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"Disgust, would you rather eat a pound of broccoli everyday for a week or let Anger choose Riley's outfit for a week?" asked Joy.
"Ugh, probably the broccoli, because there's no way that this brickhead is taking over my job!" Disgust said. "Joy and Sadness, what were your exact thoughts when you heard Riley was running away? Did you want to cry? Scream? Something else?"
"My thoughts was, what were the others thinking? I couldn't believe they would do something like that!" Joy said. "That's just...crazy!"
"They?! What do you mean, they?!" Disgust said. "It was Anger's whole idea!"
"Well, whoever thought of that was crazy," Joy said.
"You probably knew what I wanted to do..." Sadness said. "Fear, if you had a nightmare, who would you seek comfort from?"
"Hm...either Joy or you, Sadness," Fear said. "This is for everyone. How would we react if we had to move again?"
"I'd go bonkers," Anger said. "But if we moved back to Minnesota, I'd be cool with that."
"Yeah, and I'd hope that we don't move somewhere even more disgusting or lose our moving van again," Disgust said.
"Mom and Dad made sure that wouldn't happen again if we ever did move again," Joy said. "So I'm sure it would still be exciting."
"And we'd leave our San Francisco friends behind...like Jordan..." Sadness said.
"And we could still Skype him!" Joy said. "Anyway, what are your thoughts on Mukbang?"
"Those weird eating shows? That's just really stupid to do eating shows! And lame," Anger said. "Kid, have you ever heard of Rainbow Loom before?"
"Yeah, and they would be exhausting to make...it would hurt my arms," Sadness said. "Um...I think this is a question for the trio. What was that black stuff on the console when Riley was running away?"
"Well," Disgust said. "The idea bulb got really hot when we were trying to remove it, so we used some crops to remove it and the hotness from the bulb caused the console to turn black."
"BEANPOLE! Can you play any instruments?" Anger read.
"Well, some can be too loud and some can hurt your fingers, like those string instruments...so no, I don't really play any," Fear said. "Joy, what are your thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey?"
"Oh...that movie...uh, well, it's not kid-friendly, that's for sure so I don't really have anything to say about that," Joy said. "Sadness, this is a dare. You have to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with Anger."
"Oh, for goodness sake!" Anger complained. "Again with me and Sadness?! We're not together!"
"You have to do it, brickhead," Disgust said dragging them both to the closet. She pushed them in and locked them. Sadness and Anger stared at each other as the emotions waited for the big moment.
"Let's just get this over with," Anger grumbled. They both nervously got close to each other and kissed for a second.
"OKAY! WE DID IT!" Anger yelled through the closet.
Joy opened the closet. "Show us then," she said.
Sadness and Anger quickly kissed one more time and Joy squealed. "Awwwww!" she said.
"Ugh, just stop," Anger said wiping his mouth with his tie.
"Um...Disgust, what do you think of the yuki otta legend?" Sadness read.
"This sounds like an anime and I never heard of that so I don't have anything to say," Disgust said. "Joy, can you tell one of us that Jay from the Kubz Scouts is that dude?" (A/N: Yessss THAT DUDE!)
"Yessss, Jay! He's THAT DUDE!" Joy said excitedly. Joy grabbed the next card and started having a different vision. She was alone at Headquarters and she looked around confused. "Hello?! Guys?!" Joy called.
"Hi Joy," a familiar voice said. Joy looked behind him and saw Bing Bong from behind her. (A/N: I'm sorry you guys. Blame Crystal Ball.)
"B-Bing Bong?!" Joy said excitedly.
"It's great to see you Joy," Bing Bong said. "Why don't you read me that question you got there?"
"O...Okay," Joy said. "You said that you were part cat, part elephant and part dolphin, right? Well, what are your legs based off of?"
"Well...it's basically based off a cat too because it looks a lot like my tail, right?" Bing Bong answered.
Joy nodded with tears in her eyes.
"See you soon, Joy," Bing Bong said and Joy's vision was now back at Headquarters with the other emotions looking at her in confusion.
"Are you okay, Joy...?" Sadness asked.
Joy looked down and slowly nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine," she said. She looked at the card that she was holding. It was a different one this time. "Anger, what are your thoughts on Minions?"
"That's nothing but the dumbest movie in the world!" Anger said. "Cone nose, this is a dare."
"Great," Disgust said.
"You have to sing Girls Talk Boys by 5SOS while you wear this 80's wig and while I record you," Anger said. "And you're singing it with Joy!"
"Seriously?" Disgust complained. "Another stupid duet?"
"I'm sure it'll be fun!" Joy said.
"Whatever," Disgust said.
They stood next to each other and they started to sing, "When the girls, when the girls talk, when the girls talk boys. Oh, when the girls, when the girls talk, when the girls talk boys."
"Hey!" Joy sang.
"When you're talking to your girls, do you talk about me? Do you say that I'm a sweetheart or do you say that I'm a freak?" Disgust sang.
"Do you tell them white lies, or do you tell them the truth? Do you tell them that you love me the way I've been loving you?" Joy sang.
"Cause every night, you and I find ourselves," they both sang. "Kissing and touching like no one else. Falling and falling until I fall...for you."
"Cause I've been talking to my friends, the way you take away my breath," Disgust sang.
"It's something bigger than myself, it's something I don't understand, no no," Joy sang.
"I know we're young and people change and we may never feel the same," Disgust sang.
"So baby, tell em what you say..." they both sang. "When the girls, when the girls talk, when the girls talk boys. Oh, when the girls, when the girls talk, when the girls talk boys."
"Hey!" Joy finished.
Everyone started to clap as the two emotions sat down.
"This is for all of us," Disgust said. "What is our favorite Disney princess? I'm gonna have to go with Cinderella since she doesn't annoy me so much."
"I love princess Anna! She's just like me!" Joy said cheerfully.
"I'll say Sleeping Beauty...it's sad when she touched the spinning wheel," Sadness said.
"Well, I'm not a fan of the whole Disney princesses thing, so I don't have a favorite," Anger said.
"Well, I guess I'll say Ariel, I don't really have a favorite," Fear said. "Joy, what do you think of Margo and Antonio from Despicable Me 2?"
"They are so CUTE!" Joy squealed. "They would be the perfect couple! Anyway, Disgust, do you like jogging?"
"Pfft, no. It gets you all sweaty and disgusting," Disgust said. "Sadness, do you think if you cried hard enough, you can flood the whole HQ?"
"Well, it could be possible if I cry forever," Sadness said. "This is a dare for Anger, Disgust and Joy. You have to sing the Campfire Song from Spongebob. Anger has to be Spongebob, Disgust has to be Patrick and Joy has to be Squidward."
"Patrick?! Me?! No!" Disgust said. "I can't! I'm not being the stupid low voiced starfish!"
"Well, I don't even need to say anything then," Joy said shrugging.
"Let's just get this over with," Anger grumbled. He started to sing, "Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you will think that you can sing it fast, well then your wrong, but it will help if you just sing along..."
"Bum bum bum..." Disgust grumbled in embarrassment.
Anger started to sing faster, "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! It'll help if you just sing along! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! Patrick!" Anger pointed at Disgust.
"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..." Disgust sang quickly.
"Squidward!" Anger pointed at Joy, who didn't say anything. "Good! It'll help, it'll help! If you just sing along! Oh yeah!"
Sadness and Fear started to clap slowly. Fear started to smirk which caused Anger to glare at him.
"BEANPOLE! What's your favorite type of book to read?" Anger read.
"Well, I just like those stories with happy endings. I don't want any scary stories!" Fear said. "Disgust, what do you think of the Ice Age movie series?"
"Well, they have some minor bad words, but the series is alright," Disgust said shrugging. "This is for all of us. Are we good at math?"
"Sadness, what's 345 times 67?" Joy asked randomly.
"Um...I think 23,115..." Sadness answered.
Joy checked a calculator and gasped. "Wow! You got it! Sadness is the genius!"
"Brickface what's 12 times 12?" Disgust asked then whispered to Sadness, "He doesn't know this one."
"Isn't it, like, 142 or something?" Anger asked.
"WRONG! It's 144, genius!" Disgust said laughing. "We have the genius at math-" She pointed at Sadness. "And the dumbest at math!" She pointed at Anger. "Joy, do you like playing Angry Birds?"
"Well, yeah, it can be a lot of fun to do if you're bored!" Joy said. "Fear, this is a dare. You have to LEVITATE!" (A/N: Thanks, Crystal Ball...XD)
"Okay then," Fear said awkwardly. He got ready to run really fast. When he did he jumped fast and then moved his fast feet, making him float. He was able to float for 13 seconds and gravity put him back down.
"Wow!" Joy said with surprise.
"Thanks," Fear said. "Anger, do you realize that you and Spongebob Squarepants dress pretty similar? How do you think you would go working at the Krusty Krab?"
"Don't even remind me of Spongebob! And second of all, ha! Working at that stupid restaurant sounds easy!" Anger said. "Joy, how in the world do you glow?"
"Well, if I'm happy, my skin just...glows! It's what I do," Joy said. "Sadness, what would you do if you were Riley's main emotion someday? How do you think me and the others would react?"
"I think you would be pretty shocked," Sadness said. "So would I. I don't know why they would pick me. Anyway, Disgust, do you watch Steven Universe?"
"Uh...no, not really," Disgust said. "I'm not a big fan of cartoons. This is for Joy and Sadness. Were you frustrated and annoyed when you got close to a personality, it fell?"
"Yeah, I was," Sadness said. "All of that walking made me tired."
"But we had to stay positive and keep going! This was for Riley!" Joy said. "Fear, what are your thoughts on ASMR?"
"Well, it's supposed to be this relaxation thing, right? So that wouldn't be scary," Fear said. "Disgust, what are your thoughts on eating disorders?"
"Omigod," Disgust said. "That is just disgusting! And what you have to eat instead? Totally disgusting!" she started to gag. "Ugh...anyway, brickface, what's your favorite character from Monsters Inc and why?"
"Well, I don't really know much about that movie but Sully looks pretty strong, like me!" Anger said. "Joy, what would you do if Riley was arrested by Agent Smith from the Matrix, and she ends up in an interrogation room with him and two other agents, and he sits across the desk from you, opens a folder slowly glances through it and says, 'As you can see we had our eye on you for some time now, Ms. Andersen.'"
"First of all, I don't know how we would get arrested and second of all, that would be pretty scary," Joy said. "Sadness, True Love Restraint or Twilight Homicide?"
"Twilight Homicide sounds sadder," Sadness said. "Anger, would you rather never get a question asked about you and me again or don't get anymore singing dares?"
"I'd rather have to be asked about me and Sadness. I'm just sick of those singing dares," Anger said. "Joy, why did you think Yandere Simulator was pointless when you played it?"
"Well, since there isn't a way to win your Senpai then how are you supposed to win?" Joy said. "And the last one is a dare for Anger. You have to let Disgust paint your fingernails and your toenails."
"WHAT?!" Anger yelled and everyone started laughing, except Disgust.
"I'm not doing that!" she said. "I don't want smell his disgusting feet!"
"You have to!" Joy said giving her the nail polish.
Anger groaned as Disgust, feeling revolted, started to take his shoes off. (A/N: Ugh, imagine what Anger's feet look like.) She later on did his fingernails and when Anger looked at them, they were shiny and bright pink.
"I look stupid!" Anger yelled and Disgust smirked.
"No!" Anger said walking away. "I'm done! I can't handle this anymore!"
Guest: I'm really sorry for doing your dares late. It's just that your reviews are coming in pretty late so I wouldn't be able to do it in time. But anyway, here you go!
Crystal Ball: Jay is THAT DUDE! XD
Fear 552: Hahahaha, thank you. :)
ponystoriesandothers: Yes, Disgust is very evil.
Orangebird124: Yep! It's so adorbs, right? :D
The Creativity Queen 101: No problem!
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PLEASE READ THIS AS WELL! You guys have been amazing so far with your questions! I decided to return the favor to you guys! If you want, you can ask me questions or dares that has to do with your OTPs! You can go ahead and ask away!
I hope you guys enjoyed this!