Daydream Hospital

Starring Steven and Priyanka

Lion warps in front of the hospital with Steven riding on his back. "Thanks for the lift, buddy." Lion grunts back in response.

Steven walks through the doors of the hospital entrance and walks up to the front desk where he's greeted by a tanned woman with blue hair that looks like she's wearing a nurse outfit that's a couple sizes too small. Not like he actually noticed though.

"Greetings, what brings you here today?"

"I have an appointment with Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran. My name is Steven Universe."

She scrolls through the appointment calendar on her computer. "Steven… Steven… no, that's Steven Armstrong… ah, here you are. Steven Universe, 4:15?" He nods. "Okay, take the elevator on the right, head to the third floor, look for room C-141."

"Thank you, ma'am." Steven says, walking towards the elevator.

"Thank you, for choosing St. Caduceus."

St. Caduceus Third Floor

Steven is walking down the hall towards Priyanka's office. He starts thinking to himself. "Okay, Steven. First time getting a checkup at a hospital. Nothing to be worried about. It's just Connie's mom, and nothing dangerous either." He is about to knock on the door. "This finna be a breeze!"

The door opens up with Priyanka finishing up a phone call with who seems to be an angry client. "Look ma'am, my job is to help your ass. Not kiss it, thank you very much. Anything else you want to rant at me about?... Hello?..." She hangs up the phone and throws it on the table, putting a hand in her hair. "For fuck's sake, she was getting on my nerves!... Hi Steven." She smiles and motions for him to come in.

"Hello Doctor. So… how exactly does a checkup work?" He asks, sitting on the patient bed.

"Either Connie didn't tell you about her experiences or you really don't know. Anyway, simple procedure. All I do is take a diagnostic of your body. I document your basic health, regarding blood pressure, weight etc. However, since it's your first time here, I'm gonna have to take an extra step and extract some of your blood so I can figure out your blood type."

"It's gonna involve a needle isn't it?" Priyanka nods. "Great, just my luck."

"You telling me you have a fear of needles?" He nods. "Yet you don't have a fear of gigantic alien women coming to destroy the planet? Or the multiple amount of times staring death in the face?"

"Yeah, that's about right."

Priyanka facepalms. "Alright Goku, how did my daughter end up meeting a guy like you?"

"Oh that was easy. I just pick up a glow in the dark bracelet that she dropped at a parade, freeze it-"

"That was a rhetorical question." She states.

"Oh."

"Now then…" she puts on her medical latex gloves. "Let's get this over with."

Okay, so if you just wanna skip all the filler go ahead. Otherwise, enjoy this shit. Also, I don't really know how this shit works so...

"Alright Steven, roll up your right shirt sleeve." She grabs a syringe out of a drawer and sterilizes it. She then walks over to him and outstretched his arm. Grabbing a sanitizing wipe, she wipes a spot on his arm right over a vein. "I'm about to insert this needle in your arm, and I need you to stay still. You'll feel some pressure, but this won't hurt as much as you're thinking it might."

"Okay." She slowly pierces the vein and begins to steadily draw out blood.

"Just look away and think about something. Think about the happy things in life. Or of Connie."

"Oh yeah, she definitely makes me happy. And I'm sure I make her happy too."

"I hope so, she's my baby girl."

"You're still calling her that?" He questions.

"It's a parental thing, Steven. When you have a kid of your own, you'll understand." She withdraws the needle and sits it on the table while grabbing a nearby bandaid. "Alright, we're done with that." She applies the bandaid to his arm. "Now that spots gonna be very sore and a bit swollen for awhile. So wait until the morning to take off the band-aid… or if you can't wait apply your healing power to it."

"Alright doc, what's next?" He gets up off the seat.

"Now I'm gonna check your blood pressure so please sit back down."

"Ok."

"Also, take off your shirt please. I'm gonna check your heart beat real quick." She pulls out a cuff and a stethoscope from a nearby drawer.

He takes off his shirt and sits it behind him. He looks back and sees Priyanka staring at him. "What's wrong?"

"N-Nothing. Just…" She starts blushing.

"Just what?"

"You're kinda ripped." She touches his gem. "Question, was your gem this size when you were a baby?"

"From the photos my dad showed me, yes."

"How the hell did your body compensate for that?!"

"I have no idea." She places the stethoscope against his chest, listening for his heartbeat. After a few seconds, she removes the scope. "Well, your heart beat is just fine. Nothing wrong there. Now for your blood pressure."

As she readies the cuff on his arm, Steven wonders to himself. "I wonder where Jasper's been…"

Some random fucking chasm

"Is this what the humans call depression?" Jasper says, lying on her back facing the opening of a chasm she's unable to climb. "A sick feeling in the core of your body, constant sadness and the loss of the will to carry on?"

She hasn't moved from that spot in days after landing from Lapis's giant fist on the boat.

"Is it even worth trying to go back to Homeworld at this point? I'm basically stranded. The two people I came with are traitors to the Diamonds, and both hate me now. I've failed against fusions, and that really pissed me off. And I've probably been considered M.I.A. to the Diamonds because they haven't sent anyone to come get me."

Jasper says to herself. She then noticed a large rock with a vine fall down to her level. Eager to escape, she quickly got up and started to climb.

Ten minutes later, she finally crawls out and flops on the sand. "Finally! I'm free!... Now what?"

She hears footsteps approaching, so she turns her head to see a Watermelon Steven with its hand extended to pull her up.

"What do you want?" Jasper asks. The Watermelon Steven glares at her.

(Bitch, what the duck does it look like? I'm trying to help yo ass.)

"Okay, fine." Jasper takes its hand as it pulls her up with its surprising amount of strength. "Were you the one that got me out of there?"

W.S. nods it's head.

"Well thanks." They're suddenly surrounded by other Watermelon Stevens holding spears made of wood and rock. The one that helped Jasper got in front of her and told them to stand down. Jasper looked at their choice of weaponry and got cocky. "You really think those feeble things scare me?"

The warrior then pulled out Desert Eagles and cocked them back, pointing them at Jasper.

Jasper sweat dropped. "Well then…"

Back at the hospital

"I'm sure she's fine." Steven says. "She's obviously survived worse."

"Done. And who survived what now?" Priyanka says, writing down his blood pressure and putting the cuff back.

"Sorry. I was talking about Jasper."

"And she is…"

"Another gem that's trying to kill me." he explains

"... You seem to be a hit with the ladies on both sides of the spectrum, huh?"

"I know, right?!"

"Anyway, your BP is 105/70. For someone with an appetite like yours, you're almost in perfect health." she puts down her clipboard and walks over to a wall and steps on and button.

"Almost?" he questions.

"I just need to check your weight. Come step on this scale." He walks over to the small digital scale at the wall and steps on it.

8"And your weight is… 197.6. And if you factor off a couple pounds due to clothes, 194.6. My god, you are a dreamboat." She compliments.

"You dream of boats?" He asks confused.

"That's not what I meant, Steven." She says, facepalming.

"I've had some weird dreams myself, ya know. Like that one time I'm eve helped Kiki get through her fear of her sister as Pizza… wait, that wasn't right."

"We'll talk later. I-" her phone starts ringing. "Hold on, I need to take this. It's my boss." She walks outside her office.

"Hello… yes…. Look I didn't really intend to tell you about that…. I'll see if I can get a sample later. I'll ask Connie about it… I can't do that, she's my daughter's boyfriend!... Well yes, but-..." She starts blushing. HARD. "I really need to stop telling you everything. Yes, it felt better- wait, what is it with you and my sex life?!... (sigh) Okay, fine. I'll ask him. But if this bites me in the back, you'll owe me… Oh really? Well, okay fine." She hangs up and walks back in her office.

"What's up, doc?" Steven asks, holding up a picture of a carrot.

Priyanka looks at him, confused and blushing. "I'm not even gonna- look, I need to ask you something REALLY personal. And I need your upmost approval and maybe Connie's too."

"Go on…" Steven pressures.

"I… um… kinda squealed to my boss, who is also my best friend/girlfriend about that one night we had with Stevonnie. And I may or may not have said something related to your healing powers. And that it's stronger with your… sperm."

"...Okay." Steven says unfazed.

"She wants a sample of it. She wants to analyze it and see why it has healing components. And she also mentioned about the Goddess of Medicine for some reason."

"...and so she wants you to get it from me. Right?" Steven basically confirms.

"...Yes. But I was gonna ask Connie inst-"

"She called it."

Priyanka looks at him in surprise. "What?"

"Connie called it. Before I came here, she assumed that you were gonna do something like this. She approved way ahead of time."

"What makes you say that?"

"Connie and I basically fucked you senseless as Stevonnie. So the barrier of human ethics already dropped. And she knew that you'd want to do it again."

"What makes you think that I was gonna ask for sex when it came to this?"

"I'm me. No one can resist me… unless you're trying to kill me." Steven says with some smugness. "So what do you want me to do?"

"I was just gonna wait outside while you… do the thing." She gets out a big, unlabeled prescription bottle. "Put it in this."

"Ok. And uh, could you stay in here with me? I kinda need some… inspiration. And what better available than the… "MILF" in front of me? I think that's the term Connie said to use."

"I think Connie wants this to happen more than I do." Priyanka thinks in her head. "Alright Steven. Let's just get the sample and we'll discuss… "this" later with Connie. Ok?" He nods. "So you just want to look at something appetizing, right?" He nods again.

She smirks. "I know what to do. But first…" She walks to the door and puts up a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign. "Now no one 'll come in and bother us." She then walks right up to Steven, who's still sitting on the patient bed. She takes off her lab coat and unbuttons her pants, letting them fall to the ground revealing her smooth legs and pink panties. She noticed that Steven began to pitch a tent in his jeans. She subtly licked her lips in secret want. She turned around so that she wasn't looking at him and her butt was in his face and as she did, she heard an unzip sound and eventually a frequent pat sound.

Steven's breathing started to get a bit erratic as he kept jerking himself. He was really enticed by the bubble butt in front of him. Actually, he was enticed by Priyanka as a whole. "I see where Connie gets her attributes from." He thinks to himself.

Priyanka eventually assists him by pulling a chair and leaning forward on it, pushing her booty more towards his face. But what sparked Steven's next actions was that she started to form a wet spot.

"Sorry about this." He starts.

"Sorry for wh-(surprised gasp)" She's cut off by Steven as he thrusts his dick in between her thighs rubbing against her panty covered pussy as well. Grabbing her thighs and pushing them together on his dick he starts thrusting in between her legs. Her soft skin providing way more pleasure than his own hand.

Priyanka tightened her grip on the chair in reaction as she adjusted to the sudden movement. As he continued, she looked down to see his lower head poke in and out of view with a tiny dribble of cum leaking out.

"Um… I'm about to… let it out." As he said that, she grabbed the empty bottle and put it underneath his cockhead slowly catching the dribble before he stiffened and started having an orgasm.

The first spurt of cum came out rapidly, but didn't exactly shoot. It trailed off the tip and dropped into the bottle. Then the second spurt. Then the third. The bottle was being filled rapidly, and the air was quickly filling up with his horny scent which Priyanka took a whiff of. When she did, she felt the tiniest shudder of pleasure from her pushy. "What is the deal with me?" She thought to herself as she grew more and more aroused.

When Steven eventually finished cumming she put the lid on the now full bottle and sat it on the counter. "Alright Steven. Now that's over with you should be…" She trailed off as she looked back at him and couldn't help but notice that he was still hard as a rock. And the way he was sitting there, breathing a little heavy with his pants off didn't help her either.

And for some reason, she just said "Fuck it."

"Steven." He looked at her. "Did you fully cum from that?" He nodded his head hesitantly. "Did you really?" He paused… then shook his head. "Would you mind if I help you get it all out?" He shook his head. "alright then."

She got in front of Steven and on her knees, putting a cushion under them to make the tile floor more comfortable on her knees. She put her hands on his inner thighs before spreading his legs wide. She then got right up close to his low head and gave him a slow lick. He let out a moan in response and gripped the seat.

"This is gonna be good." Priyanka says before putting a hand on his shaft and sucking on his head. Steven let out another moan at that. Her plump lips trapped his tip as her tongue swirled and lapped at it without mercy. Her hand started stroking his shaft as she continued servicing him.

After a few minutes of her taking it lightly, Priyanka removed her hand and lowered her head on his entire length, his tip now reaching her throat. Her nose pressed against his body and his pubic hair tickled her face. Once she knew she could take him fully she started bobbing her head on him. Steven let out another moan and placed his hands on her head, but still let her remain in control.

More minutes went by with Priyanka enjoying herself slurping up his surprisingly tasty cock before she felt him twitch against the roof of her mouth. "He's gonna burst soon…" An idea popped in her head. She did it to Doug plenty of times, she figured it'd would work on him too "might as well try this technique and see if it works." She slowly pulled off of him, making him let out a small groan as he didn't finish. She walked over to a nearby cabinet and grabbed two disposable latex gloves before walking back to her patient.

"I just realized that there's one more thing I need to check for." she says as she puts them on.

"What's that?"

"You'll see…" she tells him while making sure her gloves are on tight and lubricated. She got back right in front of his crotch. "Alright, this might feel weird at first." She says before sliding a finger to his anus, prodding it. Steven shuddered from the coolness of the lubricated finger before being reminded to relax. Priyanka then slid her finger inside slowly. Steven's breathing got more noticeable as her finger went deeper inside. Her finger moved around as if it was searching for something, but she found it the moment Steven reacted.

"Ahh!" Steven felt her finger rub against something very sensitive as it made his dick stiffen even harder than before.

"There it is." Priyanka said as she slowly rubbed her finger against the spot as if she was inspecting it. "Average size… no bumps… no soft spots… and you definitely don't have that." Priyanka slid her finger further inside as far as she could before noticing Steven's precum dripping down his shaft. She also noticed his dick was twitching, meaning he was close to an orgasm. Once she was finished she slid her finger out slowly while licking the cum that dripped down his shaft. She also noticed that her glove was spotless save for most of the lube being gone. "Alright. No abnormalities there… and you're clean." She took off the glove in her one hand and threw it in the trash.

"Now back to obtaining a sample." Priyanka said while licking her lips once more as she then took his cock deep in her mouth, her gloveless hand placed on his front with her thumb and index wrapped around the base. Steven had bucked his hips up into her mouth as a knee jerk reaction as his orgasm slowly approached. Steven had moved his grip from the seat he was on to Priyanka's head, making sure not to grip her too tight. "D-Doc, I'm about to-" right before he finished what he was saying Priyanka popped her mouth off his dick, but continued stroking him with her hand.

"Alright, now for the climax." She grabbed a nearby petri dish and placed it on his stomach before slipping out her tongue to rub his shaft again before sliding it down to his butt. Once she prepared herself she then slid her tongue in his ass, rubbing her tongue along his walls and the tip pressed against his pressure point.

Steven was not ready for that at all as he instantly came hard once he felt that. A huge stream of cum shot up in the air before landing on his stomach before subsequent shots followed, pelting his stomach, the dish occasionally and even Priyanka's face with cum. "My god, this kid cums a lot!... If someone has a cum related fetish he'd definitely satisfy them."

Steven eventually got himself to stop cumming, and once Priyanka pulled away does she fully see the mess he made. He was breathing heavily, exhausted from that monster orgasm. His entire upper body except his face was covered in thick strands of pink. The petri dish was full, and it was a big one. She registered the feeling of the warm cum that was on her face and pooled it up in her hands before licking it up. For some reason, she felt rejuvenated afterwards.

"What… was that?" Steven asked between breaths. "What the heck... did you do?"

"I stimulated your prostate." Priyanka says as she removes the full petri dish off of him and sets it next to the cup on the counter.

"My… what?"

"There's this little gland right behind your shaft about the size of a walnut. It's what's needed to generate semen. But what I just did to you is called a rimjob." Priyanka grabbed some paper towels and wiped off the cum that was on his body.

"Huh… neat." Steven made a mental note in his head to try that with two shorties in his future.

"I wouldn't have done that if you were dirty back there. I probably don't need to say why."

"Nah nah, I understand… so is that all you need?"

"Yup. That's it." Priyanka grabs a clipboard which had all of Steven's stats recorded. "You're pretty much in perfect health. Although I do advise one thing."

"What's that?"

"You drink a lot of clear fluids. I don't want you shriveling up because you have one giant orgasm and you can't get any more out." Priyanka smirked as she said that.

Steven blushed before walking backward towards the door and giving her a thumbs up. "Alrighty, see ya."

"Okay, one last thing."

"Now what?" Steven stopped, maybe getting a bit annoyed.

"You're next appointment is in four weeks. I'll have my office open on Saturday." Priyanka winked at him.

"G-got it." Steven says as he exited the room.

Priyanka pulled out her phone and called her boss. "Alright, I got the sample… and plenty of it. Now what am I gonna do with it?"