**Chapter three, teeheehee! I am just so funny! This will be Hermione's chapter! Everything will start going her way and she gets a bit of revenge on some certain Slytherin A-holes! I don't own Harry Potter or any thing else, so stop asking!**

Hermione had gotten it. It would be finished in about a day, so she didn't need that much

time. It was simple; all she had to do was write down everything she wanted changed

about her body, mix the ingredients in her cauldron, and the drink. The results would be

gradual so it would seem as though everything would occur naturally. After debating for

several minutes, she decided she would do the spell the next day in the girl's bathroom

since she had also made friends with Moaning Myrtle.

Although she was excited about the next day, the day she was still in was

becoming more and more horrible as it when on. As usual no one talked to her in her first

five classes, and then she ended up almost fainted while going to Transfiguration, from

her lack of food, so she ended up being late. ***Not eating, not a good idea. I am going

to start doing poorly if I don't eat. I will just eat healthier*** her day was not going the

way she had planned. Hermione was becoming angrier as the day went on. No one knew

about Hermione's short temper. She was actually much worse than Ron was, when she

was mad it was not a pretty sight. Potions class was what had struck her final nerve.

***Potions with the Slytherins, the worst thing ever*** Although she hated being

in that class because of the people, Hermione had always been very good in Potions, so

the class was never hard, but it was very much like torture. As Hermione thought of the

spell for the next day, Hermione felt someone run into her and all her books fell on the

floor. "Watch it mudblood." Of course it was Malfoy, who else could it have been? "Not

now Malfoy." Hermione mumbled. Draco looked down at her and laughed, and then he

walked away. Hermione picked up her books and ran to her class praying that she would

not be late. Lucky for her she wasn't but she received yet another glare from Professor

Snape, but in the mood she was in, she no longer cared. Most of the class was there, so

she went straight for the back of the class. When class started Draco was of course not

there, but he did show up 10 minutes after class started. ***What a showoff. He is going

to end up just like his father, has been a Death Eater now stuck in Azkaban for life***

She sighed, although she knew everything about what happened to Draco's father, she

did feel sorry for him once, once being the key word.

Professor Snape looked around the classroom in disgust, as usual and said in his

famous short yet mean way, "Today you will all be creating an advanced healing potion.

Longbottom stay as far away from the other students as humanly possible." He glared at

Neville who turned red and moved his things to a table in the far back. Now Neville was

someone Hermione felt sorry for. ***This is no time to be feeling sorry for Neville, I

should really just pay attention and get my potion finished*** Snape continued and said,

"Open your books to page 574 and begin now!" Hermione did not need to be told twice.

Right after Snape had said that she immediately opened her book and had read the entire

potion once and began cutting up the ingredients. ***I don't know why I'm going so fast,

and actually concentrating, Harry and Ron usually cracked jokes at our table and we all

ended up goofing around the entire class, just finishing***

Within a matter of minutes Hermione had completely made the potion and was

waiting for Snape to take a look at it. She looked around and saw Snape heading towards

her. He took a look at the finished potion and said, "Well Miss Granger you finished

quite quickly. Are you in a hurry to leave my class?" Hermione stared him straight in the

eye and said, "No Professor, I just happened to finish before the others." ***Snape hasn't

really been mean to me lately, ever since Harry and Ron stopped talking to me*** He

again looked at the potion, picked up a ladle, dipped it in the potion and said, "Well let's

see if your potion is any good?" He put the ladle to his lips and drank it. ***Oh I hope I

did it right, I hope I did it right, I hope I did it right*** After 10 seconds Snape seemed to

glow a bit more than before so Hermione knew the potion had worked, but what would

he say? Snape looked at her and said, "Miss Granger your potion is a success"

***I can not believe he actually said that, to me of all people!*** She looked

around to see Malfoy in utter awe, Parvati and Lavender were stricken with shock, and

Harry and Ron could not believe what they had heard as they looked at Hermione with

open mouths. The rest of the class seemed to be the same way. ***I don't know why I am

so shocked, I am very smart and I should have expected none the less*** Hermione just

smiled and went back to looking at her book. For the next half hour Hermione just

watched the other students mess up their potions, she still had a while before her

important potion was ready. As Snape walked over to Ron the door opened, "A word

professor?" Tiny Professor Flitwick squeaked. Snape nodded and strode over to the door

and said, "Continue working on your potions, and do not try anything that you wouldn't

do when I am still in the classroom." He slammed the door and everyone started talking.

Hermione kept her head in her book until she heard her name. "So Granger what's

the deal? Did you get Snape to feel so bad for your mudblood self that he had to say

someone that's not for once degrading?" Malfoy said loudly causing people to laugh.

***Make a comeback Hermione ***

Hermione stood up and said, "No Malfoy, it just turns out that for once I have

been recognized as the smart individual that I actually am. You know just me, not anyone

else and by the way the word mudblood is very outdated you might need to think of a

new one in your extremely short vocabulary." She stared at him straight in the eye and

waited for his reply. Malfoy thought for a moment and then said, "So Granger has grown

a backbone, well I think if I try hard enough I could break the backbone right in half.

How's this for size then? Oh how funny size, considering yours, you are rather

humungous. Your mudblood parents don't even deserve to have you as a daughter, but

then again your parents and your entire family probably all look that way" Hermione just

looked at him, then Pansy piped up, "How about this, you are just a waste of space fatty.

Too much space for that matter! You should just wish yourself away!"

Hermione just looked forward, she was so angry. She had never been this angry b

before. They had insulted her, and they had insulted her parents, she was not going to

take this. The nerve had broken. She looked at Harry and Ron; neither of them were

laughing or smiling. Pansy however had something else to say, "What's a matter

Granger? Did we insult your family of hippogriffs? Oh wait you insulted your family,

your too fat and ugly to even be considered one of them, they would be ashamed!" What

Hermione did next was so unpredicted everyone gasped, and some even screamed.

Hermione went straight over to Pansy and punched her right in the face, sending her

directly into the wall that was about 5 yards behind her. Hermione wasn't done yet, she

walked over to Malfoy very slowly and then kicked him right in the, uh, lower area, and

finally she slapped him right in the face just as she had done in third year, and sent him

doubling over in pain. Everyone looked at her in utter shock; they all edged away from

her. Hermione wasn't convinced that had all gotten the picture so she said in an

alarmingly calm voice, "Now after what you have all just seen you can tell that I have

quite a short temper when aggravated. So I will say this, I don't like getting that way but

if anyone ever insults me or my family again I may just have to act that way again."

After she said that she just stood there, watching everyone stare at her. A few

moments later Snape came back in and looked around the class room, Pansy had been

thrown threw a wall and was unconscious, and Draco's nose was bleeding and he was on

the floor curl in a ball. Snape saw that everyone was looking at Hermione who looked

directly at him. He then said, "Miss Granger go to the headmaster's office right now,

before I punish you myself."

Hermione did as she was told and walked right to Dumbledore's office. The

gargoyle in front of it said in a low voice, "Password?" ***Oh great I don't know the

password, it think it's a kind of candy*** "Err, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?"

Hermione guessed. The gargoyle looked at her and then opened up to reveal a moving

staircase. Hermione jumped on and waited to reach Dumbledore's office. ***Would he

expel me? There's a chance he will, but then again maybe he won't. Dumbledore has

always been such a kind person, but then again.. ***

She reached Dumbledore's office and walked in. "Hello Professor?" She called

out. The portrait next to her was of a tall man. Somewhat old, but not very, he had a

sword in his hand and was on a thrown. ***A king maybe? He looks like one, but almost

doesn't seem to be the type, oh wait he has a crown too*** the king looked at her and

said, "My dear lady, the headmaster is on his ladder, reading. You may call him as he is

not doing anything really." She smiled and said a polite thank you and walked further

into the office. Hundreds and hundreds of books lined the shelves and other magical

things were scattered around. She was taken back by all the books, so she did not realize

that Dumbledore had been sitting on a ladder reading right above her. He saw her and

climbed down. "Hello Miss Granger, do have a seat." He said.

She sat down and waited to hear her punishment. ***Wait, Dumbledore doesn't

know what happened, or does he? Am I going to have to explain it to him? Am I going to

have to say that kicked Malfoy hard in the groin? Or that I threatened the Slytherins. Oh

no** "Well Miss Granger I see that you are aware of why you are hear?" Dumbledore

asked, his usually blue eyes twinkling. "Yes sir, I caused trouble in Professor Snape's

class." She said trying to sound as mature and all knowing as possible. "That is some of

what I was written of. Professor Snape wrote me a rather intriguing letter stating that you

punched Mrs. Parkinson through a wall, and you kicked and slapped Mr. Malfoy until he

was on the floor in pain. He also wrote that you then threatened the Slytherins."

Dumbledore said still smiling. ***Why is he smiling? *** "Yes sir it is all true."

Hermione said a bit sadly to make it sound as if she regretted doing it.

"I see." Dumbledore said. He smiled, as if he was formatting a plan inside his

head. He looked at Hermione and finally said, "Alright then Miss Granger you are free to

go." Hermione was a bit confused so she blurred out, "What about my punishment?"

Dumbledore had directed his attention to the Sorting hat, which was sitting up and on a

shelf. He said, "There is no need for a punishment Miss Granger, but certain 'actions'

will be taken. I think you may be happy with them, ah yes; I shouldn't go giving away

now should I? You are free to take a lemon drop on your way out." Dumbledore looked

back at Hermione once more and winked at her. She smiled and took a lemon drop and

left the office. On her way down the stairs she couldn't help but think ***certain actions?

What does that mean? By the way he said it, it's supposed to be good, and I think that the

news may even be just for me! Oh now I'm excited to see what the news is! *** Once

Hermione left Dumbledore walked over to the Sorting Hat and said, "We need to talk."

***Oh dear it's already time for dinner. The news!*** She hurried down the

steps, ignored the stares she got from other students, and made her way to the Great Hall,

where she took a seat and the very end of the table. She looked up at the Staff table.

***Hmmm that's odd, Dumbledore isn't there, and, um, some of the teachers are looking

at me a smiling. Why is everyone smiling? Is this an epidemic of smiling?*** She

laughed to herself and looked over at the Slytherin table; she spotted Malfoy, who had a

bandage on his nose. She laughed harder this time because that was extremely funny.

Some people looked at her, including her friend Padma Patil, who pointed at Malfoy and

gave Hermione the thumbs up. Hermione gave thumbs up back, and saw Dumbledore

finally coming. He had the Sorting hat with him. ***The Sorting hat?

UMMMMMMM, I hope the news isn't actually bad news, Dumbledore gets the two

mixed up*** Hermione began biting on her fingernails in nervousness as Dumbledore

began to speak. "Well before we begin dinner I have news for all of you. Indeed for the

first time ever, the Sorting hat has made a mistake."

Many people gasped, wondering what the mistake was and who it involved.

Dumbledore ignored them and continued, "One person in this school is indeed in the

wrong house. The Sorting hat was able to see the problem a lot sooner before I did and I

seemed to ignore it. As time went on I realized that the Sorting Hat was none the less

right. So this person will be re-sorted and we will all see if the place they are in is really

right for them. This person is very smart, and until just recently had the sorting hat

noticed that she was put into the wrong house for the wrong reason. Next time I will

listen to the Sorting Hat sooner. Will Miss Hermione Granger please come up to the

stool?" Now everyone gasped, everyone looked right at Hermione as she got up and

walked the long walk to the stool. ***I'M IN THE WRONG HOUSE? What if I

belong in Slytherin? Oh no, what if it turns out I really don't belong here at all? What if I

am sent back to Gryffindor? Oh dear that would be embarrassing, going up to the Sorting

hat and then sitting back down. ***

After what seemed like hours, she made it up to the stool and sat on it, where, for

the second time, the Sorting hat was placed on her head. "Hello Miss Granger!" the

Sorting hat said kindly. "I can tell you are a bit nervous, but don't worry you are not

going into Slytherin rest assured. When I saw you in Dumbledore's office today, he

finally realized that I have been right after all this time. When I heard of what you had

done, it made very clear sense. You are not happy like you used to be. I should have

known when I first sorted you. You have several amazing abilities and it seems I

neglected to see some them all the way through. After this your happiness will be

restored to greater heights. Now, after what I have seen and what I now know, there is no

doubt about my answer, RAVENCLAW!" Hermione gasped, and she was the only

one, everyone else was silent. She looked at the Ravenclaw students and after about three

seconds they erupted in cheers and so did the Hufflepuffs and most of the teachers for

that matter. It was enough for Hermione; she smiled more widely than she had ever

smiled. This had to be the happiest moment of her life, knowing where she belongs.

*** All done! Anyway, third chapter, I know took long enough. I had a bruised self confidence, what can I say? ***