I DON'T KNOW!

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I lost track of time because I got knocked out and it's all Wilbur's fault!

Well... Okay, it's also my fault, but how was I supposed to know that door was supposed to be a shortcut to death?! It was an honest mistake!

And I told them not to follow me down because I had already tried climbing and the walls were chakra resistent! But did Torch-guy listen? NOPE. Because he was too busy BEING STUPID and FALLING ON ME. I was knocked unconcious! I DON'T KNOW THE DATE ANYMORE AND I MISS RAMEN!

IT'S BEEN MONTHS.

Er, something like that. It's been too long. That's the important part.

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Aaaanyway...

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Wilbur pushed Torch-guy (that's why this is his fault), but my point still stands! You don't turn your back on a crazy not-bear! He could have tossed me a rope or something and we could have avoided this! I could be HOME right now! BUT OF COURSE NOT.

... Alright, so I'm a bit, uh, emotional. Like Sakura Level bordering on Drunk Baa-chan Level... I think the tunnels are getting to me. I'm almost out of glow sticks too. Five left. Five. Thanks to Kurama because, naturally, the one time he tries to help someone he doesn't and drowns Torch-guy's reason for existing and our one dependable light source!

Wow. That's- I'm really sorry, I didn't mean that, Kurama. You help me all the time! And succeed! I'm just- Wow, I need to get out of here. And probably apologise some more to everyone.

Alright, Torch-guy, I'm sor- no, I know you're reading over my shoulder again so don't- OI! DON'T LOOK AWAY WHEN I'M WRITING TO YOU! Oh, okay, wow, sorry, I'm kinda stressed right now. I didn't mean to yell. Really. It's not- Oh. Great. Now he's sulking...

I'll just try again in the morning.

Anyway, the bright side of all this: Wilbur didn't follow us down so I can write without secrecy and breathe without feeling creeped out or, you know, start suffering from flashbacks of the Accidental Flood... Torch-guy is still grieving, by the way...

I should probably apologise for (accidentally) murdering his torch while I'm at it.

Even though it's KURAMA'S FAULT.

... We really need to get out of here. This isn't fun anymore.

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Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your emotionally unstable author.

P.S. Ha. Ha. Emotionally unstable... I'm a real member of Team Seven now.

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P.P.S. I miss Ramen.