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At The Doctor

Will: "And I thought Octavian was bad. You're in desperate need of blood."

Nico: "What? No I'm not."

Will: "Sit on the stool. It'll be a quick fix, I promise."

Nico: "No, I'm fine."

Will: "I told that underworld stuff literally drains you."

Nico: *scoffs* "What do you know..."

Will: "Sit, Death Boy."

Nico: "...Fine."

Will: "Now, what kind of blood do you have?"

Nico: "What?"

Will: "You know, what's your type?"

Percy: *from the other side of camp* "IT AIN'T MEEEEE!"

Nico: *faceplams*

Leo: "Never letting you live that down."

Nico: "Share this with anyone you will wake up the next day to be tied to your bed with me pouring olive oil all over your body then pouring a bucket of water over your whole body."

Leo: "Is that supposed to be a torture or something?"

Annabeth: "Water and oil don't mix Valdez you should know this because you cook all the time."

Annabeth: "Anyways what were you guys looking at anyways?"

Nico: *death glares Leo*

Leo: "Nothing."

Jason: "So like what did you all get for Christmas?"

Nico: "or Hanukkah you idiot."

Nico: "I got the best present ever."

Leo: "Will's hand in marriage?"

Nico: "No!"

Nico: "I got that Mythomagic set I wanted."

Will: "I got him that so he would stop bugging me about it."

Nico: "I got you something even better!"

Will: "Yeah I finally got the dope to kiss me."

Percy & Jason: "YOU WHAT!"

Nico: "Will run!"

Percy: "NICO I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Jason: "NOT UNLESS I DO IT FIRST!"

Nico: *stops* *panting* "Will WTF."

Will: "Sorry."

Percy: *sneaks up behind Nico* *grabs his arms from behind* "Jason grab the legs!"

Jason: *grabs Nico's legs* "Why do I always get the legs?"

Will: "What do they do to you anyways?"

Nico: "They dump me in the lake."

Will: "WHAT! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DROWN HIM!"

Percy: "Sh*t Jason put him down and run!"

Percy & Jason: *running for their lives*

Nico: "Thanks Will."

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