60AN: No idea where this idea came from, but I'll try it. Basically a series of rejection letters from various Harry Potters. I'll try to update daily, but the best I can promise is every Monday through Friday. Hopefully, I can do this for a month. Leave any thoughts and/or prompts below!
Disclaimer: Last I checked, I'm not JK Rowling. :(
To Whom It May Concern,
I will not be attending your crackpot of a school because there is NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC! I have no need for silly magic tricks in my life. The whole lot of you and anyone who actually agrees to come to your farce of a school is an idiot and deserves to be locked up in a mental asylum. You're mental, the whole lot of you. Do NOT contact me or my perfectly normal family again or try to disrupt my perfectly normal life with your unnatural freakishness.
Sincerely,
Harold Dursley