Once apon a time in a bedroom not under the stairs there lived a boy named Harry Potter. Harry Potter was a special boy for he was a wizard. he had spent a lot of time the last year learning about the wizarding world at Hogwarts, but alas he was stuck with the Dursleys again. his uncle was having a visitor over so Harry had to stay up in his room pretending he didn't exist.

After a while a little creature showed up. It called itself dobby. Dobby was a house elf who had come to visit Harry but he was very sad. the cause of his sadness was the fact that he was naked because he lost his clothes and his master wouldn't give him any. so Harry looked at dobby for about 5 minutes and then they did it. (they fucked)

The End