4"Today we will be teaching you about modern humor."
"More specifically jokes."
"Jokes?" Kyra asked with a raised eyebrow. Steve grabbed his notebook ready for the lesson.
"Yes! Clint and I will demonstrate." Tony turned to Clint after Thor had settled in on the couch. "Hey Barton."
"Yes Stark?"
"Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing!"
"Oh yeah Stark? Well your mom is so dumb that she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
"I FIND NO HUMOR IN THIS!"
"No man should ever speak of a woman in that way!"
"Okay 1940's this is the 21st Century, try to keep up."
"This is stupid Tony."
"Kyra, sit down!"
"No thanks, I feel my IQ dropping. I'm going to go listen to Beethoven. Hopefully it will repair the damage you've just caused. Tasha will you help me to my room?" Tony waved her off before he shoved a paper into Steve's hands.
"Here, Steve, just read this to Thor." The glee in his voice was unmistakable.
"Tony, this is extremely inappropriate!" Steve scoffed.
"Do you want to get your gold star or not Spangles?"
"Ugh," Steve rolled his eyes. "Thor… Your mother is so stupid she she had a staring contest with a Ford Focus…" Steve threw down the paper before he turned. "come on Tony, that doesn't even make sense."
"Yes it does! That's a car!" Clint cackled as he fell off the couch.
"My mother is Frigga." Steve lifted his hands in surrender before he stepped away from the god. Thor kept his focus on their 'instructors' "QUEEN OF ASGUARD."
"Shit, I'm not missing this." Natasha sat down on the couch, Kyra next to her.
"THE GREATEST OF ALL THE NINE REALMS! YOU WILL FACE MY MIGHTY HAMMER FOR STAINING HER ILLUSTRIOUS NAME WITH YOUR FOUL WORDS!" Tony and Clint looked at each other in panic. Thor began to swing his hammer, the wind whipped throughout the room violently.
"Thor!" Tony shouted in a panic. "It was a joke. Remember, buddy we just learned about these!" Clint slowly started to move away from Tony.
"He never learns does he." Kyra rolled her lifeless eyes.
"Do you honestly expect him to?"
"JARVIS, lock all the vents." Natasha turned to Kyra with a brow raised. "Can't have Clinton getting away now can we?"
"I have taught you well Ms. Stark." Natasha said with a wicked smirk. She pulled Kyra in closer as they waited for the beating to begin.
"It was Tony's idea! I was just helping!"
"YOU SHALL BOTH PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!" Clint and Tony paled as the Asgardian prince launched himself at them.
"I wish we had some popcorn." Tasha muttered. Her eyes followed the action in rapture. Tony threw multiple pillows at Thor in an attempt to dissuade him. Clint followed along the walls in an attempt to find an escape.
"Twenty bucks says Tony squeals first." Kyra laughed. Natasha looked over at her younger sister then back at Clint, who looked ready to cry. A small bolt of lightning hit the wall above Clints head and he began to shake. Natasha smirked and grabbed Kyra's hand.
"Done." A firm shake sealed their wager. Both women waited for the apex to come. Tony continued to attempt to talk his way out of Thor's rage, to no avail.
"Thor! Buddy! I wasn't serious! Put the hammer down! Come on pal. Bruce! BRUCE I NEED YOU!" Tony ran from the room. His voice became higher with each step.
"JARVIS, please tell me you are recording."
"I'm uploading the footage to your personal drive now Ms. Stark."
"You are the very best JARVIS."
"Thank you Ms. Stark."
"What's happening Tasha?"
"Clint is still trying to open the vent. He hasn't realized it's locked yet."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The lights flickered and the whole tower went silent.
"Pay up Tasha." Kyra spoke smugly.
"Dammit…" Natasha slapped a twenty into her younger sister's hand before she huffed. Thor returned to the room and cornered Clint.
"Thor! We're sorry!" Clint squealed.
"Ugh!" Natasha threw her hands in the air. "You couldn't have said that 2 minutes ago?" She bolted from the couch, off to the training room to blow off some steam. Kyra laughed at the melody of squeals that left Tony and Clint's lips. Steve remained hidden behind the couch, thrilled to have been forgotten by the angry God. He carefully took out his notebook and began to sketch Kyra and her happy smile.
I haven't done one of these in so long, I hope this one doesn't suck lol. peoplers this one is for you. I've got a few more one shot ideas in my pocket. Still working on the next few chapters of YME as well. The next one shot will have Kyra, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro and Steve.