6Zootopia: How to be a furry
By: TwinDrake / Drake Knight
A/N: This is a parody, chill your tits.
Judy hops was walking down the street. He saw nick. "Hey nick, do you want to go to a furry con?" "Fuckin' ye mate, let's go to furrcon!" dey went to furrcon "Hey joody, why da fuq we goin' to furrcon wen we r furrs?"
"because we support drump and we kill rselvs on a consistient baseis" joody reppled. Den Drake Knight, de lord and saviour of satire came to save dem. "I'm Drake Knight bitch! Come with me if you want to live." "Why shud we go wit you mate?" day both sed in unicion. "Because you're both furries, and I'm taking you to true furry convention. #ANTHROCON HERE WE COME MOTHER FUCKERS!"
The trio met famous YouTuber Foxalbiazul because why not? "Yo, Fox, long time no see."
Fox: *posts tweet
"Fox, hello?"
Fox: *posts tweet
"Yo, can you stop shitposting on Tw er?"
Fox: *posts tweet
"Fuck this shit I'm out" Drake kills himself by drinking a gallon of bleech. So do nik and joody. The end.
A/N: Alright, so I just read "How to piss off the characters of Zootopia" or whatever the title is, and I saw it was written for Sir SomeGuyWhoWritesBetterThanYou, so I figured why not. I'm tired, this was written at 4 in the morning, I don't care what it says, and yeah. Please don't say you enjoyed it, because if you genuinely did, I will have a heart attack.