The White Spy climbed sneakily onto the kitchen table where the Grey Spy was idly standing.

"It's time to kick Grey Spy off the table!" White said.

Black Spy was mcfucking pissed, "Don't do it, White Spy! That's our unrequited love interest Grey Spy!

"You're going into orbit, you stupid smuck!" he said, kicking Grey Spy into gotdam space.

"WHIIITTEE SPYYY! Black yelled.