AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a ight guard, and I work at a restaurant called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Washington where I'm on my fifth day (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking 2 my office. It was snowing and raining outside so there was no light, which I was very happy about. A lot of my preppy coworkers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Foxy the Pirate!

"What's up Foxy?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I realizedd tat my shift was about to start and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!