Chapter One

Fred and George were sitting in their father's shack of Muggle items, watching an old TV. Outside the shack, a massive thunderstorm raged, throwing shadows in between all of Author Weasley's treasures.

On the screen of the small TV, a large plant seemed to be talking to a man with bandages on his fingers.

The twins seemed to be rapt by what they were seeing on the screen.

"You eat blood, Audrey 2!" said the man on the screen. "You're a plant, an inanimate object!"

At this, the plant got an affrounted look on it's face (?). It whipped it's vines around the legs of a chair that was right behind the man's legs, and yanked forward, plopping the man into the chair.

It got up in his face, and said, "Does this look inanimate to you, punk?"

Fred and George looked at each other, grinned, then looked back at the screen.

"If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?" said the huge plant.

At this, a large bolt of lightning struck about a mile away from the shack. The interference wouldn't have caused much distress if the TV had been a newer model, but this old TV crackled, and then shut off.

George threw down the remote to the now useless TV, and swore. "Fred, that's what we get for watching a bloody television in a thunderstorm!"

Fred shook his head and said, "George, we go to Hogwarts tomorrow! We won't be able to see the rest of the film until Christmas break!"

They both looked at each other, and shook their heads, mournfully.

George thought outloud, wistfully, "What if someone actually made on of those Audrey 2's? Wouldn't that be something?"

Fred opened his mouth, about to agree with him. when suddenly it hit him.

"What if we did it?"

George looked confused, then asked, "Do what, Fred?"

"If we made Audrey 2!"