as the boy continued laughing at her terrible joke.
"I can tell, my lady! Leave the j-" Chat Noir was cut off by a rapid beeping, he was out of time, he had nowhere to hide, Ladybug was about to see the boy behind the mask. That couldn't happen.
Ladybug heard the beeps too, reacting quickly and shoving her partner behind a stuffed turkey in the room. She barely got on the other side of the turkey before a blinding flash went off, showing his transformation changing.
A blond head popped up on the other side of the turkey, peeking out from behind the turkey's feathers, accidentally revealing his citizen self to his partner-in-crime-fighting.
Ladybug blinking in shock as Adrien stared at her from behind a turkey.
At that moment, her own transformation wore off, blinding the blond as his secret crush changed into his classmate Marinette.
The two students stared at each other in an awkward, embarrassed, and shocked state, neither knowing quite how to react.
The blond started to laugh a breathless laugh, running his hand through his hair before speaking, "well, this is kind of hawkward, huh?"