Naruto and all related characters Masashi Kishimoto.
"I,...Sasuke Uchiha... Have a question...to answer your question. As you, Sasuke Uchia, travel to...KONOHAGAKURE!...By conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Sasuke Uchiha, show self-pity? DO YOU, Sasuke Uchiha, try to reason why? Do you, Sasuke Uchiha, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?"
A wild eyed being with face paint across his eyes, in the form of a mask, ranted in a rage filled near whisper as he marched up in front of the last loyal Uchiha.
"Or do you, Sasuke Uchiha, assume the controls, Sasuke Uchiha... And push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Sasuke Uchiha, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Do you, Sasuke Uchiha, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Sasuke Uchiha, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, SASUKE UCHIHA?!" The unknown assailant shouted as he grabbed Sasuke by his shirt and lifted him up.
"You, Sasuke, must self-destruct so that you will know, Sasuke Uchuha, who is...The Chose One. FOR SASUKE UCHIHA! I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Sasuke Uchiha... I am...the only...one."
The face painted madman then slammed Sasuke down hard on the ground, before lifting him up and pile driving him head first, lifting him and then slinging him around like a rag doll. Sasuke slowly looked up to see him... As Kakashi and Sakura came running up.
"Naruto! What did you do to Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shrieked... Then did a double take as she saw Naruto, his orange pants now torn off at the knees and made into make-shift shorts. He was also shirtless and had multicolored tassels tied to his arms, his forehead protector on a belt, with bright orange, green, and purple face paint in some strange design.
"NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CREATION OF ALL THE UNPLEASANTNESS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS I FEEL THE INJECTION FROM THE GODS! SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD?! SHOULD I LAY ON THE LAWN AND LET IT RUN OVER ME WITH LAWNMOWERS?! SHOULD I GO TO THE JUNGLE AND LET IT TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHANTS?!" Naruto ranted, frothing slightly... Then abruptly stopped... And made a snorting sound.
"This I cannot answer... But I can tell you this..." He began barely above a whisper as Kakashi and Sakura looked downright terrified.
"THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOL!" Naruto roared as he ran off at full speed, fist pumping in the air with his right arm, leaving an unconscious Sasuke and a horribly confused and horrified Copy-Nin and Cherry Blossom.
NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!