12Good day everyone I guess I'll be making this story now
following morning
"uggh my head brrrrr I'm cold cause I'm- *looks down* huh wher'd my clothes run off to I'm sure they were here somewhere oh well Grampa where are you gramPA NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE WAKE UP PLEASE *sniffles* don't die" she cries. *Goku then buries him and gets something to eat i.e. fish*
Several years later
"ah man I'm hungry what should I get to eat" her stomach growls "fish yeah fish it is she says running towards the river
Meanwhile on Mount Paozu
Soon she thought soon I'll be able to get my perfect boyfriend and or strawberries an unlimited source of them
A saiyan pod
"achoo what I am a prince of saiyans none the less I shouldn't sneeze unless hey who's talking about me"
Earth
"- and we'll have a cute baby together"
With our main protagonist
okay time to put taily in the water done a fish spots the tail and decided to get it. that was the last time anyone saw that fish alive, "Yay this'll keep me full till dinner time to go home I guess" she said while putting on her clothes that were recently dried after she fell into the water while tricking a sabertooth tiger to fall off a cliff. As she walked back she saw something a weird thing unbeknownst to her it was a car speeding fast down the dirt trail at breakneck speeds hitting our protagonist knocking her down "oh no I just hit that kid" she got out of the car to see if the kid was okay "oww that hurt die you monster" said Goku while attacking the car. "Hey kid stop that's my car" "huh who are you" "Bulma , Bulma Briefs" "hahahaha oh my kami that is underwear" "shut up your name" "Son Goku" "right well I'm looking for these" she said pulling out her dragon balls and telling Goku their tale "yeah I have one at home" "may I have it please I'll show you the difference between boys and girls" "wow you're a boy" "no stupid I'm the girl" "But who's the boy then" "you" "nu-uh grampa told me I'm a girl" "let's see then" both Goku and Bulma came out of the house with red faces °_° "Bulma did you have to pat it more than once" "be flattered kid"
A/N: °_° don't kill me please I'll stop this kinda stuff if you don't like it or find it offensive right um if you do like it good for you Super Saiyan Rose is O.P. as shit poor vegey