Day Four: People Suck!
Day four: People Suck!
It's now been sixth months since I've joined SOLDIER, and I'm second class! I've been working my ass off and even kissing up to Sephiroth a little do I'll become 1st class SOLDIER!
I've gained twenty pounds of muscle in the past month and a lot of the fellow SOLDIERS are starting to make fun of my ass but I think it's just fine! They'r just jelly!
I'm so nice to them they have NO reason to pick on my ass! My ass has never done anything wrong! And it's not my ass or my fault that it's just so damn sexy!
They really are just jelly!
The one and only,