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Recap-The seven and Nico read a fan fiction about Percy's Mary Sue twin sister, Maryna.

Jason passed the SSL to Hazel.

" Be careful!" Annabeth scolded. " If you break it, I will personally gut you." Jason flinched, and this time, very carefully lowered it onto Hazel's lap.

"BE CAREFUL, JASON!" Percy whisper-shouted, loud enough for everyone to hear. "YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE GUTTED BY ANNABETH!"

"Thanks, Captain Obvious. I love being gutted by Annabeth." Jason muttered. Annabeth slapped both of them.

"Hey, what was that for?" Percy whined.

" I thought you weren't a whiner either. Shut up, Seaweed Brain. You too, Jason." Annabeth growled.

"Hurry up and start, Hazel! is getting bored here!" We all know who said that.

"Shut up, Valdez. " said Frank.

Hazel began. "This story is called ' Betrayed', and it's by 'ZelenaoftheWest'.

Percy walked into camp and saw Annabeth kissing his jerk of a brother, Ryan.

"I have a brother?"

"No, as far as we know." Replied Annabeth

"Why is it always me? First that Maryna girl, then this Ryan boy. Why me?!" whined Percy.

"Oh please. Try having twenty thousand Mary Sues be your girlfriend " Nick snorted.

"YOU'VE READ THESE BEFORE?!" (Everybody)

Nico squirmed and tried to shadow travel away.

"Shoot. Stupid magic." Nico muttered. He didn't reply to any of their question, and just tuned them out. He already had good practice with Will rambling about how 'he needed rest' or, ' just let me check one more time?' Etc.

"Didn't anybody notice that ANNABETH IS KISSING RYAN?"

"Piper, no need to shout. Annabeth would never cheat on Percy. Right?" Jason murmured soothingly to her.

"Duh. " Annabeth is currently rolling her eyes

"OMG Annabeth, how could you?" Percy exclaimed.

"Since when do I talk like that?" Percy asked. "Fanfiction!me is insane."

"Sorry, Percy, I moved on," Annabeth replied and returned to kissing Ryan.

"I was gone for 2 DAYS!"

"That's insane." Someone said. Everybody agreed.

Time skip to where Ryan turns the whole camp against Percy, murders Annabeth, and makes it look like Percy did. Meanwhile the gods exile him for his crimes.

"HE KILLED ANNABETH! I must kill him!" Percy screeched.

Annabeth looked puzzled. "How did he defeat me? Did he murder me in my sleep? Cause that's cheating."

"Please, don't let them strip me of my powers!" Percy pleaded.

"Go away, Peter," Poseidon said, "Ryan's my new favorite son!"

"What?!" (Everybody but Annabeth)

(Annabeth) "Why would Poseidon do that? I am his worst enemies daughter. He should be happy."

" You realize that they are talking about your death, right? " Piper waved her hand in front of Annabeth's face.

"Duh!"

" Is anybody thinking that 'duh' is Annabeth's new favorite word?" Leo spoke up.

Percy was stripped of his demigod powers and flung out into New York. Then, Chaos and his twin brother Order found him. When Percy woke up, he was in Tartarus, in Chaos' domain.

"So, you've just been exiled by the gods for no reason. How does that feel?" Chaos asked.

"Not really. Technically, in their eyes, Percy killed Annabeth, so he is guilty in the gods' eyes." Annabeth explained.

"You said ' in their eye's twice." Leo pointed out.

" Shut up now, before I make you. " Annabeth was dangling a roll of duct tape that is printed with, 'I AM AN IDIOT' on it.

Percy didn't reply.

"Help us take down Olympus," Order added.

"Okay," Percy said.

"Wait, what? I saved Olympus twice, and I just so happens to say yes in two seconds? Fanfiction!me is insane.!" Percy screeched. (Again)

Everyone ignored him. Well, except for Annabeth. "We already know." She muttered in a flat voice. "Keep reading, Hazel. Get this over with.

Time skip to Chaos and Order giving him the powers of all the gods and Percy being ultra powerful.

And so, Percy destroyed Olympus.

"Which one was worse, Maryna or this Chaos fic?"asked Piper.

Everyone thought hard. Except for Jason, Leo, Percy,Hazel, and Nico. Pretty obvious who was thinking right?

"It was really random and stupid." Frank said. "But Maryna was even randomer and stupider than this. I say Maryna.

Everyone ignored him too.

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Everyone looked shocked. Frank fell out of his , chair? Where did that come from? My room must be adapting to the needs of the occupants. Nicely done, XXXXX. Hey,it's not like I'm gonna tell you who I am. Not yet, anyway. I have a hidden camera in that room, I was the one who started this whole operation. Anyway, it should be easy compared to some of the other things they went through. I am not the author, if you were wondering. Moony here is just writing stuff I told her to. And yes, you do know me. Any guesses?

(A/N) Yeah. Any guesses on who this person is? He orange she could be dead orange alive, immortal or not. Heck, he or she can be a mortal. NOT TELLING. You can review with guesses though. Anybody who gets it right before I reveal it gets a shout out in the chapter I reveal it to.

Thank you guys so much for reading and reveiwing. All of you are awesome. And remember, Oneshots that you submit has to be HORRIBLE. Most cliche things you can think of. Choices so far-reaching

- Pertimis

-OOC,

-Gender switch

-Anything else you can think of.

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- Moony